If only I liked UK art!

[Senator]

Hello, I hope this email meets you in good condition of health, but I feel quite safe dealing with you in this mutual beneficial transaction. I have a vacancy in my company. As I am just setting up in the USA I will be requiring Rep to work on a part time basis. I sell Arts all over the world, have sold to galleries and to private collectors, I am always facing serious difficulties selling my art works to Americans, they are always offering to pay with either Money orders/cashiers check, which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I just need some one that could help me, This position will not take up your time nor will you have to use your own resources for the position. The job does not entail anything stressfull, you can do this while you still continue with your full time job or school. All you need is to devote about 5 hours of your time in a week in a given period of time. The payment will be sent to you via regular mail or FedEx. When you get this payment which are for my Art Works, you will cash it at your bank, deduct 10% of the money for your effort and have the rest wired to me via western Union or money gram. Also you need to have a BANK ACCOUNT where cheque's can be cleared and most important you need to be HONEST with me, my painting starts from $2500USD and above and this contract will last for about 6 months till am fully establised in the USA. If you are interested,please get back to me as soon as possible. Regards Mattew Smith

[MikeVic]

Oh man, screw looking for other jobs. This could be my career!

[rkmsuf]

Will there ever be a trailblazing spammer than can spell and use proper grammer?

Is this some kind of prerequisite to not?

[Bee]

I wouldn't accept anything less than 15%.

[st.cronin]

Damn, you need to have a BANK ACCOUNT. I knew I should have opened one when I had the chance.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Will there ever be a trailblazing spammer than can spell and use proper grammer?

Is this some kind of prerequisite to not?

Someone at work last week put forth the idea that poorly-done spam could be part of a devious plan to make it so that when you do see the well-done scams (which do exist), you're less likely to notice it. An interesting thought.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Someone at work last week put forth the idea that poorly-done spam could be part of a devious plan to make it so that when you do see the well-done scams (which do exist), you're less likely to notice it. An interesting thought.

The old misdirection play. Nice.