Your Complete Guide To All NFL Player Arrests

[Green Caesar]

From http://www.deadspin.com/

Tomorrow, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will hear the appeal of Pacman Jones, who wants to have his yearlong suspension reduced. As part of his appeal, the law firm of Greenberg Taurig has compiled a 28-page document stating his case -- and it is a doozy, to say the least. Basically, the lawyers have helpfully listed -- comprehensively -- every episode of NFL player malfeasance over the last seven-plus years, and it is almost otherwordly entertaining. Reading the PDF is like taking a stroll down memory (Fred) lane.
So, fire up the document and step in the wayback machine. Look, it's Ray Lewis' murder charge! Mark Chmura's sexual assault indictment! Corey Dillon's wife beating! Stacey Mack's solicitation of an undercover cop for oral sex! Oh, thank you, thank you, Greenberg Taurig ... you've made this Thursday afternoon a special one, and our lives a helluva lot easier.

The 28 page PDF file is here

Enjoy!

[EagleFan]

At first I thought this was just the announcement that the Bengals media guide came out.

[MikeVic]

You now what stands out. These fines are a joke. They should be changed to a % of your salary or the set amount, whichever is higher. If I have to pay $1000 for a DUI, it's quite a bit of money. If Ray Lewis has to pay $1000, it's a drop in the bucket.

[Green Caesar]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

You now what stands out. These fines are a joke. They should be changed to a % of your salary or the set amount, whichever is higher. If I have to pay $1000 for a DUI, it's quite a bit of money. If Ray Lewis has to pay $1000, it's a drop in the bucket.

QFT

[Hurst2112]

awesome read! I am going to have to print this out.

I forgot about the lousy 2 weeks Andre Rison (errr BROCK MIDDLEBROOK) had in August 2000.

[Klinglerware]

Nice to see Elias making the list before the cut-off date. Ivy League represent!

[Hurst2112]

dola:

I haven't been following the story that much but haven't players come out saying that they don't want guys like Pacman around the league? I thought there was support for Goodell's decision.

[Hurst2112]

Ok, I was bored.

One thing I noticed is that quite a few of the guys had charges dropped. Doesn't mean they weren't in the wrong place at the wrong time.

AFC WEST

• SD 14
• Oak 8
• KC 19
• Den 10

AFC NORTH

• Pit 8
• Bal 10
• Cle 11
• Cin 17

AFC SOUTH

• Hou 4
• Ind 13
• Jax 11
• Ten 11

AFC EAST

• Buf 6
• Jets 5
• Mia 12
• Pats 7

NFC WEST

• Sea 6
• 49ers 6
• Ariz 6
• Rams 3

NFC NORTH

• Green Bay 8
• Vikings 20
• Bears 13
• Lions 4

NFC SOUTH

• Atl 4
• NO 9
• TB 9
• Car 9

NFC EAST

• Dal 6
• Giants 4
• Was 7
• Phi 3

I went pretty fast so I might have missed a disorderly or drug possession somewhere.

[JeeberD]

We're not the worst in the NFC East, nevermind the league! Woot!

[NoMyths]

Kansas City representin', yo.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Kansas City representin', yo.

AFC Champions in something!

SI

[sterlingice]

7 kicker offenses on there. Tho 3 are from Janikowski so I guess that really only counts at 4 kickers.

SI

[Ragone]

In all fairness.. the rams should have theirs tripled due to the fatality

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

7 kicker offenses on there. Tho 3 are from Janikowski so I guess that really only counts at 4 kickers.

SI

It's not nice to make fun of fat polocks.