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Old 05-14-2007, 05:09 PM   #1
MJ4H
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I want to make love to FOFC

Thank you so much FOFC for helping me through the last week. I vented on here about how bad it was, but it got much worse. Laptop, ipod, office computer, car (twice), garbage disposal, dish network, son getting sick, you name it, it failed on me last week, and it was one of the worst times of the year for it (spring concert for my band). I just got a part that Flasch helped me get, and there are a couple of other people that helped me out in other ways that at least one asked me to not mention so I won't. THIS PLACE EFFING RULES AND I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND GIVE YOU A TONGUE KISS DONT EVEN TRY TO HIDE ALSO I BOUGHT A DS AND IT RULES K THX BYE

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Old 05-14-2007, 05:20 PM   #2
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Awkward.
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Old 05-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #3
Travis
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Location: Canada eh
They'll never let him over the border, the Canadians are safe.
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Old 05-14-2007, 05:57 PM   #4
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Homosexuals are every where.

We should be okay with that.
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:01 PM   #5
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They'll never let him over the border, the Canadians are safe.

Whatever happened to believing in diversity and not assimilation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzn0UiiOYLs
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:26 PM   #6
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I know you don't drink but...

i agree, FOFC is a special place
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:04 PM   #7
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I haven't been around for a while so I dunno how bad it got for you. Glad to hear everything's cool and if you wanna tongue kiss my husband, make sure he's the first ones so when I kiss him I won't be kissing hundreds of other guys

I agree with Lathum, FOFC is a very special place and I consider you guys part of my extended family.
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:09 PM   #8
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I just ate an onion, fyi.
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:17 PM   #9
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I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND GIVE YOU A TONGUE KISS DONT EVEN TRY TO HIDE

I think we should just be friends.
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:17 PM   #10
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I just ate an onion, fyi.

that's hot
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:29 PM   #11
M GO BLUE!!!
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Just so you know, I am fat and hairy. I also have bad gas and a possible sinus infection with discharge that is not pretty.

If I sneeze in your hair, just pretend it's hair gel.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:49 AM   #12
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Hmm
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:52 AM   #13
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Just so you know, I am fat and hairy. I also have bad gas and a possible sinus infection with discharge that is not pretty.

If I sneeze in your hair, just pretend it's hair gel.

I swear when I read that I thought you said you had a possible anus infection.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:20 PM   #14
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I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND GIVE YOU A TONGUE KISS DONT EVEN TRY TO HIDE
Could you please wear one of those tongue condom thingies?
Thanks.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:30 PM   #15
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............weird
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:39 PM   #16
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Could you please wear one of those tongue condom thingies?
Thanks.

sure baby
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:02 PM   #17
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That just about settles it. There may never be a Meet an Ardent: NW Arkansas, SW Missouri, or SE Oklahoma edition.
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:31 PM   #18
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That just about settles it. There may never be a Meet an Ardent: NW Arkansas, SW Missouri, or SE Oklahoma edition.

w00t that means alabama is still an option!
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:59 PM   #19
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That just about settles it. There may never be a Meet an Ardent: NW Arkansas, SW Missouri, or SE Oklahoma edition.

you mean again, right.

i'll never forget that night
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:05 PM   #20
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Will there be cuddling afterwards?
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:07 PM   #21
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This thread makes me happy.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:09 PM   #22
Poli
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MJ must be listening to his concert band's spring performance right now.
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Old 05-20-2007, 02:55 AM   #23
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Will there be cuddling afterwards?

I will also need Cab fare home please
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:43 AM   #24
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Is it ok if I stay outside and give you guys shit as you do your walk of shame to the cab?
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I give up.
That's a double whammy and I hate you.
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:35 PM   #25
M GO BLUE!!!
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I swear when I read that I thought you said you had a possible anus infection.

The sinus discharge suddenly seems like it was a pleasure!
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:57 PM   #26
Tigercat
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A week later and you still haven't called.

I feel dirty.
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:47 PM   #27
Pumpy Tudors
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For the record, I just got my tongue kiss, and it was FANTASTIC.
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:29 PM   #28
BYU 14
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Still waiting for my Cab Fare!!
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:50 PM   #29
Mateo
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I desperately want to make love to a school boy...

wait... what?
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:04 PM   #30
MJ4H
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For the record, I just got my tongue kiss, and it was FANTASTIC.

spread the frikin word
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:19 PM   #31
Poli
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FTR, where was your spring concert?
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:14 PM   #32
M GO BLUE!!!
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Let us meet for a weekend camping trip.
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:20 PM   #33
MJ4H
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it was in the auditorium
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:30 PM   #34
Poli
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Come on. You didn't go to Kansas City?
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