3 Wishes*

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 05:07 PM

Ok, I'm bored, so I'm going to posed the same question to FOFC, that I just posed to stevew in his FTB thread:

You have 3 wishes, but these wishes do not come without rules.

Rule 1 - You must choose a singular object.

Rule 2 - You can choose any object* fictitious or real, even if the item would seemingly not work in reality. In other words, any item you wish for will actually work here.

*You may not pick an object that would somehow create money or more wishes.

Rule 3 - The object of your wish cannot be a person.

Rule 4 - The object you choose cannot be, nor can it be bigger than the Death Star.

Rule 5 - The object you wish for cannot directly kill, nor can it directly give life to another human.

So, what are your 3 wishes?

DaddyTorgo · 05-15-2007, 05:29 PM

why can't it be the Death Star? (geek alert) can I wish for the Starship Enterprise then? :-P

LOL

Izulde · 05-15-2007, 05:33 PM

1. Everlasting Love potion
2. An indestructible object that will give me immortal life and immortal youth
3. An android that never will break down that can do all my housework chores for me.

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

why can't it be the Death Star? (geek alert) can I wish for the Starship Enterprise then? :-P

LOL

Sure, you can have it. I suppose that a photon torpedo doesn't directly kill a person.

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

3. An android that never will break down that can do all my housework chores for me.

Dude, that one is one I would love to have. I hate housework.

DaddyTorgo · 05-15-2007, 05:38 PM

i think instead of that i'd rather have a house all paid off. That way I would only need to work to pay for utilities and insurance...and I could spend the rest of my time using those lifetime airline tickets to make the recipient of the everlasting love potion as happy as she deserves to be

Fonzie · 05-15-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

3. An android that never will break down that can do all my housework chores for me.

Don't forget to have the android look and sound like Scarlett Johansson. With "fully functional" anatomy.

st.cronin · 05-15-2007, 05:48 PM

1. Babel Fish
2. Cloak of Invisibility
3. Library of Alexandria

Pretty random list, I'm not too good at things like this.

Richard Weed · 05-15-2007, 05:59 PM

1. Time Machine

uh.....

2. X-Ray Glasses
3. Season Suite Tickets to Raiders Games (Home and Away) for life

Joe · 05-15-2007, 06:12 PM

1. Holy Grail
2. Bigger Penis
3. Dinosaurs

Coffee Warlord · 05-15-2007, 06:14 PM

1) TARDIS (from Doctor Who)
2) Age/Body Alteration Device
3) Holodeck.

I'm set.

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe

1. Holy Grail
2. Bigger Penis
3. Dinosaurs

It has to be a singular object, so you have to choose one dinosaur.

sabotai · 05-15-2007, 06:18 PM

1) A Holodeck
2) A console that plays any game from any console or the PC, and will continue to play any game released for any console, or for the PC, in the future
3) I would like a special watch that allows me to slow down time.

Joe · 05-15-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

It has to be a singular object, so you have to choose one dinosaur.

Oh.. the big one from jurassic park

Blade6119 · 05-15-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe

1. Holy Grail
2. Bigger Penis
3. Dinosaurs

Cant the holy grail give life? Thats against the rules

Groundhog · 05-15-2007, 06:39 PM

1) A little handle-held computer with an LCD that can answer or display anything or question I ask of it... play back historical moments, or future moments, that kind of thing.

2) Invisibility cloak.

3) Holodeck.

Joe · 05-15-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade6119

Cant the holy grail give life? Thats against the rules

It gives eternal life, not life to another human. So its fair game.

bulletsponge · 05-15-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe

1. Holy Grail
2. Bigger Penis
3. Dinosaurs

it sounds like you want to live forever banging Dinosaurs!

bulletsponge · 05-15-2007, 07:26 PM

wtf is a Holodeck?

Joe · 05-15-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

it sounds like you want to live forever banging Dinosaurs!

Who doesn't?!

Groundhog · 05-15-2007, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

wtf is a Holodeck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck

gkb · 05-15-2007, 07:29 PM

1. The ability to control time.
2. All of Superman's powers.
3. Wisdom.

Izulde · 05-15-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

1. The ability to control time.
2. All of Superman's powers.
3. Wisdom.

Abilities are not objects.

DaddyTorgo · 05-15-2007, 07:35 PM

1. some "object" that allows you to control people's minds and manipulate them (there must be one somewhere in some comic or whatever)
2. Holy Grail
3. Starship Enterprise (even if you want to take the weapons away i'm cool)

I can live forever, flying around the galaxy and getting anything that I want with my mind control (as far as $$ or possessions or whatever)

gkb · 05-15-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Abilities are not objects.

Good point.

I tried to come up with three things I'd like more than what other people have already listed (e.g. Excalibur, Ark of the Covenant, Noah's Ark)...and I couldn't so I'll just steal from everyone else.

1. Holodeck
2. Holy Grail
3. Invisibility Cloak

Man I'm lame.

Passacaglia · 05-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Didn't the holodeck in the enterprise give life?

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 07:50 PM

You do know that you guys can actually create any item that you want, right (within the "rules").

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Didn't the holodeck in the enterprise give life?

Meh. It's not specific, and I don't want to be too much of a hardass.

BYU 14 · 05-15-2007, 07:53 PM

1-A magic pendant that makes me irresistable to Halle Berry

2-An invitation from Halle Berry to move into her House

3-Halle Berry's check book

I think I have found all the loopholes in the rules.....Life is good

Surtt · 05-15-2007, 07:57 PM

1) the Fountain of Youth

2) latest copy Enciclopedia Galactica from The Foundation Trilogy

3) The starship Heart of Gold, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I need to get around and the Infinite Improbability Drive sounds like a fun way to go.

WVUFAN · 05-15-2007, 08:20 PM

1. A portable version of The Fountain of Youth
2. An object that allows me to take over the body of anyone I want to.
3. Iron Man's armor (just because I think it would be cool)

Schmidty · 05-15-2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUFAN

1. A portable version of The Fountain of Youth
2. An object that allows me to take over the body of anyone I want to.
3. Iron Man's armor (just because I think it would be cool)

You are like a techno-demon.

Coffee Warlord · 05-15-2007, 10:32 PM

So who wants a ride in my TARDIS?

Fonzie · 05-15-2007, 10:44 PM

1. An immortality-granting sceptre (why a sceptre? why not?)
2. A vessel that can travel throughout space-time (backwards and forwards in the latter)
3. A mind-control device, let's make it a crown (+1 vs. hot chicks)

Izulde · 05-15-2007, 10:47 PM

Actually I'll throw out the airline ticket for something that gives me immortal life and immortal youth.

RendeR · 05-15-2007, 11:15 PM

#1 perfect fitness and health, delivered through some innocuous body oil(NOT massage oil, perverts).

#2 A Battlestar (Pegasus would do nicely)

#3 Cybernetic implants that allow me to move through time and space as needed and containing the full wealth of knowledge of the entire universe.

That should do it, I know all, I can go anywhere, anytime and I look as bad ass as my ship does. The ultimate Dorkgasm!

WVUFAN · 05-16-2007, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

You are like a techno-demon.

I hadn't thought of it that way. Maybe I can put horns on the Iron Man armor.

Tigercat · 05-16-2007, 12:37 AM

1) I will go with the aforementioned life elongator, with the ability to shut it off if/when I am ready to die

2) I will go with the previously mentioned invisibility cloak - for as many decent reasons as indecent ones (though the indecent ones ain't bad!)

3) A magic button, that when pressed makes everyone in the the world have unconditional love for one another, just by bring out the possibility of that love which we all possess in some form. If that is a little too big/much, then just give a ray gun with that power and with my cloak and infinite life I will just have to go around zapping everyone!

EagleFan · 05-16-2007, 12:38 AM

A chip inplant into my brain that will allow me to A) control my aging B) control time C) become invisible D) heal myself E) morph F) teleport (hey, he said we could invent something

)

Bill Gates' bank account

I reserve my third wish for when I am fully awake.

Have a good night all.

WVUFAN · 05-16-2007, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat

1)

3) A magic button, that when pressed makes everyone in the the world have unconditional love for one another, just by bring out the possibility of that love which we all possess in some form. If that is a little too big/much, then just give a ray gun with that power and with my cloak and infinite life I will just have to go around zapping everyone!

Love gun ... BAH!

I shoot you with my Repulsor Ray from my demon Iron Man armor.

Crapshoot · 05-16-2007, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surtt

1) the Fountain of Youth

2) latest copy Enciclopedia Galactica from The Foundation Trilogy

3) The starship Heart of Gold, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I need to get around and the Infinite Improbability Drive sounds like a fun way to go.

I think we have a winner.

Tigercat · 05-16-2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUFAN

Love gun ... BAH!

I shoot you with my Repulsor Ray from my demon Iron Man armor.

No one can beat the power of sappyness, I will make you love your fellow man, or else!

Hurst2112 · 05-16-2007, 02:59 AM

1) 200GB iphone (Cingular object)

2) Geddy Lee's double neck Rickenbacker 4001 bass (the midnight blue one)
3) Red Bull machine with cold vodka sidecar accessory

Mateo · 05-16-2007, 06:06 PM

The only plans to build a cold fusion machine

A hoverboard like Michael J. Fox had in back To The Future II

A backpack made out of Martha Stewart's vagina

sterlingice · 05-16-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

So who wants a ride in my TARDIS?

Did you really need to point out that the Tardis is from Doctor Who? Either you knew what a Tardis was or you didn't. It's not like we were going to confuse it for another Tardis

SI

Mustang · 05-16-2007, 08:03 PM

1. Unbreakable Machine that will answer any question I put in. Pretty much covers me for pretty much anything although.. guess that is a money generating thing.. "What are the lottery numbers going to be tomorrow?" "What does she look like naked" yaaaaa.. gimmee that.

2. Time Machine

3. Fountain of Youth

michael1123 · 05-16-2007, 08:42 PM

1. Holodeck (stolen from previous answers)
2. Something that'll give eternal life, youth, health (stolen from previous answers)
3. Replicator thingy from Star Trek that can create any food, drink, or smallish object (idea from Holodeck answer)
- could also likely be used to create gold to sell

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Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	1) TARDIS (from Doctor Who) 2) Age/Body Alteration Device 3) Holodeck. I'm set.

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	1) A Holodeck 2) A console that plays any game from any console or the PC, and will continue to play any game released for any console, or for the PC, in the future 3) I would like a special watch that allows me to slow down time.

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	1. some "object" that allows you to control people's minds and manipulate them (there must be one somewhere in some comic or whatever) 2. Holy Grail 3. Starship Enterprise (even if you want to take the weapons away i'm cool) I can live forever, flying around the galaxy and getting anything that I want with my mind control (as far as $$ or possessions or whatever) Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 05-15-2007 at 07:36 PM.

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Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	1) the Fountain of Youth 2) latest copy Enciclopedia Galactica from The Foundation Trilogy 3) The starship Heart of Gold, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I need to get around and the Infinite Improbability Drive sounds like a fun way to go. __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Surtt : 05-15-2007 at 07:58 PM.

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RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	#1 perfect fitness and health, delivered through some innocuous body oil(NOT massage oil, perverts). #2 A Battlestar (Pegasus would do nicely) #3 Cybernetic implants that allow me to move through time and space as needed and containing the full wealth of knowledge of the entire universe. That should do it, I know all, I can go anywhere, anytime and I look as bad ass as my ship does. The ultimate Dorkgasm! __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

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