How do you clean your girl?

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-26-2007, 07:48 AM

So after a long time of having a "charcoal" girl with a "cooking surface" that was really dirty, beyond the point of cleaning, I finally just bought a new girl. Just the "cooking surface", that is. The rest of the girl is the same old one, and kinda dusty all over the place, but serviceable. So now that I have one new piece, I want to be sure to maintain it all as best as I can. So..what do you guys do to keep your girl clean?

ThunderingHERD · 06-26-2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

So after a long time of having a "charcoal" girl with a "cooking surface" that was really dirty, beyond the point of cleaning, I finally just bought a new girl. Just the "cooking surface", that is. The rest of the girl is the same old one, and kinda dusty all over the place, but serviceable. So now that I have one new piece, I want to be sure to maintain it all as best as I can. So..what do you guys do to keep your girl clean?

Charcoal girl? Dirty beyond the point of cleaning?

RACIST.

Critch · 06-26-2007, 08:10 AM

Hose her down in the garden and she'll be as good as new.

Warhammer · 06-26-2007, 08:15 AM

Don't pull your meat out until its done.

That way you don't leave little pieces of meat on the grill, it all comes out with the meat. Be careful not to burn it though. Many foods self-release when properly cooked.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-26-2007, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Don't pull your meat out until its done.

That way you don't leave little pieces of meat on the grill, it all comes out with the meat. Be careful not to burn it though. Many foods self-release when properly cooked.

I'm lost here. I thought we were talking about my girl, not a grill. What are you talking about?

Warhammer · 06-26-2007, 08:45 AM

You don't have to pull your meat out of your girl until its done either!

Young Drachma · 06-26-2007, 08:59 AM

mckerney · 06-26-2007, 09:58 AM

Somebody needs to lose their 'Parody Thread' button.

AZSpeechCoach · 06-26-2007, 10:09 AM

Just soap her down real good!

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-26-2007, 10:13 AM

I'm surprised PAM cooking spray hasn't entered this conversation yet.

Galaril · 06-26-2007, 10:57 AM

Mizz sorry I forgot to clean her after borrowing her last weekend

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-26-2007, 11:11 AM

So them how did you clean MY girl?

Desmond · 06-26-2007, 11:15 AM

Never stick your hand in, it could ruin it.

bulletsponge · 06-26-2007, 12:06 PM

Oilers9911 · 06-26-2007, 12:11 PM

rkmsuf · 06-26-2007, 12:13 PM

nothing wrong with a little charcoal on the helmet

Wolfpack · 06-26-2007, 12:16 PM

Stick 'em both in a bathtub, especially after they've been playing in a sandbox.

...wait...we're talking about kids, right?

Warhammer · 06-26-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

nothing wrong with a little charcoal on the helmet

I think you're cleaning the wrong end...

rkmsuf · 06-26-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

I think you're cleaning the wrong end...

Whoops...I was confused. I usually have sex with my grill from behind.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-26-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Whoops...I was confused. I usually have sex with my grill from behind.

Your girl must be jealous.

bulletsponge · 06-26-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Your girl must be jealous.

no, i keep her busy while he's with the grill

although, it does explain the funny tasting burgers he serves

Fonzie · 06-26-2007, 01:40 PM

I highly recommend the self-cleaning model.

ThunderingHERD · 06-26-2007, 01:44 PM

golden showers?

Coffee Warlord · 06-26-2007, 02:03 PM

Just throw it out and buy a new one.

jbmagic · 06-26-2007, 05:24 PM

Use Pam on it. She will be non sticky.

sterlingice · 06-26-2007, 07:20 PM

Ok, this gets a -4 out of 10. Parody threads are bad enough but bad parody threads... well, can't expect much from Columbia-loving fans

SI

Groundhog · 06-26-2007, 07:27 PM

I like to leave my girl dirty.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-27-2007, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Ok, this gets a -4 out of 10. Parody threads are bad enough but bad parody threads... well, can't expect much from Columbia-loving fans

SI

I'll include trailer parks in the discussion next time to make the beakers feel more at home. Who doesn't like them double-wide??????

Flasch186 · 06-27-2007, 07:42 AM

I had a first date once that involved a shower and a razor....FIRST DATE. That was a cool chick, Ive heard she married a Pastor...lucky guy

sterlingice · 06-27-2007, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

I'll include trailer parks in the discussion next time to make the beakers feel more at home. Who doesn't like them double-wide??????

This is so much different than the KU/KSU thing. In that one, we're the fruity liberals to the east while they're the animal husbandry hicks to the west. Then again, I just look at it as you guys being the slave state to the east, us being the free state to the west.

SI

rkmsuf · 06-27-2007, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

Use Pam on it. She will be non sticky.

jbmagic looking good in preseason

Danny · 06-27-2007, 08:24 AM

With my tongue, every last inch.

st.cronin · 06-27-2007, 08:25 AM

This reminds me of the funniest bathroom graffiti I've ever seen:

"I like grils."
"That's girls, stupid."
"Hey! What about us grils?"

Ksyrup · 06-27-2007, 08:53 AM

This thread may set the record for most posts in a bad parody thread.

Passacaglia · 06-27-2007, 09:05 AM

So for those of you who recommended using a wire brush, how long do you scrub it for? Is it not supposed to stay shiny on the "cooking surface" after a while? I bought a wire brush at Home Depot, but I lost it or something, and I used steel wool instead. She seems clean enough for the most part, but not like new. Am I just being too picky at this point?

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-27-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This thread may set the record for most posts in a bad parody thread.

Everyone has a dirty, charcoal-covered girl. It's an important discussion.

cuervo72 · 06-27-2007, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This thread may set the record for most posts in a bad parody thread.

Has a ways to go to catch my Saved By The Bell thread, but it has potential.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-27-2007, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Has a ways to go to catch my Saved By The Bell thread, but it has potential.

***insert discussion about Screech cleaning his girls***

mckerney · 06-27-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Everyone has a dirty, charcoal-covered girl. It's an important discussion.

Please stop causing problems.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-27-2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Please stop causing problems.

Your girl clean? Count yourself as blessed. We're all jealous.

bulletsponge · 06-27-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

So for those of you who recommended using a wire brush, how long do you scrub it for? Is it not supposed to stay shiny on the "cooking surface" after a while? I bought a wire brush at Home Depot, but I lost it or something, and I used steel wool instead. She seems clean enough for the most part, but not like new. Am I just being too picky at this point?

no it wont stay shiney. just get the bits of food off it

Julio Riddols · 06-28-2007, 08:21 AM

My grandma says front to back.

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