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Old 07-06-2007, 07:20 AM   #1
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Folks, if you're shooting off a 3 inch mortar.......

Don't do this........

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A 27-year-old woman was killed Monday in Melvindale, Mich., by a display-grade 3-inch mortar. She did not have a license for the device. She was bending over the aerial firework to see why it had not launched when it exploded and struck her in the head.

This has seriously got to be some form of natural selection.

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Old 07-06-2007, 10:19 AM   #2
M GO BLUE!!!
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She's nearly dumb enough to be president. Now.
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:23 AM   #3
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Probably not the only mortar in the face incident on the 4th either.
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:25 AM   #4
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She's nearly dumb enough to be a Democrat candidate for President. Now.

Fixed that trolling political bullshit for you.
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:52 AM   #5
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Carlos May

Different kind of mortar, but I instantly thought of him:

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/ballp...arlos_May_1948
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