Coal Mining Office Update

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 12:13 PM

Yesterday, I got moved into a new office. This is significant because I am now only a couple of doors away from the person I scheduled a meeting with a few months ago. She and I have not really had much contact since that meeting, although I said something last week that apparently left her with the impression that I bite people and lick the blood from their skin. I followed that up by joking that I used to spend every weekend in a graveyard. She does not think that I'm a vampire, but she appears to be somewhat wary of me.

I think I need to clear the air with her here. I don't know if she misunderstood the whole blood licking thing or what, but I'm not a bad person. In case I run into her in the hall, I don't want things to be awkward.

Do you guys think it would be proper for me to schedule another meeting with her? On purpose this time?

vex · 07-19-2007, 12:15 PM

Penske account.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 12:16 PM

I think you should schedule another meeting with her, on purpose this time. And in that meeting, you should lay it straight: you want to smell her blood.

rkmsuf · 07-19-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vex

Penske account.

he's not Penske material

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 12:19 PM

She just walked past my office and didn't even look at me. I think I'm ruined.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She just walked past my office and didn't even look at me. I think I'm ruined.

Not if you tell her you want to smell her blood. She'll live in fear of you, and eventually quit. Then guess who's moving two offices over? You'll be the CEO in no time.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Not if you tell her you want to smell her blood. She'll live in fear of you, and eventually quit. Then guess who's moving two offices over? You'll be the CEO in no time.

I like the way you think!

spleen1015 · 07-19-2007, 12:38 PM

You look like John Oates, ya know.

path12 · 07-19-2007, 12:41 PM

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.

oh god

Surtt · 07-19-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Do you guys think it would be proper for me to schedule another meeting with her? On purpose this time?

I would go ahead and just schedule another one by accident.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.

Good. We need more constructive material. Come on people!

You should leave some ketchup on your face the next time you are face-to-face with her too.

path12 · 07-19-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

oh god

Too far? So hard to find the line sometimes.

Draft Dodger · 07-19-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

You look like John Oates, ya know.

you beat me to the punch

cartman · 07-19-2007, 12:54 PM

Leave pamphlets around the common areas of the office advertising a company-wide Red Cross blood drive. For the date, put 'anytime' and for the location, 'Pumpy's office'.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Leave pamphlets around the common areas of the office advertising a company-wide Red Cross blood drive. For the date, put 'anytime' and for the location, 'Pumpy's office'.

Perfect.

Cringer · 07-19-2007, 01:05 PM

This smells like pending lawsuit soon. Best to move fast Pumpy, just say it is only cow blood ala Survivor.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Too far? So hard to find the line sometimes.

Yep, it's too far. I can't smell a damn thing from here. Perhaps I should move closer.

AZSpeechCoach · 07-19-2007, 01:07 PM

pixplskthx

spleen1015 · 07-19-2007, 01:09 PM

Set up another meeting with her. When she shows up ask her if she likes your 80's porn star mustache.

st.cronin · 07-19-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Set up another meeting with her. When she shows up ask her if she likes 80's porn.

Fixed.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 01:40 PM

In other office news, somebody put dog shit in the controller's trash can. At this time, we have no idea who is responsible.

Young Drachma · 07-19-2007, 01:42 PM

I totally thought this might be a thread about a new type of text sim.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Yep, it's too far. I can't smell a damn thing from here. Perhaps I should move closer.

Even better. You can tickle her with your moustache too. But then she might stick around.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

I totally thought this might be a thread about a new type of text sim.

Pumpy's bars are through the roof.

Izulde · 07-19-2007, 01:55 PM

Tell her, "I get excited every 28 days around a woman." Then post photos in your office of random women with a day of the month written on each of them.

When she walks by, remark, "Ah, the 5th. It's Lucretia's turn to be sniffed and licked. Yum, yum!"

Bee · 07-19-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

In other office news, somebody put dog shit in the controller's trash can. At this time, we have no idea who is responsible.

Someone obviously making a statement about the Vick indictment.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee

Someone obviously making a statement about the Vick indictment.

Vick and Davenport in one statement. That must me a real pro.

Cap Ologist · 07-19-2007, 03:11 PM

Is there a thread about the first 'accidental' meeting? I must have missed that one.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cap Ologist

Is there a thread about the first 'accidental' meeting? I must have missed that one.

Yes.

Cap Ologist · 07-19-2007, 03:37 PM

Thanks!

Darth Guapo · 07-19-2007, 05:55 PM

JediKooter · 07-19-2007, 05:58 PM

Bring a horse to the meeting.

MikeVic · 07-19-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Bring a horse to the meeting.

Yet another instance of a horse being a respectable choice!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2007, 01:10 PM

It has been almost a month since the blood-licking incident. Apparently, she has managed to get past that, because she just came into my office and demanded five bucks. I paid up because, well, it's far too easy to lose a woman's attention sometimes, and I don't want to take any more chances.

cartman · 08-16-2007, 01:33 PM

Even a coal mining office needs a good cropdusting every now and again.

ISiddiqui · 08-16-2007, 01:35 PM

You should tell her that you are really Patrick Ewing and the Vampire Pumpy is your cover story.

rkmsuf · 08-16-2007, 01:37 PM

Is it bad for you to get coal on your private parts?

MikeVic · 08-16-2007, 02:14 PM

Lick my bloody coals, baby.

sterlingice · 08-16-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Guapo

May have been from a banned user, but sums up my thoughts nicely.

SI

AZSpeechCoach · 08-16-2007, 10:23 PM

Damn, first jbmagic, now Darth Guapo...who is left?

WVUFAN · 08-16-2007, 10:47 PM

ISiddiqui · 08-16-2007, 10:49 PM

Niiiiice... WVUFAN's got my back

.

MikeVic · 08-16-2007, 11:25 PM

THAT IS BEYOND AWESOME!

rkmsuf · 08-17-2007, 08:26 AM

oh shi

Pumpy Tudors · 08-17-2007, 08:31 AM

what the piss

mrsimperless · 08-17-2007, 08:40 AM

Schedule another meeting with her and wear fake vampire teeth. Flasch a big smile and give her the "pumpy look".

(Yeah, you know what I'm talkin bout)

Pumpy Tudors · 08-17-2007, 08:52 AM

MikeVic · 08-17-2007, 08:53 AM

What the! Pumpy is giving me the gun fingers!!

07-19-2007, 12:19 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	She just walked past my office and didn't even look at me. I think I'm ruined. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-19-2007, 12:41 PM	#9
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

07-19-2007, 12:54 PM	#15
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Leave pamphlets around the common areas of the office advertising a company-wide Red Cross blood drive. For the date, put 'anytime' and for the location, 'Pumpy's office'. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-19-2007, 01:05 PM	#17
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	This smells like pending lawsuit soon. Best to move fast Pumpy, just say it is only cow blood ala Survivor. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

07-19-2007, 01:07 PM	#19
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	pixplskthx __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-19-2007, 12:15 PM	#2
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Penske account.

07-19-2007, 12:16 PM	#3
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I think you should schedule another meeting with her, on purpose this time. And in that meeting, you should lay it straight: you want to smell her blood.

07-19-2007, 12:38 PM	#8
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	You look like John Oates, ya know.

07-19-2007, 01:09 PM	#20
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Set up another meeting with her. When she shows up ask her if she likes your 80's porn star mustache.

07-19-2007, 01:40 PM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	In other office news, somebody put dog shit in the controller's trash can. At this time, we have no idea who is responsible. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-19-2007, 01:42 PM	#23
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07-19-2007, 01:55 PM	#26
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Tell her, "I get excited every 28 days around a woman." Then post photos in your office of random women with a day of the month written on each of them. When she walks by, remark, "Ah, the 5th. It's Lucretia's turn to be sniffed and licked. Yum, yum!" __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

07-19-2007, 03:11 PM	#29
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Is there a thread about the first 'accidental' meeting? I must have missed that one.

07-19-2007, 03:37 PM	#31
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Thanks!

07-19-2007, 05:55 PM	#32
Darth Guapo Banned Join Date: Jul 2007

07-19-2007, 05:58 PM	#33
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Bring a horse to the meeting. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-16-2007, 01:10 PM	#35
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	It has been almost a month since the blood-licking incident. Apparently, she has managed to get past that, because she just came into my office and demanded five bucks. I paid up because, well, it's far too easy to lose a woman's attention sometimes, and I don't want to take any more chances. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-16-2007, 01:33 PM	#36
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Even a coal mining office needs a good cropdusting every now and again. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-16-2007, 01:35 PM	#37
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	You should tell her that you are really Patrick Ewing and the Vampire Pumpy is your cover story. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

08-16-2007, 01:37 PM	#38
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Is it bad for you to get coal on your private parts? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-16-2007, 02:14 PM	#39
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Lick my bloody coals, baby.

08-16-2007, 10:23 PM	#41
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Damn, first jbmagic, now Darth Guapo...who is left? __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

08-16-2007, 10:47 PM	#42
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	__________________

08-16-2007, 10:49 PM	#43
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Niiiiice... WVUFAN's got my back . __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

08-16-2007, 11:25 PM	#44
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	THAT IS BEYOND AWESOME!

08-17-2007, 08:26 AM	#45
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	oh shi __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-17-2007, 08:31 AM	#46
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	what the piss __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-17-2007, 08:40 AM	#47
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Schedule another meeting with her and wear fake vampire teeth. Flasch a big smile and give her the "pumpy look". (Yeah, you know what I'm talkin bout) __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

08-17-2007, 08:52 AM	#48
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-17-2007, 08:53 AM	#49
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	What the! Pumpy is giving me the gun fingers!!

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