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Old 08-11-2007, 06:01 PM   #1
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Ok, for those who don't know, I work for a group of hotels. There is a certain amount of shit that I am required to take, being that I deal with customers. But Mr. BRYAN EDWARD SULLIVAN of Olton, Tx, HAS GONE WAY OVER THE LINE!!!!!

This is the third time in my life I've called 911. First time was to report a traffic accident. Second time was when my neighbor called me and told me somebody was breaking in to my house.

I mean, seriously, when somebody asks you to leave, nicely, offering to refund all charges, your response is to TAKE A SWING AT THEM????
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:15 PM   #2
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You could have taken him.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:15 PM   #3
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But yeah, that's a funny way to respond.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:16 PM   #4
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You could have taken him.

Maybe, but I kinda doubt it. This guy was pretty large.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:17 PM   #5
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dola

My tummy hurts. Motherfucker.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:18 PM   #6
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dola

My tummy hurts. Motherfucker.

He swung at your tummy?
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:23 PM   #7
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He swung at your tummy?

No, he swung at my NOSE.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:26 PM   #8
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No, he swung at my NOSE.

Then why does your tummy hurt?
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:32 PM   #9
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Then why does your tummy hurt?

I am susceptible to stress-based stomach pain.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:41 PM   #10
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Just because I am curious...

What was his issue that he got so pissed off?
Didn't like the breakfast? Not enough of those little shampoos in his room?
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:42 PM   #11
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I am susceptible to stress-based stomach pain.

Ohhh. That sucks.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:54 PM   #12
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I got some folks out that direction. We'll talk when he gets back home - he still living on RR #1?
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:55 PM   #13
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Just because I am curious...

What was his issue that he got so pissed off?
Didn't like the breakfast? Not enough of those little shampoos in his room?

Didn't like the water pressure in the shower. Also didn't like the "spics" giving him attitude. Wanted to stay for free.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:57 PM   #14
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I got some folks out that direction. We'll talk when he gets back home - he still living on RR #1?

The address I have for him is 581 CR 299, Olton TX, 79064.
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Old 08-11-2007, 08:16 PM   #15
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The address I have for him is 581 CR 299, Olton TX, 79064.

I just signed him up for 144 different junkmail things. He'll have enough to light a fire with daily or years.
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Old 08-11-2007, 08:23 PM   #16
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I just signed him up for 144 different junkmail things. He'll have enough to light a fire with daily or years.

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Old 08-11-2007, 11:39 PM   #17
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You know if you keep treating him like that, he'll never want to come back to your establishment.



Oh, yeah, I just figured he was pissed about his Zenith.
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:45 PM   #18
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You know if you keep treating him like that, he'll never want to come back to your establishment.



Oh, yeah, I just figured he was pissed about his Zenith.

Thanks to JimGa's mad Google skilz we got all the Zenith's back up.
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:53 PM   #19
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If this is where he lives, he might just know something about water pressure. Either that, or crop circles.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=581+Co...&t=k&z=14&om=1
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:56 PM   #20
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If this is where he lives, he might just know something about water pressure. Either that, or crop circles.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=581+Co...&t=k&z=14&om=1

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Old 08-12-2007, 12:34 AM   #21
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Dear Texas,

Stuff grows on the corners of property.

Dear New Jersey,

Center pivot irrigation produces higher yield per acre-foot of water than drip or flood irrigation does. Land is plentiful. Water is not.
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:57 AM   #22
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But Mr. BRYAN EDWARD SULLIVAN of Olton, Tx, HAS GONE WAY OVER THE LINE!!!!!

Eh.. he was just trying to put on a realllly big shoooow for you.
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Old 08-12-2007, 01:10 AM   #23
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Ok, for those who don't know, I work for a group of hotels. There is a certain amount of shit that I am required to take, being that I deal with customers. But Mr. BRYAN EDWARD SULLIVAN of Olton, Tx, HAS GONE WAY OVER THE LINE!!!!!

This is the third time in my life I've called 911. First time was to report a traffic accident. Second time was when my neighbor called me and told me somebody was breaking in to my house.

I mean, seriously, when somebody asks you to leave, nicely, offering to refund all charges, your response is to TAKE A SWING AT THEM????

Stay behind the counter man! Working hotel nights as much as I have, I've had crazies reach for me before, but have been fortunate to always be behind very wide counters. One guy tried to hit my hand with his(I think thats what he was trying to do) and in his drunken rage nearly broke his hand on the marble.
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:12 AM   #24
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I just signed him up for 144 different junkmail things. He'll have enough to light a fire with daily or years.

god I hope thats true
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:39 PM   #25
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Dear New Jersey,

Center pivot irrigation produces higher yield per acre-foot of water than drip or flood irrigation does. Land is plentiful. Water is not.

While this thread has lots of goodies, this is my favorite so far.

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Old 08-12-2007, 03:51 PM   #26
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I just signed him up for 144 different junkmail things. He'll have enough to light a fire with daily or years.

I hope you remembered to sign him up with NAMBLA.
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