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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Bonds in trouble again
hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html
Make sure to check out the 4th page.
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08-17-2007, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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I particularly like point 8 on page 5.
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08-17-2007, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Im sure I'm stating the obvious, but seems like that guy has a serious mental illness.
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08-17-2007, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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ok, "batman and identity robbin" is FUCKING GENIUS
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08-17-2007, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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You're not kidding. At first I thought he was just a cheat, but to find out now that Bonds sold drugs to nuns and benchpresses people for kicks, he clearly must be insane.
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08-17-2007, 09:14 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Winner! |
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08-17-2007, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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08-17-2007, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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I'm starting to like Bonds. :P
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08-17-2007, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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I knew it! The rular speed of those nuns had to be artificially enhanced when I was in school!
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08-17-2007, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Actually, I'm pretty sure he does this as a joke.
He has a new one filed yesterday with Lebron James, Michael Vick, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Joe Montana, Tony Montana, Mickey Mantle, and Allen Iverson as defendants. His claims include: "just yesterday Mickey Mantle tried to get JC Penny's store credit in my name," "I dunked over Mr. Jordan in high school," "James took out a car loan in my name in 2003 to buy a hummer," "I caught defendants with gas cans along I-70, "defendants broke into Watergate in the 1970s," and "defendants fought in the Battle of Hastings 1066 with the Duke of Normandy."
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08-17-2007, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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It takes a special kind of insane inmate to file a lawsuit referencing the Battle of Normandy. Damnit, somebody needs to take history away from these inmates. They should have history deprived lives, if I hear him talk about his Magna Carta rights once, I will explode. |
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08-17-2007, 10:44 PM
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08-18-2007, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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The Magna Carta itself was actually one of 57 pages worth of defendants he named in a complaint last year.
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08-18-2007, 12:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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This guy is hilarious. I like to hope I'd be sane enough to file these claims as a prisoner.
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08-18-2007, 01:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Well he did sue the ACLU
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