I feel...

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-22-2007, 05:22 PM

He placed his hands upon my chest. He pressed firmly, causing a slight pain. I was fully aware that breast cancer can be a male problem as well, but had never had a breast exam before. Upon the completion of being felt up he hit me with a question I had no problem saying no to, since I am only 34 I have never had a prostate exam. "Roll onto your side and curl up in a ball."

Afterwards he gives me a box of kleenex and tells me to wipe. I stared for a moment at the box and wondered how without looking at my face he knew there were tears. Oh... wipe there... A strange thing to do with someone in the room...

I feel like I need to take a good dump and get it out of my system.

thesloppy · 08-22-2007, 05:26 PM

Using the whole fist there, doc?

Lathum · 08-22-2007, 05:35 PM

I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

err....

path12 · 08-22-2007, 05:40 PM

You're gonna love the colonoscopy.

SackAttack · 08-22-2007, 05:49 PM

"Get your hand out of my ass, Doc, I'm not a Muppet!"

MrDNA · 08-22-2007, 05:57 PM

You feel?! Think about what he had to feel!

CamEdwards · 08-22-2007, 06:28 PM

I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that.

MikeVic · 08-22-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that.

Nice!

rkmsuf · 08-23-2007, 08:53 AM

moon river

nole4sho · 08-23-2007, 10:24 AM

So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-23-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nole4sho

So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal.

I die a little inside every day.

nole4sho · 08-23-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I die a little inside every day.

That is some what depressing to hear. Guess I am the same as well because I hate my 9-5 job.

Noble_Platypus · 08-23-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

moon river

Classic

dime · 08-23-2007, 05:13 PM

your anus looking good in preseason.

sterlingice · 08-23-2007, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

moon river

And to think, I just made a Fletch reference talking to my wife about 15 minutes ago before reading this

SI

thesloppy · 08-23-2007, 11:52 PM

I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

sterlingice · 08-24-2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesloppy

I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

Well, it was all from the same scene. Like one big thread continuation.

SI

rkmsuf · 08-24-2007, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesloppy

I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

it was either moon river or babar with 2 b's but not together

08-22-2007, 05:40 PM	#4
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	You're gonna love the colonoscopy. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

08-22-2007, 05:57 PM	#6
MrDNA High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2007	*You* feel?! Think about what he had to feel! __________________ Norfolk Flame (Shiba) Jacksonville Bulls (UFL) R.I.P. *Ayr Bravehearts (FOFL)*

08-22-2007, 06:28 PM	#7
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

08-23-2007, 08:53 AM	#9
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	moon river __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-23-2007, 10:24 AM	#10
nole4sho n00b Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: From Tally but now in Miami	So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal. __________________ Going in circles.

08-22-2007, 05:26 PM	#2
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Using the whole fist there, doc?

08-22-2007, 05:35 PM	#3
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm getting wood just thinking about it. err....

08-22-2007, 05:49 PM	#5
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	"Get your hand out of my ass, Doc, I'm not a Muppet!"

08-23-2007, 05:13 PM	#14
dime High School JV Join Date: Sep 2006	your anus looking good in preseason.

08-23-2007, 11:52 PM	#16
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices. {runs away crying}

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