Demon Dwarf goes hospital with his penny stick in a vacuum cleaner

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Dwarf's Sticky Moment With Cleaner
Updated: 17:06, Monday August 20, 2007

A dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe was rushed to hospital after he glued his privates to a vacuum cleaner.

Daniel Blackner makes light of his situationDaniel Blackner performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf.

As part of his act, the 42-year-old planned to pull a vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis.

Unfortunately a special attachment on the Hoover came loose and he decided to fix it with superglue before going on stage.

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But he did not give it enough time to set and his privates got a little too close to the machine for comfort.

Nurses at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary struggled for an hour to free him.

Mr Blackner said: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me.

"I wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."



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