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Old 08-27-2007, 05:18 PM   #1
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Frank Lampard's contract demands..

...I'm assuming it's a joke, but it's pretty funny.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract1.JPG

http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract2.JPG

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Old 08-27-2007, 05:28 PM   #2
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Mr. Lampard has a pretty complicated contract. With the single exception of Mr. John Terry that is. Or so I hear.
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:34 PM   #3
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I can't believe pies didn't enter the equation.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:30 PM   #4
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that's pretty funny
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:09 PM   #5
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What's the backstory???
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:29 PM   #6
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:33 PM   #7
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is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!

i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:39 PM   #8
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i just read it all, i cant believe this is real. if it is Mr lampard must be real pissed that it got out
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:37 PM   #9
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Do not taunt Mr. Lampard. I especially like the part about security shielding Mr. Lampard from crying children with their jackets.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:27 AM   #10
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is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!

i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out

That struck me as a strange choice by the author given that Frank's the only Chelsea player who's actually scored in a shootout recently. Also the clause letting him out of games against weak opposition - the problem is usually getting him to stop playing and get some rest. He plays more games most years than anyone else in England.

Great parody, but I think it could work slightly better if it was attached to someone else.
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