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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Frank Lampard's contract demands..
...I'm assuming it's a joke, but it's pretty funny.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract1.JPG http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract2.JPG |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Mr. Lampard has a pretty complicated contract. With the single exception of Mr. John Terry that is. Or so I hear.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2003
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I can't believe pies didn't enter the equation.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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that's pretty funny
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Troy, NY
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What's the backstory???
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Old Forge, PA
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I smell a new feature in FM 2008.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!
i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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i just read it all, i cant believe this is real. if it is Mr lampard must be real pissed that it got out
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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Do not taunt Mr. Lampard. I especially like the part about security shielding Mr. Lampard from crying children with their jackets.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Providence, RI
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That struck me as a strange choice by the author given that Frank's the only Chelsea player who's actually scored in a shootout recently. Also the clause letting him out of games against weak opposition - the problem is usually getting him to stop playing and get some rest. He plays more games most years than anyone else in England. Great parody, but I think it could work slightly better if it was attached to someone else. |
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