Dancing With the Stars Season Five Cast(Spoiler, duh)

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'Dancing With The Stars' Contestants Leaked
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August 27, 2007

Sure, ABC is set to announce the Dancing With the Stars competitors this week, but that doesn't mean you have to do it on their time. The list of 12 Dancing With the Stars competitors and two alternates has leaked onto the web, which is practically as much of a tradition as the show itself at this point. While we don't know who are the first tier picks for the competition, and who are the alternates, we do know the fourteen names. Beware of spoilers after the jump.

Aaron Carter: Aaron will be representing the washed up teeny bopper segment of the Dancing With the Stars demographic. How do you know you're a washed up teeny bopper? You're almost out of your teens, and you're on a dancing competition.

Wayne Newton: Mr. Las Vegas. The seemingly age defying showman has some authentic chops. But can he dance?

Mark Cuban: Multi-bazillionaire, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, Cuban will be filling the “I'm too rich and famous for this show” slot made famous by Paul McCartney's ex-wife. What was her name again?

Jane Seymour: Dr. Quinn herself will be bringing the cure for the boogie woogie flu, hopefully it isn't two left feet.

Scary Spice: She's locked in a sickeningly public feud with Eddie Murphy, but aside from airing her dirty laundry, Scary is rumored to be joining the show in a non-dancing capacity.

Tori Spelling: Uh, former Beverly Hills, 90210 and reality show star. Oh, her daddy was one of the most respected producers on television too.

Jennie Garth: Two 90210 stars? We have to assume one is an alternate since there is a limited number of “Washed up prime time soap star” slots on the dance card.

Floyd Mayweather Jr: Sure, they call him “Pretty Boy,” but can he dance? We'll soon find out.

Lou Ferrigno: TV's Incredible Hulk hopes to prove that bulk can be graceful. Temper your criticism though, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Nia Peeples: Daytime soap star. She's looking great at 45, and rumored to be deadly on the dance floor.

Richard Quest: Oh, my. A CNN anchor. Quest is a distinctive reporter, but the piece they did on his dance training betrayed some below average chances for the reporter.

Gisele Bundchen: Supermodel. One of four models to have ever been featured on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Helio Castroneves: Race car driver. Look for Helio to bring some ultra competitive drive to the show.

Sabrina Bryan: Part of Disney's manufactured pop troup the Cheetagirls. Yawn.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/danc...test-9894.aspx

[Pumpy Tudors]

Sign me up for Jane Seymour, Nia Peeples, and Lou Ferrigno. RAWR

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Sign me up for Jane Seymour, Nia Peeples, and Lou Ferrigno. RAWR

but not Gisele? Lou Ferrigno but not Gisele? I do not think you understand this RAWR

[Pumpy Tudors]

All those damn supermodels look the same to me. HULK 4 LYFE

[MikeVic]

Isn't this Brady's Gisele?

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Isn't this Brady's Gisele?

mmhmm

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Isn't this Brady's Gisele?

what other one is there, asswhite?

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

what other one is there, asswhite?

I don't know her last name, asshat. Figured there might be more than one Gisele.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I don't know her last name, asshat. Figured there might be more than one Gisele.

no you didn't

[Lathum]

not sure if anyone is watching this season but what a screw job.

[Schmidty]

I don't watch this, but my 5 year-old does, and she was actually crying when her Cheetah Girl got the boot. She even voted for her 8 times last night.

What a stupid show.

[Tellistto]

My girlfriend was still pissed this morning. Emotionallly devastated, she called it last night. Didn't quite effect me that much, but damn I thought she'd be in the final week.

Tell

[Celeval]

My wife and I were shocked. Stunner - I thought she was a shoo-in for the finals, and was much more worried about Julianne/Helio. That said, it'll be a shame of Marie Osmond makes it to the finals instead of her - I thought she would have been gone this week, tbh.

[rkmsuf]

Where's the footage of jane seymour puking?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Where's the footage of jane seymour puking?

Let's hear more about this.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Let's hear more about this.

that was speculation. she could have easily not puked but shit her pants.

it's one or the other though. she pulled out of the show right before they went on live with "food poisoning".

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

that was speculation. she could have easily not puked but shit her pants.

it's one or the other though. she pulled out of the show right before they went on live with "food poisoning".

Where's the footage of Jane Seymour shitting her pants?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Where's the footage of Jane Seymour shitting her pants?

that's what I want to know

they glossed over her absence and reason so fast she obviously soiled herself

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

that's what I want to know

they glossed over her absence and reason so fast she obviously soiled herself

Maybe it'll be in some hilarious season-ending outtakes.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Maybe it'll be in some hilarious season-ending outtakes.

Tom Bergeron is the perfect host! Maybe they'll bring in Bob Sagat for that event though.