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Old 08-28-2007, 11:10 PM   #1
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hxxp://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22321285-23109,00.html?from=mostpop

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Freak fall traps boy's testicles

MALAYSIAN doctors performed a 30-minute operation to free a nine-year-old boy's testicles stuck in a metal pipe after he slipped while bathing, a newspaper said today.

In response to a call from his brother in an adjacent room, the boy climbed up a partition in the bathroom, but slipped and fell on an uncovered metal pipe, trapping his testicles in the narrow tube, the New Straits Times said.

Medical staff answering the emergency call at the boy's home on the northern island of Penang were unable to remove the L-shaped pipe and had to call in firemen.

They used a hydraulic cutter to open both ends of the pipe before the child could be taken to hospital, shrieking in agony.

He was discharged after doctors performed a half-hour operation.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:11 PM   #2
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gah, that's a TERRIBLE thread title
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:13 PM   #3
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What kind of terrible luck is that
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:13 PM   #4
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Link's dead babe, Link's dead.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:14 PM   #5
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"One in a million shot doc......one in a million"
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:24 PM   #6
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If the victim in question was older then say..14...it probably would have been labeled an "accident"
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:54 AM   #7
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"One in a million shot doc......one in a million"

That was on yesterday!!
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:54 AM   #8
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Dola,

I think it's something like "Million to one shot doc, million to one."
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