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Old 09-06-2007, 05:20 PM   #1
korme
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Did JoePa really crap himself during a game last year

My friend told me this and I just can't believe I didn't hear about it or find out about it. Is this true?

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Old 09-06-2007, 05:28 PM   #2
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I remember a game were he dissappeared during the 2nd quarter, to go to the bathroom.
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:29 PM   #3
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He was sick and did a potty run off the field.
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:29 PM   #4
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:02 PM   #5
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And if I remember correctly he came out in a different pair of paints.
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:35 AM   #6
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It did happen, and it was fantastic. Beautiful female students in the stands were crying, Ohio State considered forfeiting the game out of respect, the ABC commentators called for a brief moment of silence, and Beano Cook just showed up on the field out of nowhere with a roll of toilet paper, ready to wipe Joe's ass.

I'm hoping for a repeat performance when the Buckeyes travel to Happy Valley next month.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:05 PM   #7
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I'm hoping for a repeat performance when the Buckeyes travel to Happy Valley next month.

Wow... Ease up a bit there, Patrick!
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:07 PM   #8
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:19 PM   #9
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I heard that the bowel emptying occured when JoePa glanced into the crowd and locked eyes with Pumpy Tudors:Bounty Hunter. PT:BH was hired by the estate of Woody Hayes to get his glasses back.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:25 PM   #10
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It did happen, and it was fantastic. Beautiful female students in the stands were crying, Ohio State considered forfeiting the game out of respect, the ABC commentators called for a brief moment of silence, and Beano Cook just showed up on the field out of nowhere with a roll of toilet paper, ready to wipe Joe's ass.

I'm hoping for a repeat performance when the Buckeyes travel to Happy Valley next month.

I hope you crap your pants into your mouth!
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:26 PM   #11
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I heard that the bowel emptying occured when JoePa glanced into the crowd and locked eyes with Pumpy Tudors:Bounty Hunter. PT:BH was hired by the estate of Woody Hayes to get his glasses back.

OMFG LOL


Well done, cartman, well done!
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Old 09-08-2007, 04:04 PM   #12
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OMFG LOL


Well done, cartman, well done!

Thanks, I do what I can to keep the legend alive.
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