Need help with impossible image search

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 03:14 PM

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

rkmsuf · 09-12-2007, 03:15 PM

that's like post of the year so far

mauchow · 09-12-2007, 03:31 PM

Reese Witherspoon?

MikeVic · 09-12-2007, 03:32 PM

Oh yeah, that's Tiffany Beth Callaway. She did some guest spots on All My Children.

MikeVic · 09-12-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1

Reese Witherspoon?

I'm sure people would be approaching her.

lordscarlet · 09-12-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

that's like post of the year so far

+1

I'm just waiting for someone to actually have the answer. That will be post of the year.

JHandley · 09-12-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

Let me get this straight, we know how big her teeth, hands and head are, but not chest?

Surtt · 09-12-2007, 03:44 PM

Betty Boop?

CraigSca · 09-12-2007, 03:51 PM

I think we might be in business if we could create this person in Maximum Football. Perhaps it would jog a memory for BrianD. Any takers?

Logan · 09-12-2007, 03:52 PM

I guarantee somewhere out there, there's a message board devoted to Broadway plays. Find it. Even better, find the board for the specific one you saw. Pose the question there. Chances are someone will have been at the same show and may have seen her.

Sorry for giving real help.

I swear I don't hang out on Broadway-related message boards. Not that there's anything wrong with it...

Lorena · 09-12-2007, 03:53 PM

Have you seen Battlestar Galactica BrianD?

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JHandley

Let me get this straight, we know how big her teeth, hands and head are, but not chest?

She was a typical thin actress...so not much chest. The Reece Witherspoon guess was not bad for head-shape, but this girl's chin wasn't so prominent.

Like the thread title said, this is an impossible search. We do have some pretty crazy people around here though, so I figured it was worth a shot.

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Have you seen Battlestar Galactica BrianD?

I have not, but feel free to throw out a name. You never know what suggestion will trip a memory.

CraigSca · 09-12-2007, 04:00 PM

Somewhere there's a post on a Broadway play bulletin board asking about an obscure sim for a sport the poster is not familiar with. All he remembers is the players wear shoes and sometimes bounces the ball hoping for an occasional grand slam.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-12-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Somewhere there's a post on a Broadway play bulletin board asking about an obscure sim for a sport he's not familiar with. All he remembers is the players wear shoes and sometimes bounce the ball hoping for an occasional grand slam.

So jbmagic hangs out on Broadway play boards now?

Logan · 09-12-2007, 04:03 PM

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

This suggestion might prevent this from being the most useless thread ever.

SnDvls · 09-12-2007, 04:11 PM

maybe flere could give us a sketch to help narrow down the search

MikeVic · 09-12-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SnDvls

maybe flere could give us a sketch to help narrow down the search

No, he's working on the NFL pics!!

Neon_Chaos · 09-12-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

Lorena · 09-12-2007, 04:34 PM

Katee Sackhoff

MikeVic · 09-12-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

Nice guess! Could this be it? Or maybe he wants a head like that Dick Tracy Flat Top guy.

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

Ah, Pizza Girl from October Road. It would have been much more fun to run into her.

I think the girl was a natural blond. It was hard to tell given that I could only see her head, but there weren't any obvious roots or anything. Had I been thinking, I would have faked a phone call and taken a picture with my phone. Sadly that thought never occurred to me.

cartman · 09-12-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

I did just that, and this was the pic I got back.

???

Shkspr · 09-12-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

Interestingly, the first page of hits from this exact search produced only one picture of a girl who was topless.

However, four of the girls on the first page had no bottoms on.

Is foreplay dead?

Logan · 09-12-2007, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr

Interestingly, the first page of hits from this exact search produced only one picture of a girl who was topless.

However, four of the girls on the first page had no bottoms on.

Is foreplay dead?

I don't believe you. Hold on.

ETA: I see four girls committing acts that are illegal in many states.

We should compare and contrast our results...maybe on Sportsdigs.

korme · 09-12-2007, 06:04 PM

Google's search is always changing! I google FOFC, it's the second result on the first page, sometimes it's on the second page halfway down.

Logan · 09-12-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Google's search is always changing! I google FOFC, it's the second result on the first page, sometimes it's on the second page halfway down.

Dude...you're supposed to be googling naked chicks.

MJ4H · 09-12-2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

It was all worthwhile.

CamEdwards · 09-12-2007, 06:41 PM

Kristen Chenowith?

korme · 09-12-2007, 07:08 PM

Average height... Toothy... wide head, thin chin...

David Letterman?

Karlifornia · 09-12-2007, 07:23 PM

Was it PJ Soles?

gstelmack · 09-12-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I don't believe you. Hold on.

ETA: I see four girls committing acts that are illegal in many states.

We should compare and contrast our results...maybe on Sportsdigs.

I see 26 BLATANT health code violations.
Oh man, this is like a puffy party!
27!

WSUCougar · 09-12-2007, 08:17 PM

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

st.cronin · 09-12-2007, 08:18 PM

Jenna Jameson?

Sublime 2 · 09-12-2007, 08:23 PM

Stephanie March from SVU?

MikeVic · 09-12-2007, 08:39 PM

This looks kinda close to the description?

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

Hmmm, pretty sure she wasn't a gorn.

stevew · 09-12-2007, 08:58 PM

It was probably some reality show chick. Someone from the real world, road rules, etc.

BrianD · 09-12-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

It was probably some reality show chick. Someone from the real world, road rules, etc.

That is a fear I have had. If that is the case, the odds of figuring out who she is are probably worse than impossible.

stevew · 09-12-2007, 09:04 PM

Maybe it's a chick from a Valtrex commercial. She's really happy acting since it's all about suppression.

sterlingice · 09-12-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

I fail to see the "man hands"

SI

Crim · 09-12-2007, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

I thought we'd already ruled out Reese Witherspoon...?

Karlifornia · 09-12-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Crim

I thought we'd already ruled out Reese Witherspoon...?

lol

sterlingice · 09-12-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

To be serious, did you think for sure it was a celebrity and not someone you see on a daily basis like someone who serves at a local restaurant or works at the same building as you?

SI

Ironhead · 09-12-2007, 11:41 PM

Our sketch artists have been hard at work and based on your description we believe this to be the best lead on finding this woman.

st.cronin · 09-12-2007, 11:45 PM

Ironhead is on his way to being an fofc legend.

twothree · 09-12-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironhead

Our sketch artists have been hard at work and based on your description we believe this to be the best lead on finding this woman.

I think I know her. Wasn't she in that movie with Bill Murray and Bugs Bunny?

BrianD · 09-13-2007, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

To be serious, did you think for sure it was a celebrity and not someone you see on a daily basis like someone who serves at a local restaurant or works at the same building as you?

SI

I was on vacation to NY from WI so I'm pretty sure it wasn't someone I see normally.

StarBuck · 09-13-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Ironhead is on his way to being an fofc legend.

LOL He is silent but deadly.

09-12-2007, 03:15 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	that's like post of the year so far __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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09-12-2007, 03:51 PM	#9
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09-12-2007, 04:00 PM	#14
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Somewhere there's a post on a Broadway play bulletin board asking about an obscure sim for a sport the poster is not familiar with. All he remembers is the players wear shoes and sometimes bounces the ball hoping for an occasional grand slam. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? Last edited by CraigSca : 09-12-2007 at 04:01 PM.

09-12-2007, 06:41 PM	#30
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Kristen Chenowith? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

09-12-2007, 03:31 PM	#3
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	Reese Witherspoon?

09-12-2007, 03:32 PM	#4
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Oh yeah, that's Tiffany Beth Callaway. She did some guest spots on All My Children.

09-12-2007, 03:52 PM	#10
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I guarantee somewhere out there, there's a message board devoted to Broadway plays. Find it. Even better, find the board for the specific one you saw. Pose the question there. Chances are someone will have been at the same show and may have seen her. Sorry for giving real help. I swear I don't hang out on Broadway-related message boards. Not that there's anything wrong with it...

09-12-2007, 03:53 PM	#11
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Have you seen Battlestar Galactica BrianD?

09-12-2007, 04:03 PM	#16
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

09-12-2007, 04:11 PM	#18
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	maybe flere could give us a sketch to help narrow down the search

09-12-2007, 04:34 PM	#21
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Katee Sackhoff

09-12-2007, 06:04 PM	#27
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Google's search is always changing! I google FOFC, it's the second result on the first page, sometimes it's on the second page halfway down.

09-12-2007, 07:08 PM	#31
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Average height... Toothy... wide head, thin chin... David Letterman?

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Was it PJ Soles? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

09-12-2007, 08:17 PM	#34
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I wouldn't call it blonde, but... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-12-2007, 08:18 PM	#35
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Jenna Jameson? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-12-2007, 08:23 PM	#36
Sublime 2 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Hampshire	Stephanie March from SVU?

09-12-2007, 08:39 PM	#37
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	This looks kinda close to the description?

09-12-2007, 08:58 PM	#39
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It was probably some reality show chick. Someone from the real world, road rules, etc.

09-12-2007, 09:04 PM	#41
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Maybe it's a chick from a Valtrex commercial. She's really happy acting since it's all about suppression.

09-12-2007, 11:41 PM	#46
Ironhead College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New Jersey	Our sketch artists have been hard at work and based on your description we believe this to be the best lead on finding this woman.

09-12-2007, 11:45 PM	#47
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Ironhead is on his way to being an fofc legend. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

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