Survival Tips Needed

st.cronin · 10-10-2007, 07:24 PM

Girlfriend's Mother and Grandmother are arriving tomorrow, and staying for two weeks. Help.

Raiders Army · 10-10-2007, 07:30 PM

Get plenty of tampoons.

Seriously though, make sure you schedule events that they will like such as shopping, etc. Being in the SW, I'd take them to a Mexican restaurant and stuff like that. Where are they from?

st.cronin · 10-10-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Get plenty of tampoons.

Seriously though, make sure you schedule events that they will like such as shopping, etc. Being in the SW, I'd take them to a Mexican restaurant and stuff like that. Where are they from?

The Dakotas.

Greyroofoo · 10-10-2007, 07:36 PM

Foursome

Logan · 10-10-2007, 07:38 PM

Raiders Army · 10-10-2007, 07:38 PM

Definitely Mexican then and make sure they can buy some "authentic" SW junk. FWIW, White Sands is pretty nice along with Carlsbad Caverns (but that may be too far). I think the Trinity site will be open soon. Let me check.

Raiders Army · 10-10-2007, 07:40 PM

Ooops. It was open last weekend. It'll be open in April if they're staying that long.

johnnyshaka · 10-10-2007, 08:13 PM

Go to bed early, get up late, and go to work while you're awake.

Lathum · 10-10-2007, 08:48 PM

Does she live with you/ are they staying with you?

stevew · 10-10-2007, 08:52 PM

I guess it should give you an advanced preview of the future.

Karlifornia · 10-10-2007, 09:31 PM

Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."

st.cronin · 10-10-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."

I was hoping you would post in this thread.

Neon_Chaos · 10-10-2007, 09:44 PM

#1: DON'T PANIC.

DeToxRox · 10-10-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."

Then tell them you know a guy named Karl who gave the women he loves Chylmedia because he cheated on her with me

JonInMiddleGA · 10-10-2007, 09:46 PM

If Logan's suggestion fails, there are other options.

Karlifornia · 10-10-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Then tell them you know a guy named Karl who gave the women he loves Chylmedia because he cheated on her with me

LOL...Well what about that time I shook your hand with your mother's vagina juices on it and then you smelled your hand and you were like "Geez man I don't remember eating week old halibut"

DeToxRox · 10-10-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

LOL...Well what about that time I shook your hand with your mother's vagina juices on it and then you smelled your hand and you were like "Geez man I don't remember eating week old halibut"

And I only shook your hand to be make a good impression on your 15 year old sister.

Desmond · 10-10-2007, 09:55 PM

Get rid of the sex swing in the living room.

CamEdwards · 10-10-2007, 09:56 PM

I have a guest room if you can think of a pressing reason that would send you to D.C.

Toddzilla · 10-10-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

Get rid of the sex swing in the living room.

...and hang it out on the front porch - ask granny if she wants a go

Atocep · 10-10-2007, 10:15 PM

I would suggest getting busted masturbating to internet porn on the first day and then enjoy the fact that they shortened their trip by 13 days.

Desmond · 10-10-2007, 10:18 PM

Show her pictures of detox and karl making out.

korme · 10-10-2007, 10:21 PM

Ask them to turn around so you can blow smoke up their asses.

10-10-2007, 09:31 PM	#11
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Introduce yourself by saying: "Cronin's my name and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) your daughter and your granddaughter." __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

10-10-2007, 09:44 PM	#13
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	#1: DON'T PANIC. __________________ Come and see.

10-10-2007, 09:46 PM	#15
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	If Logan's suggestion fails, there are other options. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

10-10-2007, 09:56 PM	#19
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I have a guest room if you can think of a pressing reason that would send you to D.C. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-10-2007, 07:30 PM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Get plenty of tampoons. Seriously though, make sure you schedule events that they will like such as shopping, etc. Being in the SW, I'd take them to a Mexican restaurant and stuff like that. Where are they from?

10-10-2007, 07:36 PM	#4
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Foursome

10-10-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC

10-10-2007, 07:40 PM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Ooops. It was open last weekend. It'll be open in April if they're staying that long.

10-10-2007, 08:13 PM	#8
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	Go to bed early, get up late, and go to work while you're awake.

10-10-2007, 08:48 PM	#9
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Does she live with you/ are they staying with you?

10-10-2007, 08:52 PM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I guess it should give you an advanced preview of the future.

10-10-2007, 09:55 PM	#18
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Get rid of the sex swing in the living room.

10-10-2007, 10:15 PM	#21
Atocep Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Puyallup, WA	I would suggest getting busted masturbating to internet porn on the first day and then enjoy the fact that they shortened their trip by 13 days.

10-10-2007, 10:18 PM	#22
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Show her pictures of detox and karl making out.

10-10-2007, 10:21 PM	#23
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Ask them to turn around so you can blow smoke up their asses.

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