Making Love to Death Metal Music

DeToxRox · 10-15-2007, 08:25 PM

Anyone else try it? There is something seductive about losing a load to Anal Cunt.

DeToxRox · 10-15-2007, 08:26 PM

Oh . totally unrelated but one time I was j'ing off during the day and I got caught up in the moment only to realize I had the View on.

Karlifornia · 10-15-2007, 08:29 PM

I prefer emptying my seminal vesicles to a little Hannah Montana

DeToxRox · 10-15-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I prefer emptying my seminal vesicles to a little Hannah Montana

It's okay .. I close my eyes and jack off to the Simpsons... Cause I mean .. Bart's voice is done by a girl so it's okay..

Karlifornia · 10-15-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

It's okay .. I close my eyes and jack off to the Simpsons... Cause I mean .. Bart's voice is done by a girl so it's okay..

I stroke to grainy vids of Corky from Life Goes On...there's just such an innocence and wonder in his massive forehead.

DeToxRox · 10-15-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I stroke to grainy vids of Corky from Life Goes On...there's just such an innocence and wonder in his massive forehead.

I call your Corky and raise you a J. Crew catalog

Karlifornia · 10-15-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

I call your Corky and raise you a J. Crew catalog

I call your J. Crew catalog and raise you a cleft-lip donation advertisement.

Lorena · 10-15-2007, 08:35 PM

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

lighthousekeeper · 10-15-2007, 08:44 PM

i'm getting out of here too, not b/c of the testosterone, but b/c of the overwhelming sadness...

oliegirl · 10-15-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

I knew you'd show up in here before too long, but I seriously thought you were going to post something like "whenever I hear Pantera, I just have to pounce on Ant b/c that Death Metal music is soooo hot!"

Lathum · 10-15-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I knew you'd show up in here before too long, but I seriously thought you were going to post something like "whenever I hear Pantera, I just have to pounce on Ant b/c that Death Metal music is soooo hot!"

pantera is far from Death Metal

oliegirl · 10-15-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

pantera is far from Death Metal

Maybe so, but I know DC will giggle when she reads my post...

Lorena · 10-15-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Maybe so, but I know DC will giggle when she reads my post...

I LOLed and Ant had to check the thread... good one

Young Drachma · 10-15-2007, 09:25 PM

Well, there isn't much else you can do to Opeth.

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-15-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Maybe so, but I know DC will jiggle when she reads my post...

Wha...?

Ksyrup · 10-16-2007, 06:42 AM

Yeah, nothing says lovin' like the music of Torsofuck.

Some of our other faves to get down to are Gruesome Stuff Relish, Squash Bowels, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Prostitute Disfigurement, Coathanger Abortion, Coffin Syrup, and my personal favorite - FUCK...I'M DEAD!

Pumpy Tudors · 10-16-2007, 07:40 AM

I've never made love to death metal music. I prefer making love to people.

CraigSca · 10-16-2007, 09:23 AM

And they said romance was dead...

Ksyrup · 10-16-2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

And they said romance was dead...

Ah...a fan of Postmortem Disembowelment, I see!

Passacaglia · 10-16-2007, 09:38 AM

Let's Make Love and Death From Above

StarBuck · 10-16-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

This will dowse it.

duckman · 10-16-2007, 12:09 PM

What. The. Fuck.

Lorena · 10-16-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by StarBuck

This will dowse it.

LOL, WOW! I had to look over my shoulder to make sure none of my co-workers saw me watching this.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-16-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

What. The. Fuck.

+111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Tasan · 10-16-2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StarBuck

This will dowse it.

Okay I was both amused and disgusted by that video. Okay more the last one than the first, but still, it was a bit funny.

Flasch186 · 10-16-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

What. The. Fuck.

there are very few times where your choice of words is exactly like what I wouldve chosen....this is one of those times.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-16-2007, 01:03 PM

I almost regret bringing StarBuck here...

Antmeister · 10-16-2007, 01:20 PM

What just happened to this thread? Starbucks' post is on flames and duckman was standing too close to it.

oliegirl · 10-16-2007, 01:23 PM

Wow.

That's all I got.

Cringer · 10-16-2007, 05:31 PM

Looks like a party I will be attending this weekend.

On a side note, some of them boys had some big cans.

Apathetic Lurker · 10-16-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Well, there isn't much else you can do to Opeth.

sez you

StarBuck · 10-16-2007, 06:15 PM

Hey as TommyBoy says, "release your load and don't be afriad to pick up the soap".

Pumpy made me do it.

B & B · 10-19-2007, 11:35 AM

Mommy!

StarBuck · 10-21-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by B & B

Mommy!

My work is done here.

AZSpeechCoach · 10-22-2007, 09:59 PM

I prefer a blowjob with Easy Listening

10-15-2007, 08:29 PM	#3
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10-16-2007, 06:42 AM	#16
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Yeah, nothing says lovin' like the music of Torsofuck. Some of our other faves to get down to are Gruesome Stuff Relish, Squash Bowels, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Prostitute Disfigurement, Coathanger Abortion, Coffin Syrup, and my personal favorite - FUCK...I'M DEAD! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-16-2007, 07:40 AM	#17
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I've never made love to death metal music. I prefer making love to people. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-15-2007, 08:26 PM	#2
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Oh . totally unrelated but one time I was j'ing off during the day and I got caught up in the moment only to realize I had the View on.

10-15-2007, 08:35 PM	#8
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

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10-16-2007, 09:38 AM	#20
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Let's Make Love and Death From Above

10-16-2007, 01:03 PM	#27
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I almost regret bringing StarBuck here... __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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10-16-2007, 05:31 PM	#30
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