Constipated

JetsIn06 · 10-27-2007, 10:22 PM

I haven't been had the urge to poop in a few days. I got a little worried, so I took a laxative and it worked perfectly. Had a nice, quick, poo and it felt normal. Now it's been another 3 or 4 days and I haven't pooped since the laxative.

I have been sick the past week with a bad cold: cough and extremely congested. Took a couple alka-seltzers and some thera-flu. I have been eating pretty normally, but could the fact that I'm sick be playing a part in this?

Another weird thing is that the week before I got sick, everytime I had to go I got cramps like you would when you get diarrhea, then I would go and it wouldn't be full on diarrhea but it wasn't completely normal either.

I'm gettin kind of worried, hoping that being sick is the cause of this. Anyone experience anything similar?

Joe · 10-27-2007, 11:05 PM

Schmidty · 10-27-2007, 11:29 PM

Maybe you have PMS.

Schmidty · 10-27-2007, 11:29 PM

Or you could be pregnant.

st.cronin · 10-27-2007, 11:34 PM

Could it be too much anal sex? Or not enough?

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-28-2007, 02:07 AM

I think Eric Mangini has experienced something similar...

Chief Rum · 10-28-2007, 02:18 AM

I would take the laxative again and see if it continues to happen. So long as you're not getting worse, sickness-wise. If you do feel you are getting worse, I would go see a doctor.

Desmond · 10-28-2007, 06:34 AM

I used to have something like this happen to me quite often. The best advice i can give is that right after you take the laxitive, ask for a blumpkin.

RendeR · 10-28-2007, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I think Eric Mangini has experienced something similar...

He definitely needs a laxative, and perhaps an empty cupboard restart of his career....

Raiders Army · 10-28-2007, 08:31 AM

JeffNights · 10-28-2007, 11:25 AM

Eat some high-fiber foods, apples, whole grains, hell oats cereal will do wonders, and drinks lots of water, all these make your lower G.I. work sooo much better.

JeeberD · 10-28-2007, 11:42 AM

Been eating mostly PF Chang's, eh?

path12 · 10-28-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffNights

Eat some high-fiber foods, apples, whole grains, hell oats cereal will do wonders, and drinks lots of water, all these make your lower G.I. work sooo much better.

+1

You could always try an enema.

10-27-2007, 11:05 PM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	nope

10-27-2007, 11:34 PM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Could it be too much anal sex? Or not enough? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

10-28-2007, 08:31 AM	#10
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	TMI

10-28-2007, 11:42 AM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Been eating mostly PF Chang's, eh? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-27-2007, 11:29 PM	#3
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Maybe you have PMS.

10-28-2007, 02:07 AM	#6
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I think Eric Mangini has experienced something similar...

10-28-2007, 02:18 AM	#7
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I would take the laxative again and see if it continues to happen. So long as you're not getting worse, sickness-wise. If you do feel you are getting worse, I would go see a doctor.

10-28-2007, 06:34 AM	#8
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	I used to have something like this happen to me quite often. The best advice i can give is that right after you take the laxitive, ask for a blumpkin.

10-28-2007, 11:25 AM	#11
JeffNights College Prospect Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Michigan	Eat some high-fiber foods, apples, whole grains, hell oats cereal will do wonders, and drinks lots of water, all these make your lower G.I. work sooo much better.

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