Which girl?

mrsimperless · 10-30-2007, 06:07 PM

Further explanations:

The smart, successful girl - She makes 4x the money that you do. Her family is also very well off and you would be set for life. You get along well and the sex isn't bad.

The beautiful girl of your dreams - Your personalities just completely click and the sex is the best of your life. She is also extremely intelligent, but doesn't have much education and you would basically have to support her the rest of your life

A trout dressed in drag - This is a cute little brook trout from eastern Pennsylvania. He is dressed up in a sexy neglige with a hot little nylon fin stocking that teases of playtimes to come.

I wonder if there should have been a both or an all three option as well?

Logan · 10-30-2007, 06:15 PM

The second one.

For the record, I posted this before the poll was up and I was thoroughly confused.

Now having seen the choices...the second one. Although I feel like we need a story.

edit #2: of course there should be a both.

edit #3: and pics.

st.cronin · 10-30-2007, 06:20 PM

#3, because you'll also wonder "what if..."

DaddyTorgo · 10-30-2007, 06:22 PM

I think I found a combination of #1 and #2

And I don't intend to let go

molson · 10-30-2007, 06:24 PM

The sex probably ain't gonna be great forever.

If #1 were a bitch I'd go with #2, but #1 seems like a cool chick too. And if it doesn't work out, the divorce would be profitable. Where as #2 would clean you out.

Lathum · 10-30-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I think I found a combination of #1 and #2

And I don't intend to let go

+1

st.cronin · 10-30-2007, 06:27 PM

Yeah, seriously: Chemistry (sex, personalities clicking) hardly ever lasts more than a year. The #1 thing we should look for in a companion is loyalty. That's hard to spot, but its far and away the most important thing. You WILL screw up in some way at some point in the relationship - as will she. But loyalty makes any screwup less of a big deal.

CamEdwards · 10-30-2007, 06:30 PM

Which one has a bigger rack?

Radii · 10-30-2007, 06:45 PM

I'm ok with 1 or 2 honestly, just be happy when you've found something that can keep you content and enjoying life, its not easy to find.

mrsimperless · 10-30-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Which one has a bigger rack?

#2 Let's say that she is a somewhat petite girl with large perfect breasts. She is also quite a gagger and I would gladly send a large sum of money to the man who trained her.

Logan · 10-30-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsimperless

#2 Let's say that she is a somewhat petite girl with large perfect breasts. She is also quite a gagger and I would gladly send a large sum of money to the man who trained her.

Ok, this officially beats mine for "best sex-related post of the day."

Maple Leafs · 10-30-2007, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsimperless

She is also quite a gagger and I would gladly send a large sum of money to the man who trained her.

No guarantees, but I'm willing to try.

Flasch186 · 10-30-2007, 07:16 PM

#1, you can train her to be crazy in the sack, and make her hotter BUT

regardless of 1 or 2 you'll both end up in sweat pants and T's someday if you get married....so the reinforces the #1 choice.

Galaril · 10-30-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I think I found a combination of #1 and #2

And I don't intend to let go

Same

Logan · 10-30-2007, 07:46 PM

Jesus, do all your wives read this board or something?

sterlingice · 10-30-2007, 07:48 PM

Trout! Trout! Trout!

SI

dawgfan · 10-30-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsimperless

#2 Let's say that she is a somewhat petite girl with large perfect breasts. She is also quite a gagger and I would gladly send a large sum of money to the man who trained her.

Should I send you my address via PM then?

CU Tiger · 10-30-2007, 08:41 PM

Simple for me #2.

The way it is phrased "her family is set" concens me. I dont want to be the guy who was never good enough and looked down upon by the whole family because he was poor, etc.

Rich woman who made her money, Im all for.
Rich girl with Daddy's money, no thanks

Galaril · 10-30-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Jesus, do all your wives read this board or something?

Shut up man! I love my wife. Oh hi honey

JW · 10-30-2007, 09:39 PM

tucker342 · 10-30-2007, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I think I found a combination of #1 and #2

And I don't intend to let go

yep same here

Izulde · 10-31-2007, 05:34 AM

#2 sounds like a dream come true for me. No-brainer.

Raiders Army · 10-31-2007, 07:39 AM

Numbah two.

View Poll Results: Which girl?
The smart, successful girl	19	22.62%
The beautiful girl of your dreams	56	66.67%
A trout dressed in drag	9	10.71%
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10-30-2007, 06:27 PM	#7
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Yeah, seriously: Chemistry (sex, personalities clicking) hardly ever lasts more than a year. The #1 thing we should look for in a companion is loyalty. That's hard to spot, but its far and away the most important thing. You WILL screw up in some way at some point in the relationship - as will she. But loyalty makes any screwup less of a big deal. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

10-30-2007, 06:30 PM	#8
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Which one has a bigger rack? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-30-2007, 07:16 PM	#13
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	#1, you can train her to be crazy in the sack, and make her hotter BUT regardless of 1 or 2 you'll both end up in sweat pants and T's someday if you get married....so the reinforces the #1 choice. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-30-2007, 07:46 PM	#15
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Jesus, do all your wives read this board or something? Last edited by Logan : 10-30-2007 at 07:46 PM.

10-30-2007, 06:15 PM	#2
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	The second one. For the record, I posted this before the poll was up and I was thoroughly confused. Now having seen the choices...the second one. Although I feel like we need a story. edit #2: of course there should be a both. edit #3: and pics. Last edited by Logan : 10-30-2007 at 06:17 PM.

10-30-2007, 06:20 PM	#3
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	#3, because you'll also wonder "what if..." __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

10-30-2007, 06:22 PM	#4
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	I think I found a combination of #1 and #2 And I don't intend to let go

10-30-2007, 06:24 PM	#5
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	The sex probably ain't gonna be great forever. If #1 were a bitch I'd go with #2, but #1 seems like a cool chick too. And if it doesn't work out, the divorce would be profitable. Where as #2 would clean you out.

10-30-2007, 06:45 PM	#9
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I'm ok with 1 or 2 honestly, just be happy when you've found something that can keep you content and enjoying life, its not easy to find.

10-30-2007, 07:48 PM	#16
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Trout! Trout! Trout! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-30-2007, 08:41 PM	#18
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Simple for me #2. The way it is phrased "her family is set" concens me. I dont want to be the guy who was never good enough and looked down upon by the whole family because he was poor, etc. Rich woman who made her money, Im all for. Rich girl with Daddy's money, no thanks

10-30-2007, 09:39 PM	#20
JW College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Monroe, LA, USA	2

10-31-2007, 05:34 AM	#22
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	#2 sounds like a dream come true for me. No-brainer. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

10-31-2007, 07:39 AM	#23
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Numbah two.

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