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Old 11-06-2007, 08:07 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Butt Hash?

Aw, jeez. What happened to good old-fashioned acid? Or airplane glue?

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html

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Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high. Jenkem is now a popular drug in American Schools. Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes. Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness. The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of "being out of it" and talking to dead people. The feeling of being "out of it" may last for several hours or days.

All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days.

A breif mention on snopes comes up "unsubstantiated", but god we can only hope...


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Old 11-06-2007, 08:16 PM   #2
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It would be a nice change for drugs to come out of instead of going into Andy Reid's kid's recturm.
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:18 PM   #3
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Sorry I find this hilarious. Gives an all new meaning to DOPE!
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:55 PM   #4
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Color me extremely skeptical on this one.
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:57 PM   #5
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Or airplane glue?

Maybe you can get the same effect from Jenkem by sticking an orange up your ass.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:31 PM   #6
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Wikipedia is in on the trend!

hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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