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Old 11-07-2007, 07:17 AM   #1
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:28 AM   #2
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:29 AM   #3
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Hmm, maybe I needed to hold off on replying to that thread for a few minutes ...
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:41 AM   #4
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Ehh... wow! ROFL!!

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Old 11-07-2007, 07:42 AM   #5
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:45 AM   #6
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:48 AM   #7
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Oh shit, I can't stop laughing!! What a catch Todd!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:49 AM   #8
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I'm losing it over here. That's hilarious!
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:52 AM   #9
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Not the best of edits, to be sure.

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Old 11-07-2007, 08:10 AM   #10
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Great find, did you skip right to that thread.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:15 AM   #11
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:24 AM   #12
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:31 AM   #13
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The answer is right above it in the picture... just go 3 or 4 deep
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:43 AM   #14
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Oh my hoopsguy.... oh my.....
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:53 AM   #15
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lol, I almost posted the same thing when I saw it on the main forum screen last night. Awesome screenshot
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:28 AM   #16
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Oh my hoopsguy.... oh my.....

It's actualy MGoBlue's thread, hoops just had the misfortune of being the last one to post a reply before Todd saw it.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:40 AM   #17
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This could usher in a whole new era of thread titles.

How bad of a thread title can you come up with when truncated to 28 letters?
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:42 AM   #18
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This could usher in a whole new era of thread titles.

How bad of a thread title can you come up with when truncated to 28 letters?

lol, you actually counted the characters? Nice
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:18 PM   #19
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It's actualy MGoBlue's thread, hoops just had the misfortune of being the last one to post a reply before Todd saw it.

I know... he was just unfortunate.
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:19 PM   #20
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:54 PM   #21
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lol, you actually counted the characters? Nice

I am a programmer, I have to do that kind of stuff a lot.
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:18 PM   #22
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Hmm, I could take this to a whole new level by posting pix of my mom in this thread ...










Upon further review .... no pix plz, k thx.
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:48 PM   #23
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The answer is right above it in the picture... just go 3 or 4 deep

This thread gives a new meaning to "Short Pass and 3 and 4 deep..."
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:54 PM   #24
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How bad of a thread title can you come up with when truncated to 28 letters?

My youngest sister blows me away with her soccer skills.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:23 PM   #25
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My youngest sister blows me away with her soccer skills.


Oh brother

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Old 11-07-2007, 04:37 PM   #26
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My youngest sister blows me away with her soccer skills.

Pandora's box has been opened.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:48 PM   #27
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My youngest sister blows me away with her soccer skills.

You're my new hero for the next five minutes.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:58 PM   #28
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My youngest sister blows me away with her soccer skills.

Hahaha to the original thread and for this new thread title.
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Old 11-07-2007, 05:05 PM   #29
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Fidatelo has a sister named Pandora?
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Old 11-07-2007, 05:53 PM   #30
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Oh brother

Dodgerchick ate my tasty assembly of cookies.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:33 PM   #31
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Fidatelo has a sister named Pandora?

If Fidatelo = the 85 Bears, st.cronin = the 72 Dolphins.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:37 PM   #32
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Nice one!
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:48 PM   #33
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:15 PM   #34
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Ms Dorothy Zbornak eats shitaki mushrooms.
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:49 PM   #35
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Ms Dorothy Zbornak eats shitaki mushrooms.
That was one of my favorite episodes, the one where Dorothy was reading the kids' comments off her cast.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:24 PM   #36
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This seems like the message board equivalent of reflectoporn.

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Old 11-07-2007, 08:24 PM   #37
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-2 for miscounting your letters according to Surtt's rules (28 letters remember that spaces count!).
-1 for only alluding to words rather than actually getting them right in our face.

Please try again.

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DC yearns for chocolate muffins and ice cream
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:23 AM   #38
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:24 AM   #39
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:31 AM   #40
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:42 AM   #41
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Anyone else really like analyzing statistics?

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Old 11-08-2007, 07:16 AM   #42
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:16 AM   #43
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Awesome!
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:38 AM   #44
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:49 AM   #45
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-2 for miscounting your letters according to Surtt's rules (28 letters remember that spaces count!).
-1 for only alluding to words rather than actually getting them right in our face.

Please try again.

For example:

DC yearns for chocolate muffins and ice cream

He sorta miscounted there

How = 3
space = 1
do = 2
space = 1
you = 3
space =1
get = 3
space = 1
your = 4
space = 1
mom=3
space =1
off = 3

That's 27... my stuff sucks ass anyway, it doesn't matter.
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:25 AM   #46
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He sorta miscounted there

How = 3
space = 1
do = 2
space = 1
you = 3
space =1
get = 3
space = 1
your = 4
space = 1
mom=3
space =1
off = 3

That's 27... my stuff sucks ass anyway, it doesn't matter.

I know, I noticed that too but decided to harass you about it anyways just because it's more fun
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:42 PM   #47
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Show of hands, how many people actually knew it was 27 all along and didn't want to say so because they thought they'd look like losers?
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:18 PM   #48
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:38 PM   #50
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He sorta miscounted there

How = 3
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do = 2
space = 1
you = 3
space =1
get = 3
space = 1
your = 4
space = 1
mom=3
space =1
off = 3

That's 27... my stuff sucks ass anyway, it doesn't matter.

I counted the extra space after "off"
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