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Old 12-31-2007, 02:02 PM   #1
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NO WAR MACHINES!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Time-Travel-Theo...QQcmdZViewItem

Time Travel Theory/Project Item number: 140192550055




price: US $10,000,000.00
No payments for 3 months Apply

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Location: Las Vegas, NV, United States

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702 645 3998
702 581 1267

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List date: Dec-22-07 17:59:12 PST
Duration: 30-day listing
Payment methods: PayPal,
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Theoretical Quantum Physics / Quantum Mechanics / AstroPhysics

Please do not be alarmed, and we hope not to alarm anyone... But the Possibility of Time Travel Truly Exists...

This is a True, Real, and Viable Time Travel Theory & Project. Logistics, Mapping and Methodology.Complete with Illustrations.

PROJECT CLOCKSTAR;

This is the Foundation of True Time Travel. Mathematically & Mechanically Pinpoints, Absolute, Stable.vs temporal, Variable. Constant. Wormhole/Porthole for Precise Pre-Calculated Entry Point in Time and Space. Mathematically Generated Point of Interest in Real Space. Provides Route, Entrance & Exit Points. I Absolutely Guarantee that this is the Basis, Foundation, and Future of Time Travel. This is the Only Document/Project on the Planet that can make this Claim and Prove it. This is a Strategic Advantage for America. GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!

After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work, our Discovery Indicates that the Possibility of Time Travel exists. It is a very Complex and Precise Formula. Under Precise Conditions this is Possible and Achievable. This Document & Project is completely Original and Exclusive It is not Plagiarized or Based on Anyone elses work. It is Real and True Science and Mathematics. This Document Facilitates Precise and Exact entry Point in Time and Space Desired. This Document & Project is One of a kind. A Forty--Two page Hand- Written Original. Included is Set-Up Chapter for Absolute Timing. Several Government Agencies have been Notified of its Existance. One U.S. Senator, Cal-Tech. the Dept.Of Energy and the Space Science Institute all have expressed Interest and informally requested these Specifics about this Theory/Project. There is Only One Logistical Diagram in circulation with Feds. They requested "Readers Digest" version so as to Decipher and understand presented Logistical Drawing. This is that Document along with Brief.

I have been Pondering how to Market such a Phenomenon and feel that eBay is a Good Open Market Forum. Support is available as I am the Innovator and would very much like to Advance this Science. This process is Explained in Complete Detail in Real Language. Experiments, Illustrations, Calculations, and Projection Information Required is Included. I Believe the Event of Time Travel is Possible and can Only be Achieved in Presented Theory. I Believe a Simulation is Possible. We will need alot of Energy/Power. This is the Only way Possible. This Theory/Project is Physically, Mechanically, and Mathematically Sound. All Peaceable Partners are Welcome. Government, Research & Development, Technology Science, Universities, Media & Entertainment Welcome. Principals must be Peaceful in Nature, as it's Sensitive Implications. Please NO WAR MACHINES.

I am asking 10m. As this is my Life's work. With Exclusive Rights to be Negotiated. There is so much here that there is Unlimited potential. I am very Easy to Work With. A Joint-Venture is a Possibility. I will consider all Offers to Develope. Also this work is Patentable. I have been told that Grants are a possibility. I would consider a Book Deal. A Walk Away Sale can be Negotiated, though I would Like to Collaberate in its Developement. I Will meet to Discuss before Sale as I Wish all to be Mutually Satisfied. I am also considering Public Stock Offering.

This will Facilitate the Need of Specific Tools. We are Looking for a Manufacturing Partner to Manufacture and Market specific Clocks/Watches, as this Project requires a specific Precise Time Piece, and will Increase in need Exponentially. This is explained in Set-Up Chapter. Interested Manufacturers do not have to Purchase Theory to Produce Time Pieces. This Time Piece Will be the Time Piece of Future as my Theory shows existing method to be Antiquated.

I will Answer all Serious Inquiries or Direct Questions via e-mail at [email protected] , or I will Respond by Telephone or in Person if Requested. Before and or After its Sale.

This Discovery is Absolutely Real. I have been told my work is" Absolute Exact Science" and "Very Impressive". It has Shaken my Nervous System due to its Magnitude. The World Should Prepare. Time Travel is Very Close to Reality. I would not Waste Yours or My Time Folks if this were not Real.

I am Preparing Linked Sites to Market Related Tech.& Merchandise. This Project it's Details & Unlimited Potential are still Private and Exclusive.

More in About Me . THANK YOU

Ronald W Francis

CLOCKSTAR
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:04 PM   #2
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He really likes to start words with capital letters.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:06 PM   #3
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SHIT I PAID 20 MILLION FOR TIMECUBE!
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:16 PM   #4
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He really likes to start words with capital letters.

That's How everyone Does it in The Future.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:20 PM   #5
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I don't know if I'd give 10 million to a guy with no rating. You'd think he'd find a friend with some good positive feedback to sell it.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:20 PM   #6
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No payments for 3 months makes this hard to pass up.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:21 PM   #7
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dola,

I wonder if he'll lower the price if I throw in a DeLorean as well.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:32 PM   #8
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I would consider a Book Deal.

A Whole Book of Capital letters? Can I reserve My Copy yet?
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:34 PM   #9
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No payments for 3 months makes this hard to pass up.

That's what I was thinking. It pays for itself in those 3 months.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:37 PM   #10
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I'm just grateful he takes PayPal.
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Old 12-31-2007, 02:43 PM   #11
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The McFly kids are at it again. Something needs to be done with those kids. Maybe take away their access to ebay.
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Old 01-01-2008, 01:12 AM   #12
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It may just be a New Year's effect on my brain, but I can totally imagine a dark gritty sexual crime drama in a parody post called "Noir Machines!" where the "L" gets dropped from PROJECT CLOCKSTAR.
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Old 01-01-2008, 01:33 AM   #13
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Old 01-01-2008, 02:32 AM   #14
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You'd think if he had a Time Machine for sale he could go into the future and see who buys it and them come back to the present and meet up with them...
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Old 01-01-2008, 09:57 AM   #15
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Or....with no payments for 3 months, couldnt I go back in time and steal the original design? No payment. Or go back and bet on some games? I could make 10 million easy. Invest in Wal-Mart or Microsoft Make you millions, come back and pay the guy.
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Old 01-01-2008, 11:50 AM   #16
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Or....with no payments for 3 months, couldnt I go back in time and steal the original design? No payment. Or go back and bet on some games? I could make 10 million easy. Invest in Wal-Mart or Microsoft Make you millions, come back and pay the guy.

But if that were the case, you'd have the 10 mil right now, so you have to know you are not the one who buys it, because you don't have the 10 mil right now.


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Old 01-01-2008, 11:54 AM   #17
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What about shipping, that is free right?
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Old 01-01-2008, 12:31 PM   #18
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Probably real - travels forward one second at a time ... ie. its what we always experience

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