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The man for going to a brothel without telling his wife. 3 5.66%
The wife for being a whore and not telling her husband. 29 54.72%
Who cares! This whorehouse smells like trout. 21 39.62%
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM   #1
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So who has more explaining to do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080109/od_nm/brothel_dc_1

What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel
Wed Jan 9, 11:10 AM ET

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

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Old 01-09-2008, 02:22 PM   #2
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There are other ways of making $$ without having to resort to that.. definitely the woman.
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:25 PM   #3
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I dunno DC...every woman has her price.
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:25 PM   #4
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:27 PM   #5
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I'd say both, but there is no option for that...

She should have been honest with her husband, and he shouldn't have been going to a brothel.
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:34 PM   #6
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I bet that brothel smelled like trout among other things!
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Old 01-09-2008, 03:16 PM   #7
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There are other ways of making $$ without having to resort to that.. definitely the woman.

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I dunno P1...every woman has her price.

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I'd say both, but there is no option for that...

She should have been honest with her husband, and he shouldn't have been going to a brothel.

Ignore the names and try to figure out which is the one dude among these four posts.
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Old 01-09-2008, 03:43 PM   #8
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gotta go with both
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Old 01-09-2008, 03:53 PM   #9
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She should have been honest with her husband
This is a very female point of view.

Her: Honey, in the spirit of openess and trust, you should know that I am a whore.

Him: While I'm disappointed to hear that, I do appreciate the honesty.
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:34 PM   #10
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This is the greatest blurb story of all-time
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:45 PM   #11
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Do they have sex at a brothel? Or is it just like a strip club?
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:47 PM   #12
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My question is: did he pick her or someone else?
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:00 PM   #13
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Do they have sex at a brothel? Or is it just like a strip club?

pretty sure brothel is hebrew for whorehouse
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:47 PM   #14
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pretty sure brothel is hebrew for whorehouse

That's actually not correct My understanding is that brothel is arabic for a collection of women, usually young, who would live and work together. It was not a sexual thing, but the Europeans (and then Americans) saw it and imagined that something else must occur-hence the common use of brothel as a term for a whorehouse.

Disclaimer: This comes word-of-mouth to me from an Arabic Studies student, but I don't purport to guarentee that it is the truth.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:01 PM   #15
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That's actually not correct


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Old 01-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #16
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That's actually not correct My understanding is that brother is arabic for a collection of women, usually young, who would live and work together.

well, duh, why else would a man care about a collection of mostly young women? it wouldn't be to hear about their hopes and dreams.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #17
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This is a very female point of view.

Her: Honey, in the spirit of openess and trust, you should know that I am a whore.

Him: While I'm disappointed to hear that, I do appreciate the honesty.

OK, maybe I should have said "she shouldn't be a whore in the first place", but it still doesn't make him free of wrongdoing by going to the whorehouse. It's not like he knew she was there and went to confront her or something...I stand by my original opinion that they are both wrong.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:03 PM   #18
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the bigger question is if he met his wife at a whorehouse and had sex with her - would he have to pay her?

even better - if, at home, anal sex was forbidden - would he be able to say "well, we can either do it now, or we can do it in about 2 hours when your shift starts."

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Old 01-09-2008, 06:48 PM   #19
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OK, maybe I should have said "she shouldn't be a whore in the first place", but it still doesn't make him free of wrongdoing by going to the whorehouse. It's not like he knew she was there and went to confront her or something...I stand by my original opinion that they are both wrong.

But the question is who has MORE explaining to do?
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:02 PM   #20
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But the question is who has MORE explaining to do?

I really don't think either of them is MORE at fault than the other...she was selling herself for sex, and he was paying for sex, as far as I'm concerned, they are equally wrong.
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:50 PM   #21
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Best use of the trout option ever.
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:10 PM   #22
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Isn't she the one who told the lie?
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:15 PM   #23
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Isn't she the one who told the lie?

Well, unless she said "No, honey, I'm not a whore who accepts money for sexual acts" or he said "No, honey, I'm not paying a whore to perform sexual acts", then TECHNICALLY neither of them lied. However...that is splitting hairs in my mind. They were both deceiving the other, and I don't see much difference between paying for sex and being paid for sex, they are equally low as far as I'm concerned, and thus, equally at fault. I think the main point is that there was something seriously wrong with their marriage if they both went to such extremes...probably a good thing they are getting divorced.
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:23 PM   #24
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Well, unless she said "No, honey, I'm not a whore who accepts money for sexual acts" or he said "No, honey, I'm not paying a whore to perform sexual acts", then TECHNICALLY neither of them lied. However...that is splitting hairs in my mind. They were both deceiving the other, and I don't see much difference between paying for sex and being paid for sex, they are equally low as far as I'm concerned, and thus, equally at fault. I think the main point is that there was something seriously wrong with their marriage if they both went to such extremes...probably a good thing they are getting divorced.

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Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

Not that it makes much difference. I still think he will be her customer at some point
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:34 PM   #25
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Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

Not that it makes much difference. I still think he will be her customer at some point

So we are assuming this was his first trip to a brothel/first experience paying for sex???
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:40 PM   #26
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So we are assuming this was his first trip to a brothel/first experience paying for sex???

Of course!

If he had been there before, he would have seen his wife earlier! LOL
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Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
In fairness to her, her actual words were that she was helping the local butcher bag his sausage.
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Old 01-10-2008, 02:16 AM   #28
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Best use of the trout option ever.
Depending on the people involved, this could also be the first time there should be multiple options involving trout to make it more realistic.
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Old 01-10-2008, 02:54 AM   #29
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even better - if, at home, anal sex was forbidden - would he be able to say "well, we can either do it now, or we can do it in about 2 hours when your shift starts."


HA wins the thread.
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:43 AM   #30
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I swear this story sounds familiar.

Oh, wait! Isn't this a song...?

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And getting caught in Ukraine
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:39 AM   #31
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She probably suspected him of cheating and went undercover to nail him.

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Old 01-10-2008, 09:00 AM   #32
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I swear this story sounds familiar.

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And getting caught in Ukraine

LOL. Best use of The Pina Colada Song.
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Old 01-10-2008, 09:13 AM   #33
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:58 AM   #34
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first experience paying for sex???

obviously not since he's married.
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Old 01-10-2008, 12:34 PM   #35
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How good could she be?

I mean, after all, he is looking for action at a brothel, right?
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