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Old 02-08-2008, 01:45 PM   #1
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This guys is a shoe in for Father of the Year...

From Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,329849,00.html

DALLAS, N.C. — Investigators say a man has been charged with child abuse in Caldwell County for circumcising his two infant sons with a utility knife.

Authorities said 32-year-old Johnny Eric Marlowe fathered children with his legal wife and another woman who live in their home. One gave birth to a boy at their home in the rural Kings Creek community in November 2005, and the other gave birth to a boy there four months later.

Caldwell County Sheriff's Detective Shelly Hartley said Marlowe denied the women prenatal care in both cases and circumcised the boys when they were 8 days old.

Marlowe later moved to Gaston County and is serving a 150-day jail sentence there on charges of resisting a public officer, assault on a female and multiple counts of child neglect.

Marlowe had a total of 11 children with the two women.



Yeah, not to mention the women must be real winners to have had mulitple kids with this amazing specimen of humanity. Wow.
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:12 PM   #2
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I'd give this idiot a mention too...

From Fox News too: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327225,00.html
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Toddlers Found Frozen to Death After Father's Drunken Escapade
Thursday , January 31, 2008

Canadian Mounties are investigating the deaths of two toddlers found frozen to death on the Saskatchewan's Yellow Quill First Nations reserve earlier this week, the National Post reported.

Santa Pauchay, 1, was found dead Tuesday afternoon and her 3-year-old sister, Cadence, was found Wednesday, both dressed in light tops and diapers, according to the newspaper.

They were found in a snowdrift-covered area of the reserve between their home and that of a neighbor's, the National Post reported.

Their father, Christopher Pauchay, 25, left their home with them sometime after 12:30 a.m. Tuesday without a coat. About 5 a.m. Pauchay showed up at a neighbor's door covered in frost bite and not able to speak, the newspaper reported.

Eight hours later, Pauchay asked about his daughters, according to the Post.

The girls' grandmother — Pauchay's mother — told the newspaper she believes her son was taking the children to his sister's home, and that alcohol was involved.

"He was carrying them. But he was drinking, and he must have blacked out," Pearl Pauchay said. "That's what he said when we went to visit him in the hospital."

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have not decided if charges will be filed against Pauchay.




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Old 02-08-2008, 02:34 PM   #3
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Those 2 don't stand a chance:

http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/35864/98/

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Philadelphia (PA) - Tyrone Spellman has been convicted of murdering his daughter, in an angry rage that was ignited because she knocked over his Xbox.

According to media reports, Spellman's daughter Alayiah pulled on the cords of the Xbox, causing the system to fall down and break. Spellman then struck his daughter so hard that he cracked her skull, said prosecutors. He may also have thrown her across the room, according to initial claims.

Spellman, who confessed to the crime within 24 hours, originally told the police that Alayiah fell out of her bed, and then tried to claim his confession was only out of protection for his wife. Spellman's wife was asleep during the incident.

The Department of Human Services had previously been tipped by an anonymous caller that Alayiah's parents were abusive, but they were previously unable to find any evidence.

Spellman was convicted of third-degree murder and child endangerment, and faces up to 47 years behind bars.
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:42 PM   #4
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:49 PM   #5
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These stories make me wish that people had to pass an IQ test and background check in order to be allowed to breed...don't pass, automatic sterilization.

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Old 02-08-2008, 03:09 PM   #6
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These stories make me wish that people had to pass an IQ test and background check in order to be allowed to breed...don't pass, automatic sterilization.
I hope your IQ is high enough to see how stupid that is.
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:21 PM   #7
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I hope your IQ is high enough to see how stupid that is.

That is why I said "makes me wish", not "I think there should be"...
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:31 PM   #8
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This thread sucks.
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:46 PM   #9
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This thread sucks.

Yes it does. There are too many bad parents in this world.
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Old 02-08-2008, 05:20 PM   #10
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I see no mention of shoes in any of those stories.
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Old 02-08-2008, 05:49 PM   #11
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This thread sucks.

But unfortunately the money shot ends up where it can procreate, not stiffen a moist towelette.
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:09 PM   #12
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The Spears will be in the news once again within days. They always feel they must compete with the people in these threads.
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Old 02-08-2008, 09:48 PM   #13
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What, no mention of the woman who passed out on and smothered her 2-year old son?
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