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Old 02-18-2008, 11:04 AM   #1
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Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe

Not safe for work...

Go to NYMag's page.


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Old 02-18-2008, 11:12 AM   #2
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Slide show is there for viewing as well.
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:17 AM   #3
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It's really slow and is taking forever to load even the main page...

Also, if there are nudies, you might want to get rid of the link. I think that's not allowed.
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:21 AM   #4
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She has a lot of freckles.
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:23 AM   #5
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Big ups for using the hxxp and still including the direct link.
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #6
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Not sure what the rules are, I dumped the link in case. Just go to New York Mag's page if interested and there's a slideshow. It does take forever as I'm sure it's being visited quite a bit. She has thousands of freckles. More than any woman I've ever seen.

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Old 02-18-2008, 11:28 AM   #7
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do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:39 AM   #8
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do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?

you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:39 AM   #9
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do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?

one shot you can see nipple, and in one other you get some action without blockage. the other shots have coverings.
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:47 AM   #10
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Not that great...
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:57 AM   #11
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I'm still waiting on the page to load. It's taking forever. Can someone say HARRRR for me?
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:01 PM   #12
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I'm a Lohan fan, but she does not look good in these pics.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:02 PM   #13
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you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?

been there, done that
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:23 PM   #14
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I'm a Lohan fan, but she does not look good in these pics.

She's lost a lot in the last 1-2 years in my opinion.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:31 PM   #15
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She's lost a lot in the last 1-2 years in my opinion.

I think she still looks good for the most part, just this particular shoot she looks strange. Its such an obvious disguise, and she doesn't look comfortable.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:33 PM   #16
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what the hell is wrong with the internets? No page should take this long to load up.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:37 PM   #17
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Big meh.

Really, really bad areola/nipples. That killed the rest for me.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:37 PM   #18
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what the hell is wrong with the internets? No page should take this long to load up.

its in other places. look for it on popcrunch
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:47 PM   #19
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I'll be checking this out later in the day.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:49 PM   #20
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She has some small as nipples. I perfer gumdrop nipples myself. I must admit I got alittle chub looking at her cooch which looks to be nice and neat.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:50 PM   #21
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NYMag's page took so long to load, I ended up rubbing one out to the sidebar ad before all the pictures could load. Ah, well, I'll try again in a couple of hours.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:55 PM   #22
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NYMag's page took so long to load, I ended up rubbing one out to the sidebar ad before all the pictures could load. Ah, well, I'll try again in a couple of hours.

Close the thread. We have a winner.
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:08 PM   #23
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Marilyn Monroe was who she was but I cannot think of an uglier celebrity to try to pose as. All these Monroe-wannabees and lookalikes the past several years have been horrible looking, very unattractive. Not really a fan of Lohan but even in her drugged out state, she would look better as she is.

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Old 02-18-2008, 01:08 PM   #24
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you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?

just did it, viewed the pics on popcrunch per someone else's suggestion.


unless he's game for sloppy seconds...
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:34 PM   #25
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That looks like some nasty shit to me.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:55 PM   #26
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Meh.
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:11 PM   #27
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I never did see her as anything more than a nappy-looking barfly.

I now realize I owe many a nappy-looking barfly an apology.

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Old 02-18-2008, 05:14 PM   #28
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I don't know if I can even be bothered searching for NYMag's website address to look at these.
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:26 PM   #29
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She's a beautiful woman, but not as a blond w/ short hair.
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:32 PM   #30
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She's much better looking now than she was a year or two ago when she looked like skeletor.

Oh, and I dig freckles...
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:34 PM   #31
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Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was amazing. Now, sorta. Getting better maybe??
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:35 PM   #32
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Lindsay Lohan is totally unimpressive.
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:04 PM   #33
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but she has an impressive set of lungs
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:13 PM   #34
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Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was amazing. Now, sorta. Getting better maybe??

Agree on both counts.
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:45 PM   #35
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Old 02-18-2008, 07:10 PM   #36
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naked or not, i still think she looked like a dirty crack addict....count me among the not impressed.
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Old 02-18-2008, 07:33 PM   #37
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naked or not, i still think she looked like a dirty crack addict....count me among the not impressed.

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Old 02-18-2008, 07:43 PM   #38
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She's a beautiful woman, but not as a blond w/ short hair.

Agreed, I think Lindsey looks best as "the girl next door", not a lot of makeup, natural reddish haircolor, etc... Also, part of the magic of the original photo shoot with Marilyn was that it was all candid, she just posed and he snapped...there was nothing planned about it. That quality is so clearly not there with the Lindsey shoot, it's all very staged and just looks like a cheap copy of the original. I'm not impressed at all.
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Old 02-18-2008, 08:12 PM   #39
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:26 PM   #40
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Had the photos e-mailed to me three times.

Not good at all IMO. Horrible fake boobs, sun (or solarium) damaged skin... Overall, much worse than I expected.
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:31 PM   #41
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Fake boobs? If anything, they're slightly saggy...
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:31 PM   #42
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Looked a lot better than I anticipated. But clearly her best days are behind her. Overexposure is a bitch, me thinks.
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:26 AM   #43
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The 2007 Dolphins were better than those pictures.
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:26 AM   #44
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Fake boobs? If anything, they're slightly saggy...

Yep, the boob doctor agrees with Jeebs.
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:20 AM   #45
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It'll take more than sag to convince me they aren't fake. I've seen some horrible boob jobs in my day (of surfing for Internet porn).
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:29 AM   #46
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It'll take more than sag to convince me they aren't fake. I've seen some horrible boob jobs in my day (of surfing for Internet porn).

Sorry man. They aren't fake. They're ugly. But they aren't fake.

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Old 02-19-2008, 01:31 AM   #47
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Dola.

After another quick glance, I must take my last post back. I will give them a 50% chance of being fake. The roundness doesn't look quite right.
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:28 AM   #48
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should have done this when she was 17 still would though
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:49 AM   #49
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I think this pic ends the debate of whether the boobies are fake. They're not.

hxxp://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boobs.jpg

Actually, this pic is better than any that showed up in the Monroe pictorial.

Warning, it's a very revealing side shot so be careful when viewing, if at work, etc.

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Old 02-19-2008, 03:18 AM   #50
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I think this pic ends the debate of whether the boobies are fake. They're not.

hxxp://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boobs.jpg

Actually, this pic is better than any that showed up in the Monroe pictorial.

Warning, it's a very revealing side shot so be careful when viewing, if at work, etc.

Yup, that verifies two things; 1, they are real, and 2, they are horrible.
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