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Join Date: Dec 2001
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What's the deal
What's the deal with bed sizes? I mean what genius named them 'king', 'queen' and 'twin'.
Small, medium and large would have made much more sense.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Well there's also full/double, three-quarter, and california king.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Why don't they just make the whole plane out of the black box?
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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if you were referring to meals at fast food joints, coffee cups or underwear, then yes. when you spend the money on a king sized bed, like i have, you don't do so to tell your friends "i got a large bed". doesn't have the same air to it. that's like saying "i bought a fast car" when you're referring to the Ferrari you purchased. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I certain we are all impressed by your large bed.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Don't forget the Buffalo Quad-Sleeper.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Big Gulps are the greatest thing to ever happen to a convenience store
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm going to make beds in sizes called small, medium, and go fuck yourself.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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And what is the deal with Count Chocula? I mean, are we supposed to be afraid of this guy?!?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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What's the deal with Ovaltine?
The mug is round, the jar is round.. They should call it Roundtine
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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Should be: Midget, Normal, Fat, and Flatbed Truck
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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and. he. can. touch them all!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Its called a California King. 4 people could easily sleep comfortably on that bed. It never has more than 2 adults and perhaps my 19 months old at any given time. But that way there is room to SPRAWL.... |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Oh come on now, he's never met us, let alone touched.... |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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There has to be a historical reason for these size names.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I think the current bed sizes are Sofa King good!
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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I'd say that this post was Sofa King good. Gold, cuervo. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The State of Rutgers
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington, DC
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My wife and I downgraded from a Queen to a Full.
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle
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What's the deal with grape nuts cereal. I open it up and there's no grapes and no nuts!
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