Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years.........

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-12-2008, 01:21 PM

Only in Kansas could something like this occur...........

http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/339011.html

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Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
By ROXANA HEGEMAN
Associated Press Writer

A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said today.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later today to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh as if she was using the toilet. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said.

"She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented," Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave."

Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled.

She refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out. She was taken to Via Christi Regional Medical Center-St. Francis Campus in Wichita, where she is in fair condition. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

A neighbor, James Ellis, told the Associated Press that he had known the woman since she was a child but said he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier.

At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

The case has been the buzz of this western Kansas town.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," Ellis said.

MJ4H · 03-12-2008, 01:22 PM

That is incredibly sad.

vex · 03-12-2008, 01:42 PM

SteveMax58 · 03-12-2008, 02:11 PM

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"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," Ellis said.

Well...did he offer her a laxative?

Critch · 03-12-2008, 02:15 PM

needs photographs

Yossarian · 03-12-2008, 02:23 PM

Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal's role in Secretary

stevew · 03-12-2008, 02:29 PM

I believe she was waiting for the Pens to move to Kansas City, but nobody told her it wasn't true.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-12-2008, 02:33 PM

Why is this surprising? I thought everyone knew women took forever to get out of the bathroom.

Cringer · 03-12-2008, 02:41 PM

So was she still giving him BJs? I wouldn't be calling her my girlfriend still after two years without a BJ every now and then.

cartman · 03-12-2008, 02:44 PM

I bet this turns out to just be a project from an avant-garde German scheisse film producer. There goes his grant money.

stevew · 03-12-2008, 02:56 PM

I would hope he has 2 bathrooms, otherwise he'd have to cope with a shitty girlfriend.

Ksyrup · 03-12-2008, 02:57 PM

I really didn't want to make a joke about this, but the fucking Sheriff's name is WHIPPLE for chrissakes!

WHIPPLE!

Lathum · 03-12-2008, 02:57 PM

wow, 10 posts in and no taco bell jokes

Eaglesfan27 · 03-12-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I really didn't want to make a joke about this, but the fucking Sheriff's name is WHIPPLE for chrissakes!

WHIPPLE!

I wonder how many people get how truly funny that is.

Also, the original story is very sad. I'm sure they aren't allowed to say, but I think the quote that they weren't sure if she was developmentally disabled was just to cover themselves. Seems certain to me that she must be which makes it even more sad.

DaddyTorgo · 03-12-2008, 03:51 PM

yeah. that's actually not that funny and really pretty sad.

albionmoonlight · 03-12-2008, 03:54 PM

I'd have to think that the boyfriend was developmentally disabled as well.

path12 · 03-12-2008, 05:15 PM

I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Passacaglia · 03-12-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Ctown-fan told him to wait two years?

Noop · 03-12-2008, 05:27 PM

Geez. I have nothing else good to say about her.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-13-2008, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by path12

I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Plumbing was broken and he couldn't take the toilet off to fix it.

Ksyrup · 03-14-2008, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

yeah. that's actually not that funny and really pretty sad.

This is a relationship story, nothing more, nothing less. And at some point in every relationship, in order for things to progress, it comes time to shit or get off the pot. I guess for this guy, that time was 2 years in.

Bee · 03-14-2008, 12:44 PM

How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-14-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee

How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Depends on what she ate the day before.

Axxon · 03-14-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Yossarian

Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal's role in Secretary

Umm, no.

Axxon · 03-14-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I wonder how many people get how truly funny that is.

Also, the original story is very sad. I'm sure they aren't allowed to say, but I think the quote that they weren't sure if she was developmentally disabled was just to cover themselves. Seems certain to me that she must be which makes it even more sad.

Us older farts I'd imagine.

rkmsuf · 03-14-2008, 02:23 PM

Woman sits on boyfriend's face for 2 years.........

fire this thread up

stevew · 03-14-2008, 02:33 PM

woman shits on boyfriends face for 2 years.........

Ksyrup · 03-14-2008, 02:34 PM

Both of you, take it to the parody thread!

...that someone needs to start.

rkmsuf · 03-14-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Both of you, take it to the parody thread!

...that someone needs to start.

how about taking it to the fantasy fishing thread? will that suffice?

MikeVic · 03-14-2008, 02:38 PM

Hey what you saying about fantasy fishing.

Ksyrup · 03-14-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

how about taking it to the fantasy fishing thread? will that suffice?

That will probably serve the same purpose, yes.

korme · 03-14-2008, 04:15 PM

So where did the boyfriend crap during all of this?

cartman · 03-14-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

So where did the boyfriend crap during all of this?

There's a reason the kitchen sink has a garbage disposal.

path12 · 03-14-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee

How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Three, four days max.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-27-2008, 12:29 PM

Uh oh, sounds like someone's getting a little frisky when he doesn't have a girlfriend stuck to his toilet.................

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Man in toilet case arrested for exposure

NESS CITY, Kan. | A Ness City man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends.

Kory McFarren was arrested Sunday for alleged lewd and lascivious behavior and spent the night in jail before bonding out, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple.

McFarren, 36, could not be reached for comment. No charges had been filed as of this morning.

McFarren was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult after his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, 35, was found stuck to the toilet in late February. Police believe she stayed in the couple’s bathroom for up to two years and sat on the toilet for about a month.

Passacaglia · 03-27-2008, 01:10 PM

Wait...now she was only on the toilet for one month? What was she doing the other 23 months?

Ksyrup · 03-27-2008, 01:21 PM

The other 2 - Showering and Shaving.

wade moore · 03-27-2008, 01:27 PM

Interesting.

I listen to the "Don and Mike Show" syndicated out of DC. They had a guy call-in and say his mom lives in this small town and he grew up there. He said that supposedly the guy had been arrested before for exposing himself, etc, etc. This was early last week.

I assumed he was full of shit - who'd have thunk it.

Crim · 03-27-2008, 06:11 PM

No way I'm spending two fucking years in a bathroom and only one month actually sitting on the fucking toilet. I smell a media coverup.

03-12-2008, 02:33 PM	#8
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Why is this surprising? I thought everyone knew women took forever to get out of the bathroom. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

03-12-2008, 02:41 PM	#9
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	So was she still giving him BJs? I wouldn't be calling her my girlfriend still after two years without a BJ every now and then. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

03-12-2008, 02:44 PM	#10
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I bet this turns out to just be a project from an avant-garde German scheisse film producer. There goes his grant money. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-12-2008, 02:57 PM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I really didn't want to make a joke about this, but the fucking Sheriff's name is WHIPPLE for chrissakes! WHIPPLE! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-12-2008, 05:15 PM	#17
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	I wonder what finally got him to decide to call? __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

03-12-2008, 01:22 PM	#2
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	That is incredibly sad.

03-12-2008, 01:42 PM	#3
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	wow

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Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	needs photographs

03-12-2008, 02:23 PM	#6
Yossarian High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2003	Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal's role in Secretary

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I believe she was waiting for the Pens to move to Kansas City, but nobody told her it wasn't true.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I would hope he has 2 bathrooms, otherwise he'd have to cope with a shitty girlfriend.

03-12-2008, 02:57 PM	#13
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	wow, 10 posts in and no taco bell jokes

03-12-2008, 03:51 PM	#15
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	yeah. that's actually not that funny and really pretty sad.

03-12-2008, 03:54 PM	#16
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I'd have to think that the boyfriend was developmentally disabled as well.

03-12-2008, 05:27 PM	#19
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Geez. I have nothing else good to say about her. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

03-14-2008, 12:44 PM	#22
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

03-14-2008, 02:23 PM	#26
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Woman sits on boyfriend's face for 2 years......... fire this thread up __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-14-2008, 02:33 PM	#27
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	woman shits on boyfriends face for 2 years.........

03-14-2008, 02:34 PM	#28
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Both of you, take it to the parody thread! ...that someone needs to start. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-14-2008, 02:38 PM	#30
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hey what you saying about fantasy fishing.

03-14-2008, 04:15 PM	#32
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	So where did the boyfriend crap during all of this?

03-27-2008, 01:10 PM	#36
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Wait...now she was only on the toilet for one month? What was she doing the other 23 months? __________________ Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966

03-27-2008, 01:21 PM	#37
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The other 2 - Showering and Shaving. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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