I swear I had nothing to do with this.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-07-2008, 10:06 AM

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/pla...ged_state.html

NewsChannel 9 has obtained 9-1-1 calls of an incident that resulted in assault charges, and the suspension of a Tennessee state trooper.

Trooper Clinton "Pumpy" Tudors was charged with assault last week by Joe Brackett, his girlfriend's father, and was placed on administrative leave with pay from the Tennessee Highway Patrol. He is now back to regular duties according to his family.

According to reports, Brackett said "Pumpy Tudors asked 'why do you hate me,' and I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Tudors said in a report Brackett "started to curse and threaten Mr. Tudors, calling him (curse words) and then grabbed the iron and tried to hit Mr. Tudors."

Tudors: "Well I was trying to fix an iron for my girlfriend Melissa Brackett I come to fix an iron, He tried to hit me with an iron."

Tudors says he held down Brackett until help arrived, saying Bracket had hit him in the throat.

But Brackett says in his report "Pumpy threw down the knife and kitchen iron down and grabbed me and fought and pushed me to the floor in the living room and roughed me up."

Deputies investigating the case said they observed and took pictures of injuries on both men.

We tried to speak with Tudors at his home and on his cellphone but our messages have not yet been returned.

Tudors and Brackett are scheduled to appear in Marion County Sessions Court April 4.

Prior to becoming a Tennessee Highway Patrolman, Tudors was an All-American punter at U-T-C. He was also placed on administrative leave from the T-H-P for another unspecified violation last year.

MikeVic · 04-07-2008, 10:08 AM

I like how you refer to your girlfriend using her full name.

stevew · 04-07-2008, 10:10 AM

Pumpy picks ftw!!!

Logan · 04-07-2008, 10:10 AM

You need to get some more sun man. You're looking a little pale.

Logan · 04-07-2008, 10:10 AM

And fat.

Lorena · 04-07-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

'why do you hate me,'

Haha, jb, is that you?

Lorena · 04-07-2008, 10:18 AM

Pumpy, you should consider a name change or Trooper Tudors will stalk you down and punch you in the throat.

Passacaglia · 04-07-2008, 10:21 AM

It's funny that Brackett's report refers to himself in first person, but Pumpy's report refers to himself in third person.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-07-2008, 10:22 AM

I thought this was made up, but was shocked to see that it's the real article! They actually write like this in Tennessee?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

...Brackett said "Pumpy Tudors asked 'why do you hate me,' and I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Tudors: "Well I was trying to fix an iron for my girlfriend Melissa Brackett I come to fix an iron, He tried to hit me with an iron."

Tudors says he held down Brackett until help arrived, saying Bracket had hit him in the throat.

Make that iron a food processor and I would wonder how you got to write the story...

cartman · 04-07-2008, 10:31 AM

At least da NC9 is keepin' it real with the call outs to da U-T-C and T-H-P crewz.

kcchief19 · 04-07-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I thought this was made up, but was shocked to see that it's the real article! They actually write like this in Tennessee?

The most confusing parts of the article are not the writing but the quotes. It's not that they write that way in Tennessee, it's that they talk that way.

I'm stunned. How in the world could there be another Pumpy Tudors? Next thing you know Analbum Cover will be brought in on pornography charges.

Mustang · 04-07-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Something is off....

Can't quite put my finger on it.

Ohhhh wait.. Pumpy shaved.

MJ4H · 04-07-2008, 10:59 AM

Pumpy how do you make that gold medallion levitate?

MikeVic · 04-07-2008, 11:02 AM

Doesn't Dracula have some sort of telekinesis powers?

Pumpy Tudors · 04-07-2008, 11:22 AM

OK, this is pretty much bullshit, etc.

Raiders Army · 04-07-2008, 11:25 AM

Do you have a google alert whenever your name is used?

Pumpy Tudors · 04-07-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Do you have a google alert whenever your name is used?

No, I'm not really interested in every story about Cyril out there.

MJ4H · 04-07-2008, 11:35 AM

I am interested to hear more about the story:

"Cyril talks to Shandi"

Thanks in advance.

SteveMax58 · 04-07-2008, 11:59 AM

I have to say...I'm a big fan of Pumpy's work in the movie "Identity".

Therefore...I do not believe this story to be true.

rkmsuf · 04-07-2008, 12:07 PM

MikeVic · 04-07-2008, 12:08 PM

Nice hooters Pumpy!

rkmsuf · 04-07-2008, 12:18 PM

MikeVic · 04-07-2008, 12:20 PM

Is that Mrs. Tudors in the back with the sexy white glasses?

Lorena · 04-07-2008, 12:21 PM

Impressive photoshop skillz you got there.

rkmsuf · 04-07-2008, 12:24 PM

ty

as an artist it's nice to hear from the fans

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-07-2008, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Pumpy picks ftw!!!

Crim · 04-08-2008, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19

The most confusing parts of the article are not the writing but the quotes. It's not that they write that way in Tennessee, it's that they talk that way.

Quote:

Now, I can back Danny Glover up and say something to the white man, but NO! White man be feedin' me some cheese tonight, and I ain't passin' up no cheese over Danny Glover! He can fight his own fights. I gots to sweep the living room tonight, and I ain't gonna pass up my cheese.

Hmm.

Lorena · 04-08-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crim

Hmm.

This shit has been brought to you, by the letter B

thesloppy · 04-08-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

"I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Are you required by law to chew on a corn-cob pipe when you say shit like that?

bbor · 04-08-2008, 12:25 PM

No mention of a toothbrush??

04-07-2008, 10:31 AM	#10
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	At least da NC9 is keepin' it real with the call outs to da U-T-C and T-H-P crewz. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#15
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	OK, this is pretty much bullshit, etc. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-07-2008, 12:07 PM	#20
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	__________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-07-2008, 12:18 PM	#22
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	__________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-07-2008, 12:24 PM	#25
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	ty as an artist it's nice to hear from the fans __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-07-2008, 10:08 AM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like how you refer to your girlfriend using her full name.

04-07-2008, 10:10 AM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Pumpy picks ftw!!!

04-07-2008, 10:10 AM	#4
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	You need to get some more sun man. You're looking a little pale.

04-07-2008, 10:18 AM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Pumpy, you should consider a name change or Trooper Tudors will stalk you down and punch you in the throat.

04-07-2008, 10:21 AM	#8
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	It's funny that Brackett's report refers to himself in first person, but Pumpy's report refers to himself in third person.

04-07-2008, 10:59 AM	#13
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Pumpy how do you make that gold medallion levitate?

04-07-2008, 11:02 AM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Doesn't Dracula have some sort of telekinesis powers?

04-07-2008, 11:25 AM	#16
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Do you have a google alert whenever your name is used?

04-07-2008, 11:35 AM	#18
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I am interested to hear more about the story: "Cyril talks to Shandi" Thanks in advance.

04-07-2008, 11:59 AM	#19
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	I have to say...I'm a big fan of Pumpy's work in the movie "Identity". Therefore...I do not believe this story to be true.

04-07-2008, 12:08 PM	#21
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Nice hooters Pumpy!

04-07-2008, 12:20 PM	#23
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Is that Mrs. Tudors in the back with the sexy white glasses?

04-07-2008, 12:21 PM	#24
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Impressive photoshop skillz you got there.

04-08-2008, 12:25 PM	#30
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	No mention of a toothbrush?? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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