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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
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SOB! My pregnant wife left me!
Kate filed for a divorce!!! Oh my g-d, she will leave me. What a f#*@$&# bad day! Guess it's time to have some cold ones in the next bar ...
Tarkus
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03-14-2003, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Damn!.....reasons?
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03-14-2003, 01:47 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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Are you kidding? Man, that is messed up. If there is any way I can help you out, let me know. I'll be praying for you.
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03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Okay, thanks for the thoughts but I think I better set this straight fast. I thought someone would quickly recongnize the dialogue form OOTP5. It's my pregnant OOTP5 wife that left me, not my real life wife. Sorry, if this was in bad taste. I thought for sure someone would recognize the statements.
 Tarkus
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03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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At the risk of sounding super-insensative....that sounds like the line from OOTP5 in managerial mode.
*crossing fingers*
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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03-14-2003, 01:50 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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dola.....
Aha! I was right!
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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03-14-2003, 01:50 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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I was getting ready to ask if you were referring to OOTP, but figured it would be very insensitive if you were not.
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I failed Signature 101 class. |
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03-14-2003, 01:53 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Now what I haven't found out yet is if the kid will be attributed to me or the bastard she was probably sleeping with!
 Tarkus
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03-14-2003, 01:54 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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crap, I was just about to ask for her number
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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03-14-2003, 01:54 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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The baby's name will probably give you a clue: Marmel, Jr.
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I failed Signature 101 class. |
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03-14-2003, 01:55 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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Whew!!
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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03-14-2003, 01:56 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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the "Mel" part of that would be interesting indeed.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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03-14-2003, 02:00 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Well, that's what I get for trying to be sympathetic....now where's that post about reconsidering posts and not posting them....I should start doing that more.
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03-14-2003, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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If the kid's a lefty, claim him. He could be your hot new pitching prospect in 2021. |
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03-14-2003, 02:03 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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Nothing like looking foolish. I should know better.
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03-14-2003, 02:42 PM
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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Just thank God you didn't pray for him...He probably would have smote you with something hot.
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03-14-2003, 02:46 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Dude, you had me scared there for a second. Glad you were joking...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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03-14-2003, 02:49 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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This is such a cool feature of OOTP5.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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03-14-2003, 03:01 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2000
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03-14-2003, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Tarkus: My pregant wife left me! Hammer: Do you mean in OOTP5? Tarkus: No! In real life! Hammer: Oh, OK, because it sounded like OOTP5. Shorty: Speaking of OOTP5, anyone had their kids make the big leagues yet? Ksyrup: Yes, but then he disappeared after his third season. Is this a bug? Tarkus: Um... guys? Joe Stallings: Ksyrup, it's a known issue, see the tech support forum. Ksyrup: OK, thanks! Tarkus: I'm really depressed here... SirFozzie: Don't forget to join my new league! HornsManiac: Are the Braves taken? Tarkus: Guys... I.... I think I'm going to end it. SkyDog: Buy my new CD! Tarkus: (bang) ... awkward silence ... SirFozzie: Braves are still available. Sign up now! |
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03-14-2003, 03:15 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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Classic
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03-14-2003, 03:33 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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Beautiful.
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Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? |
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03-14-2003, 03:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Not too far away
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Great post Maple
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03-14-2003, 03:36 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I thought she was ugly? 
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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03-14-2003, 03:43 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mississippi
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foolish heart....
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The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again. |
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03-14-2003, 03:45 PM
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Pure classic, Maple Leafs. You hit it exactly right.
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03-14-2003, 03:46 PM
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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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Maple - you are truly the king of kings.
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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03-14-2003, 03:51 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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Maple - That was really funny
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03-14-2003, 03:55 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Maple,
Very nice. TroyF |
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03-14-2003, 03:56 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Maple Leafs, that was really great.
 Tarkus
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03-14-2003, 03:58 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2001
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You know someone will have created the ultimate sports sims when they start confessing their sim dilemmas with their shrink. "I don't know why she left me doc..." "He was everything doc. Top rated, fast, number one in college, I don't know how he ended up a bust..."
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03-14-2003, 03:59 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
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dola
I have no idea what's happened to the kid. More than a year has passed and no word. Someone better tell Markus my wife is a divorce attorney and if that kid doesn't show up soon I'm coming after his ass!  Tarkus
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03-14-2003, 04:14 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Maybe you should change the title of the thread? I'm glad everything is ok in IRL, but DAMN!
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03-14-2003, 04:24 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Good stuff! BTW, I understand that there is a "bug" of sorts in that when you get divorced before the baby is born, the kid never shows up in the game.
Just staying true to my character.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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03-14-2003, 04:29 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Sorry about what happened .
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03-14-2003, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Baltimore, MD
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LOL! |
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03-14-2003, 05:15 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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Fanboy.  
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03-14-2003, 05:19 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Umm............ there's marriages in OOTP5??
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03-14-2003, 05:39 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago
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Yes, in manager mode.
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03-14-2003, 05:49 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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My wife of 6 years has pooped out 5 children (2 boys, 3 girls). The woman musta been maxed out, because she didn't even give me the chance to desire a 6th child (button disappeared). So I divorced her ass. Married someone else a year and a half later, and the button is still gone!
Now that I know you can only have 5 children, I am sad about my divorce.  Shucks. |
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03-14-2003, 06:00 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Charlotte, NC
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I would bet the kid belongs to the other guy. If I was Tarkus I would get a lawer and sue the other guys ass off under the alienation of affection law.
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