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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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Life Is A Rubix Cube
I just thought of this yesterday. Its perhaps the most random insightful observation I've ever made. My manager gave me and a coworker mini-rubix cube keychains, the following is a result of these keychains.
life starts out perfect, unblemished (a new rubix cube). we then create our own problems, we hurt people along the way and we fall, many times in the process (mixing up the colors in order to have a puzzle to solve). we then spend the rest of our time trying to resolve those problems, trying to right our wrongs and seeking that initial perfection (trying to get all the colors to match up again). there it is. that's life. i've passed this observation around to other coworkers and they've totally bought into it. i want to start a cult now. |
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05-07-2008, 12:38 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Life starts out with you utterly helpless, unable to even feed yourself or clean your own urine and feces off your body. That's your definition of perfect and unblemished?
Cult busted. Now on to Scientology!
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05-07-2008, 12:39 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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And often comes full circle.
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05-07-2008, 12:49 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Why does everything always come back to urine and feces?
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05-07-2008, 12:53 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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It's "Rubik's Cube", you dolt.
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05-07-2008, 01:04 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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If only life were as easy as a Rubik's Cube.
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05-07-2008, 01:28 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Come on, get in the spirit!
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05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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If this were true, I'll be dead halfway through my life goals.
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05-07-2008, 01:34 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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I fell asleep like 3 words into HA's post.
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05-07-2008, 01:42 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Probably time to hang up the ol' Hell Atlantic persona before you do any more damage to it.
Unless you were going for lame and not entertaining.
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05-07-2008, 01:43 PM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Have yet to solve one that didn't involve ripping it apart or removing the stickers.
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05-07-2008, 01:44 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I guess getting drunk is the equivalent of peeling off the stickers and putting them in the right places.
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05-07-2008, 01:54 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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this cube is mocking me. i only mixed it up a little bit so i'd have an easy puzzle to solve whenever i wanted, but i must've twisted it a bit too much cuz now its just complete chaos. and now i look at it and it's not going to get solved cuz apparently its going to be about 100 moves to fix this and i don't have the attention span for this. my coworker broke his by "accident" so i think i'm gonna do the same.
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05-07-2008, 02:09 PM
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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It must really break your heart that there are 8-year-olds that can solve your life in under two minutes.
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05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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05-07-2008, 02:49 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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If life were based on your skill at solving a Rubik's cube, I would be set for life.
I have quite a few worthless skills. Talking jittery squirrels down from a tree is another one that I possess.
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05-07-2008, 02:54 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Because they are great lovers. HA, I think that notebook might be a better example of "life". It starts empty and meaningless, and eventually its full of shit you would rather have no one know about.
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05-07-2008, 03:05 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Dude, you got to hook me up with your connection...
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05-07-2008, 04:09 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Said the RCA cables to the HDMI.
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05-07-2008, 04:11 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Lacan wants to fight you.
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05-07-2008, 04:38 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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a suicide:
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05-07-2008, 04:39 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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You have pencil crayons?
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05-07-2008, 05:24 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I thought life is a highway? Has Tom Cochrane been lying to me all these years?
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05-07-2008, 08:46 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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So what's life like for the people that take the stickers off to make life perfect again?
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05-08-2008, 10:05 AM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Quote:
Things a just a teenie tiny bit off depending on how anal they are.
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