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Old 05-13-2008, 09:41 AM   #1
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:41 AM   #2
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:44 AM   #3
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:46 AM   #4
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:49 AM   #5
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Any homemade sloppy joe recipe >>>> manwich
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:50 AM   #6
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:56 AM   #7
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:59 AM   #8
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:00 AM   #9
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The perfect woman is better then a manwich.... take that however you want.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:02 AM   #10
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:03 AM   #11
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:05 AM   #12
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:08 AM   #13
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Any homemade sloppy joe recipe >>>> manwich

Most store bought sloppy joes are better than manwich. See: Lloy'd BBQ (ok, not quite sloppy joe's, but...)
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:17 AM   #14
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:18 AM   #15
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:19 AM   #16
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:28 AM   #17
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:31 AM   #18
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:31 AM   #19
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:31 AM   #20
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I thought that this was a no brainer....anything is better than being sandwiched between two men. Apparently MJ4H feels differently....not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:33 AM   #21
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:48 AM   #22
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Mary Lou Retton camel toe.
more like moose knuckle am i rite
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:49 AM   #23
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more like moose knuckle am i rite

we may have to go to the video tape
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:00 PM   #24
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This thread delivers.
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I thought this was a thread about Red Dawn.

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Old 05-13-2008, 09:11 PM   #25
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Sex is better than manwiches. Solo sex, partner sex...any kind of sex is better than manwiches.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:30 PM   #26
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I thought this was a thread about Red Dawn.

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Old 05-13-2008, 09:33 PM   #27
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LOL, I'll see what I can do...
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:50 PM   #28
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ohmygodohmygodohmygod!













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Oh wait, she's kidding.

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Old 05-14-2008, 08:12 AM   #29
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Sex is better than manwiches. Solo sex, partner sex...any kind of sex is better than manwiches.

What about Pumpy Sex?
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:25 AM   #30
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:33 AM   #31
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= Pumpy Sex?
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:13 AM   #32
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:22 AM   #33
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:28 AM   #34
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Did she give it up because she thought you were Patrick Ewing?

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Old 05-14-2008, 09:49 AM   #35
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welp guess i'm done here
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:17 AM   #36
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:45 AM   #37
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pissing in baby's asses is better than manwiches.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:48 AM   #38
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:33 PM   #39
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I just looked at the work cafeteria's lunch menu for next week, and I'm pretty upset. On Tuesday, they are offering both chicken parmesan and sloppy joes, two of my favorite things to eat. What the hell am I supposed to do? Order both? I won't have very much time to eat, as I have a meeting scheduled for soon after lunch that day. Should I bring my food to the meeting? If I do, should I mix the two items together? The meeting might end pretty quickly if everybody has to watch me eat a combination of chicken parm and sloppy joe. That would be good, right?

I am so confused.
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:41 PM   #40
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Use Outlook to reschedule the meeting.

Duh.
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:51 PM   #41
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Use Outlook to reschedule the meeting.

Duh.
I'm scared to try that. I might end up plowing the lunch lady in my cubicle.
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:56 PM   #42
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:57 PM   #43
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downside?
I don't think she likes me very much, so it would essentially be a hatefuck.
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:19 PM   #44
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:31 PM   #45
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A cafeteria sloppy joe? Yuck!!!
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