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MJ4H · 05-26-2008, 01:25 PM

So I am getting ready to eat a couple of Peanut Butter Cups (TRADEMARK). I unwrap one from the orange exterior wrapper and I am holding the single cup in the little paper cup thingy. At this point, I get my finger between the cup and the delicious chocolate and pull the wrapper. I look up at my computer screen because I am now on auto-pilot.

I toss the paper cup into a little baggy I have that collects trash next to my chair. Then, I pop the peanut butter cup into my mouth, prepared to enjoy. HOWEVER, the texture isn't right I notice immediately. I freeze without really completing the bite. I am not sure but I am not about to bite further or otherwise move the thing in my mouth. I reach in and pull it out, and it is already slightly mushy. AND, yes, there is A SECOND paper cup still on the damn thing. I shake my head in disbelief. Even Captain Picard is puzzled.

CONCLUSION
The second cup is removed easily and the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (TRADEMARK) met its demise without further complications.

Greyroofoo · 05-26-2008, 01:27 PM

I think that's grounds for a lawsuit

Sun Tzu · 05-26-2008, 01:30 PM

Rizon · 05-26-2008, 01:33 PM

All the time

korme · 05-26-2008, 02:17 PM

i was hoping there would be something nastier

duckman · 05-26-2008, 02:25 PM

More times than I can count.

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-26-2008, 02:28 PM

I miss when the entire package was made of a paper-material. The sealed plastic just makes me yearn for a simpler time.

Raiders Army · 05-26-2008, 02:30 PM

This one time I was running with a Hershey's chocolate bar in my hand. I tripped and it fell into my brother's peanut butter jar.

It was delicious.

SnowMan · 05-26-2008, 03:21 PM

You got peanut butter on my chocolate!

sterlingice · 05-26-2008, 03:50 PM

Happened to me many times. Maybe I just lead a horrible life.

SI

Pumpy Tudors · 05-26-2008, 04:51 PM

i had pretty much the same thing happen one time but it wasn't a peanut butter cup it was a white woman

Buccaneer · 05-26-2008, 05:11 PM

Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.

VPI97 · 05-26-2008, 05:17 PM

I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS

VPI97 · 05-26-2008, 05:17 PM

DOLA -

YES, INDEEDY = DITTO

jeff061 · 05-26-2008, 05:20 PM

I was worried that the foreign object was going to be much more revolting, and thus destroying my enjoyment of peanutbutter cups.

I would have had to kill you, would have only been right.

JetsIn06 · 05-26-2008, 05:27 PM

Yes, but it took me longer than you to realize I was eating a wrapper.:o

JeeberD · 05-26-2008, 05:55 PM

Been there, done that...

Pumpy Tudors · 05-26-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

DOLA -

YES, INDEEDY = DITTO

Would somebody mind contacting VPI97's wife and telling her to strip and also that Subby has hijacked her husband's account?

korme · 05-26-2008, 07:07 PM

so i let her lick the wrapper

RendeR · 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM

This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.

FAIL.

I repeat

FAIL.

Dr. Sak · 05-26-2008, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowMan

You got peanut butter on my chocolate!

You got chocolate on my peanut butter.

MJ4H · 05-26-2008, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.

FAIL.

I repeat

FAIL.

Shkspr · 05-26-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.

This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.

Buccaneer · 05-26-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.

No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

Shkspr · 05-26-2008, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

They say that statistical perception regarding production line hardware defects in the large-scale manufacture of confections is the first thing to go...

Butter · 05-27-2008, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

Sample size = 3.

Double wrappers = 2.

More times than not = win.

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05-26-2008, 01:27 PM	#2
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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I miss when the entire package was made of a paper-material. The sealed plastic just makes me yearn for a simpler time.

05-26-2008, 02:30 PM	#8
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	This one time I was running with a Hershey's chocolate bar in my hand. I tripped and it fell into my brother's peanut butter jar. It was delicious.

05-26-2008, 03:21 PM	#9
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05-26-2008, 05:11 PM	#12
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05-26-2008, 05:20 PM	#15
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05-26-2008, 05:27 PM	#16
JetsIn06 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rahway, NJ	Yes, but it took me longer than you to realize I was eating a wrapper.:o

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	so i let her lick the wrapper Last edited by korme : 05-26-2008 at 09:50 PM.

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