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Old 06-04-2008, 07:46 PM   #1
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The fine tradition of senior pranks

Man, this one out of Florida beats the hell out of the synchronized TPing of every teacher's house we did for our senior prank.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...082prank1.html
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:47 PM   #2
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For our senior prank we snuck back into the school and put a teacher we didn't like's desk in the pool.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:46 PM   #3
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We took 3 chickens, spray painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on their backs and turned them loose. I think they're still looking for Chicken #3.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:53 PM   #4
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Lets be honest, ALL of our students are having sex.

Best part of a letter to sophomore parents.

I have no idea what my senior prank was, I had dropped out and gotten my diploma through alternative school months before. I guess that was my prank, wasn't real funny when the school councilor told me I should drop out though. The rest was pretty good though, same diploma, less hours sitting in a class.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:50 PM   #5
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I remember hearing about a similar senior prank some years ago.
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:19 PM   #6
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I was all ready to see some eighty year olds prank the hell out of some teenagers when I opened this thread.
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Old 06-05-2008, 04:45 AM   #7
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This year our seniors took zip ties, somehow got into the school, and put them on every single locker throughout our school. That amounts to about 1800 zip ties. Not destructive but a pain to have to go through and cut every one of those.
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:33 AM   #8
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Our senior prank letters were sent out to all the junior's parents before the prom on official letterhead stating that the school would be providing condoms at the prom that year, and was signed by a fictional counselor named "Shirley Joshing". The story made the Denver papers, and even wound up in one of the Chicago papers and USA Today...
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:37 AM   #9
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Dola-

I told the story here a few years back, and here are the (crappy) scans I made...

http://www.fof-gefl.com/upload/JeeberD/prank.jpg

http://www.fof-gefl.com/upload/JeeberD/retraction.jpg

If anyone's interested, I can probably make better scans this afternoon.
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:41 AM   #10
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We put a car on top of the school roof with a "Welcome to the Jungle" banner (hey, it was 1988/89) across the front of the school. At graduation, we each handed the principal a marble as we shook his hand, so he ended up with 350 or so marbles in his pockets by the end of the ceremony.
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:54 AM   #11
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At graduation, we each handed the principal a marble as we shook his hand, so he ended up with 350 or so marbles in his pockets by the end of the ceremony.

Ok, that's pretty awesome.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:37 AM   #12
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This year our seniors took zip ties, somehow got into the school, and put them on every single locker throughout our school. That amounts to about 1800 zip ties. Not destructive but a pain to have to go through and cut every one of those.

For some reason I just feel bad for that school janitor because I am sure he is the one who had to do it.

School janitors get so much crap.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:41 AM   #13
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Yeah, the zip ties prank gets a low score from me. I fail to see the humor.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:51 AM   #14
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School janitors get so much crap.

Oh, really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Peon? Huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I've learned a couple of things...I look through your letters, I look through your lockers...I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do...I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends.

By the way, that clock's twenty minutes fast.
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:50 AM   #15
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We shared our stadium with our in-district arch rivals. For my senior prank, a handful of buddies and I painted a big "OHS" on the 50 yard line the night before our football game with them.
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:08 AM   #16
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We put a car on top of the school roof

Did you guys just finish watching Full House?
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:09 AM   #17
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For our senior prank, we broke into the principal's office and took apart his desk and then changed the lock to the door of his office. Then we left a bag of keys on the secretary's desk, but didn't leave the key to actually unlock the door.
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:20 AM   #18
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My high school's senior prank traidition is to grease up a pig and release it in the hallways.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:26 PM   #19
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At graduation, we each handed the principal a marble as we shook his hand, so he ended up with 350 or so marbles in his pockets by the end of the ceremony.

Excellent

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