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06-09-2008, 03:11 PM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Signs you're not a teenager anymore
I played in a two day 3v3 soccer competition at the weekend, we were meant to play at the 'adult recreational' level but they didn't have enough teams for that competition so we got lumpted into the competitive bracket where all the youngsters play.
Two days and six matches later, after running around after 18-20 year old kids and I'm a wreck this morning, my body aches - how my arms ache I have no idea after all its 'football' .... PS> We lost every match - some worse than others, I knew it was going to be 'rough' when I realised that several of the teams we played travelled halfway across florida to play in the tournament (kinda guessed they might be taking it a tad seriously at that point  ). It WAS a good laugh though and has increased my desire to improve my fitness level further. |
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06-09-2008, 03:21 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Oh, it gets better the older you get. For instance, I love waking up in the morning feeling hung over, but, I didn't drink the night before.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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06-09-2008, 03:50 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Hearing my wife say "I hate f'n teenagers!" when we come up on a group of them pretty much reminds me every time.
Then we walk another 15 feet and I have a hard time remembering I am not a teen when I see the 16 year old girl with the great set of cans hanging most the way out. (Stop looking, jail, prison, bad things, baaaaaad things, it just isn't right...).
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 06-09-2008 at 03:51 PM. |
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06-09-2008, 03:51 PM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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I've found (since I was around 25) that if I lie in bed for too long (anything past 8.30am) then I feel like s*it ... not entirely sure why but it does help me get out of bed promptly which I suppose is a good thing, still I am somewhat jealous of my daughter (14) who doesn't surface until around mid-day during the holidays .... unless she's kicked |
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06-09-2008, 03:53 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Oh crap you have a 14 year old. I am sorry about my previous comment on 16 year olds. I was pointing out how it is wrong though, not that I enjoy it. I have an 8 year old daughter and she will never go to a movie theater without me, and wearing sweaters, big baggy sweaters.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 06-09-2008 at 03:54 PM. |
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06-09-2008, 03:56 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Mmmm sweater puppets....
Wait, what were we talking about?
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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06-09-2008, 03:56 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Sweater puppies.
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06-09-2008, 04:16 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Marc, I feel your pain... literally! Last night was a Parent vs Player scrimmage for my son's Street Hockey team. I woke up today with a reminder of certain back muscles I haven't used in a few years.
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06-09-2008, 04:18 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Haha. My wife has to do that to me. I'm a sleeper, so waking up around noon is easy for me. Though if I do sleep too long, I do feel like crap for most of the day.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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06-09-2008, 06:21 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PNW
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Yes but one nice thing about not being a teenager is that I can sit here on my computer and legally drink a Smithwicks...
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Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 06-09-2008 at 06:22 PM. |
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06-09-2008, 06:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Wait, you mean I'm NOT 19 anymore????
WTF? WHERE WAS THE MEMO????? |
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06-09-2008, 08:09 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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So Marc, did you put a few into Row Z?
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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06-10-2008, 12:08 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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By my count, I would guess at least ten. Seems the running average. 
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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06-10-2008, 07:51 AM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Towards the end of the games standard tactic was hoof it towards goal from anywhere because we were knackered* and it was 95 degrees out there .... I scored three goals (spread across the 6 games) - bear in mind that I'm naturally a defender and up until I moved to Florida and started playing 3v3 hadn't scored a goal in around 7 years ... so shooting isn't the most natural thing in the world for me *Not only were we older (by a multiple of 2 in some cases) and less fit than the opposition, but to add insult to injury we were also a man down - teams were meant to have 6 players to rotate but because of an absence we only had 5. |
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06-10-2008, 08:00 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Problem is, I felt that way when I was a teenager SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 06-10-2008 at 08:01 AM. |
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06-10-2008, 08:14 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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My summer ultimate frisbee league started up last week. I'm on the team with another guy I know well. We're probably the only ones over 30, and the rest of our team is young, experienced, but physically fit.
So I said to him: "Here's the plan: you & I do the bulk of the handling, and we send these kids long." Worked like a charm, in that we won 13-7. We'll see what happens this week. |
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06-10-2008, 08:17 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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Our ac is out and it's high 90's outside, so we got a standalone ac thing. Apparently it's been blowing cold air on my back all night, now I cant sit or stand straight without pain, so I'm all hunched up.
That's a sign I'm no longer a teenager. I'm a hobbled old man. |
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06-10-2008, 10:08 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Budapest
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The worst part of getting old (I turn 38 on Sunday) is that your injuries don't heal like they used to. I've had a bum shoulder for 2 years now that isn't bad enough for surgery, but refuses to heal on its own. It has kept me keeps from playing hoops all this time. At some point i think i'm just going to start playing again and deal with the pain. I love cycling, but I need team sports in my life.
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What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron? |
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06-10-2008, 11:25 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I'm in a similar position on my frisbee team this year. We only have about 4 or 5 people returning from last year, and somehow all of the new recruits are freaks of nature athletically and fitness-wise. And they are all tall. I'm almost positive that by mid-season I will be more coach than player. We haven't tried sending them long much yet, though, because the winds have been brutal for almost all of our games. We'll see how tonight plays out
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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06-10-2008, 12:13 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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Gray pubes.
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We have always been at war with Eastasia. |
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06-10-2008, 01:11 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Jersey
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I'm sure Andy Pettite and Roger Clemens can help you with that recovery issue.
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"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." |
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06-10-2008, 03:39 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Dude, seriously...that is WAY too much information!!!!! 
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06-10-2008, 03:55 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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You mean you DON'T have grey pubes? |
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06-10-2008, 04:03 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Nope, I don't. Maybe it's a guy thing????
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06-10-2008, 04:05 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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I don't either!! |
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06-10-2008, 04:07 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Who still has pubes?! I thought this was 2008...
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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06-10-2008, 04:09 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Again - WAY too much information! What is with you guys today????? We desperately need a little puking smilie...
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06-10-2008, 04:10 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Some pubes make it look like a mane on a lion.
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06-10-2008, 04:13 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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    and my personal favorite  |
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06-10-2008, 04:20 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Olie is way to sensitive to imagery. Glad I didn't mention NAIR.....
Good point there Fidatelo! |
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06-10-2008, 04:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Are you feeling pube inadequacy? |
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06-10-2008, 04:32 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Haha, no...though the thought of Nair "there", is a tad painful... And thanks to Lorena (it's weird to type that!) for the pukey smilies!
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06-10-2008, 04:39 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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true for women NAIR can be a nasty experience, for guys though its just a very handy way to create a smoothe and sensitive...umm...yeah, anyway.... |
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06-10-2008, 04:40 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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This thread has taken a very unexpected turn...
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06-10-2008, 04:41 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I was just joking around, clearly RendeR is a freak!
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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06-10-2008, 04:44 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Had you not figured that out already??? 
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06-10-2008, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Brazilian might be even worse |
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06-10-2008, 04:52 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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I didn't say whose.
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We have always been at war with Eastasia. |
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06-10-2008, 04:58 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Good point.
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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06-10-2008, 05:01 PM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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You might be right, however I won't be volunteering to prove that theory...
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06-10-2008, 06:04 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I have a 15 year old, but know exactly what you mean. About a week ago I saw a body with the face obscured by an umbrella (raining.) When I peeked under the umbrella I saw a face that couldn't have been more than 16 or 17. Yipe! |
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06-10-2008, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I resemble that remark... Quote:
I love you too darlin Quote:
It is NOT that obvious damnit....ok fine it is but its a LOVABLE freakishness.... *poutz* "MOOOOOM they're PICKIN on MEEEEE!" |
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06-10-2008, 10:48 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
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Feeling satisfied with every other week sex.
Don't get me wrong, the spirit is willing but the body is weak... |
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06-10-2008, 11:46 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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Alright Cringer..you told her about all the wonderful chatting taking place again didn't you...it's a good thing you have the 'secret" board to post at now.  Hi Loren! We missed you!
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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06-11-2008, 07:32 AM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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LOL The confusion continues...
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06-11-2008, 08:06 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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yeah, hi... I'm formerly Dodgerchick. |
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06-11-2008, 08:08 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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I pulled my groin last night playing softball. I can barely walk this morning. Maybe having pubes would've helped.
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06-11-2008, 08:25 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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Alright! I messed up.....shoot me..... 
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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06-11-2008, 08:33 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Hey Loren, where's your coloured text and rolleyes emoticon??
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06-11-2008, 08:35 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Ummm...I've heard that getting Nair on your boys is an agony that will make you wish for death.
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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