Cringer's wife is awesome

headtrauma · 06-17-2008, 10:11 PM

You know what I'm talking about!

SackAttack · 06-17-2008, 10:12 PM

Well, yes, but you're an admitted sufferer of head trauma.

How can we accept that as objective fact?

Cringer · 06-17-2008, 10:14 PM

I think the head trauma has really messed the poor guy up.

JeeberD · 06-17-2008, 10:49 PM

Boobies!

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 07:24 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies

Suburban Rhythm · 06-18-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

All wives are awesome because we have boobies

Pics plz k thks

Bonegavel · 06-18-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

All wives are awesome because we have boobies

Well, technically it's the boobies that are awesome...

sachmo71 · 06-18-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

All wives are awesome because we have boobies

ur right

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Boobies!

Great, now I have accidental words running through my head...

Schmidty · 06-18-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

All wives are awesome because we have boobies

DEPENDS ON THE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

Although, any side-boob at least looks a little good, no matter how bad it actually is from the front. When you get a nice pair from the front too, it's like a Mammary Rembrandt.

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 11:02 AM

I bought my son (10 years old) a shirt while we were in Mexico, and I'm thinking I need to find a way for all FOFC men to get one...it's got color drawings of topless women, and each one has different boobs, and they all have name underneath them...there are blockbuster, umbrella hooks, lemons, etc...I'll have to see if I can scan it in or something so you guys can see it

The guy we bought it from thought it was hysterical I was getting this for my son and told me I was the "coolest mom ever"...my son echoed this sentiment when I gave it to him, after he stopped laughing.

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Pics plz k thks

Can't accommodate you on that, but I assure you - they are awesome...I have references if you'd like

JeeberD · 06-18-2008, 11:26 AM

Your ten year old son? Seriously?

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 11:28 AM

Yep. I've heard him and his friends starting to talk about this stuff...so I figured I'd rather him feel that he can talk to me about it than feel that it's some secret or something to be embarassed about.

There were rules put down when I gave it to him...no wearing it outside of the house, it's only for sleeping. It doesn't stay in his room, I was afraid he'd try to sneak it to school in his backpack or something. It stays in my dresser and when he wants to sleep in it, he gets it and then it goes back in my dresser.

JediKooter · 06-18-2008, 11:39 AM

What this thread needs is more boobies. (o)(o)

Lorena · 06-18-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

What this thread needs is more boobies.
(O) Y (O)

Fixed to double Ds

JediKooter · 06-18-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

Fixed to double Ds

Thanks. I'm still trying to learn ASCII.

Why do I want pancakes now?

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Can't accommodate you on that, but I assure you - they are awesome...I have references if you'd like

You want us to believe based on blind faith, who are you Jerry Fallwell?

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

You want us to believe based on blind faith, who are you Jerry Fallwell?

I told you I had references! I'd post pics, but fear of bannination and my husband finding out is keeping me from doing so...

Anthony · 06-18-2008, 12:49 PM

PM then.

i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

PM then.

i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

Oh yeah, because of all the guys here - you are the one I trust

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Oh yeah, because of all the guys here - you are the one I trust

Is it my imaginmation or have I always felt mutual trust from you?

...

Cringer · 06-18-2008, 01:19 PM

This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it.....

Dr. Sak · 06-18-2008, 01:24 PM

I WANNA SEE TITTIES!!!!!

MacroGuru · 06-18-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it.....

Well first, I thought you would be all hell yeah...then I thought when the boobie parade started asking for pix plz you would be hell yeah....then it didn't happen...and you were like hell no! And I am like....this sucks.

Then Oliegirl comes in teasing.....So when we call her references, we need the one that can tell the best story so he/she (Hey you never know) can provide the subtle literary qualities a penthouse story can have and we can visualize......

JediKooter · 06-18-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Then Oliegirl comes in teasing.....So when we call her references, we need the one that can tell the best story so he/she (Hey you never know) can provide the subtle literary qualities a penthouse story can have and we can visualize......

Dear Penthouse Forums, you will never believe what just happened...

Cringer · 06-18-2008, 01:37 PM

Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before.......

(I decided the pics were a limited time offer.)

Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees.

MacroGuru · 06-18-2008, 01:41 PM

Speaking of boobies !

Heya Cringer....

Remember that waitress in that one border town we were at and referenced in the drunk guy thread....

I miss times like that.....

Dr. Sak · 06-18-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

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oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before.......

Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees.

Mine are better...but I do think I have that same bra in the first picture!

Dr. Sak · 06-18-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Mine are better...but I do think I have that same bra in the first picture!

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

MikeVic · 06-18-2008, 01:47 PM

Nice Cringer. I like Loren. She helped me with some eucalyptus oils or something like that.

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

A 6 foot cock? How the hell do you walk around? Elephantitus gone mad.

MacroGuru · 06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

plz don't prove it....no pix plz k thnx

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

I do! Loren has good taste, except when it comes to men....

Just kidding Cringer!!!

JeeberD · 06-18-2008, 01:52 PM

The second one is new to me. Thanks for sharing...

Dr. Sak · 06-18-2008, 01:53 PM

Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock...

But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

Lorena · 06-18-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock...

But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

are you sure that's the only thing you did prematurely?

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 02:05 PM

Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!!

Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW

hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!!

Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW

hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

Yeah, you are funny

Dr. Sak · 06-18-2008, 02:08 PM

I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

MacroGuru · 06-18-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

It's the Cameron Diaz cut scene from Something about Mary

oliegirl · 06-18-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

It's the Cameron Diaz cut scene from Something about Mary

Yep...Magda's old droopy boobies...blech

EagleFan · 06-18-2008, 02:17 PM

Sorry, couldn't resist...

JediKooter · 06-18-2008, 02:29 PM

This thread still needs more boobage. None of the oranges in socks kind of boobs either. I'm talking about the kind that are so mouth watering good, it almost makes you want to cry outloud and thank the Boobie gods for giving us mere mortals a gift that only they could bestow upon us.

Anthony · 06-18-2008, 06:44 PM

one time i was suckling from the teet of this girlfriend of mine and i got so into it (as did she) that i wanted to bite her nipple off. she said her knockers were sore for the rest of the day.

i was really going to town on those things too. i kept biting harder and harder and she was digging it.

Draft Dodger · 06-18-2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

Fixed to double Ds

what'd I do???

bulletsponge · 06-18-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

This thread still needs more boobage. None of the oranges in socks kind of boobs either. I'm talking about the kind that are so mouth watering good, it almost makes you want to cry outloud and thank the Boobie gods for giving us mere mortals a gift that only they could bestow upon us.

i can provide you the pair you lust after, but im sure i will get boxed/banned or whatever for posting said lucsious knockers

JediKooter · 06-18-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

i can provide you the pair you lust after, but im sure i will get boxed/banned or whatever for posting said lucsious knockers

Do you rent them out or are they keepers?

mckerney · 06-18-2008, 08:57 PM

What this thread needs is a picture of a pair of Great Tits

Oh yeah...

06-17-2008, 10:14 PM	#3
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I think the head trauma has really messed the poor guy up. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

06-17-2008, 10:49 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Boobies! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-18-2008, 11:26 AM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Your ten year old son? Seriously? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-18-2008, 11:39 AM	#15
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	What this thread needs is more boobies. (o)(o) __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-18-2008, 01:19 PM	#23
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it..... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

06-17-2008, 10:12 PM	#2
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Well, yes, but you're an admitted sufferer of head trauma. How can we accept that as objective fact?

06-18-2008, 12:49 PM	#20
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	PM then. i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

06-18-2008, 01:24 PM	#24
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I WANNA SEE TITTIES!!!!!

06-18-2008, 01:37 PM	#27
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before....... (I decided the pics were a limited time offer.) Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 06-18-2008 at 03:53 PM.

06-18-2008, 01:41 PM	#28
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Speaking of boobies ! Heya Cringer.... Remember that waitress in that one border town we were at and referenced in the drunk guy thread.... I miss times like that..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" Last edited by MacroGuru : 06-18-2008 at 01:42 PM.

06-18-2008, 01:47 PM	#32
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Nice Cringer. I like Loren. She helped me with some eucalyptus oils or something like that. Last edited by MikeVic : 06-18-2008 at 01:48 PM.

06-18-2008, 01:52 PM	#36
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The second one is new to me. Thanks for sharing... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-18-2008, 01:53 PM	#37
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock... But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

06-18-2008, 02:05 PM	#39
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!! Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

06-18-2008, 02:08 PM	#41
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

06-18-2008, 02:17 PM	#44
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Sorry, couldn't resist...

06-18-2008, 02:29 PM	#45
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	This thread still needs more boobage. None of the oranges in socks kind of boobs either. I'm talking about the kind that are so mouth watering good, it almost makes you want to cry outloud and thank the Boobie gods for giving us mere mortals a gift that only they could bestow upon us. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-18-2008, 06:44 PM	#46
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	one time i was suckling from the teet of this girlfriend of mine and i got so into it (as did she) that i wanted to bite her nipple off. she said her knockers were sore for the rest of the day. i was really going to town on those things too. i kept biting harder and harder and she was digging it.

06-18-2008, 08:57 PM	#50
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	What this thread needs is a picture of a pair of Great Tits Oh yeah...

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