Happy Birthday cartman! (sung to the tune of Sensual Seduction)

Antmeister · 07-05-2008, 02:55 PM

Well this deserves a birthday song....
http://www.almarks.com/cartman/hbcartman.htm

Quote:

I'm gonna take this time
To give up props to this guy
I'm gonna let you know....ow...oo....ow,
Before he applies the chokehold, so I will just say

Happy birthday cartman, someone repeat it...
Happy birthday cartman
Just want to wish a happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman, ooh whoa!

I asked him last year, where's a good place to meet, meet, meeee,
Decided on Salt Lick, a great place to eat, eat, eeeat,
And after we ate our meal, he said it's my treat, treat, treat......
When we eat again, we'll save him a seat, seat, seat, so we can tell him...

(chorus)
Happy birthday cartman, I mean Greg Gowins
Happy birthday cartman, born on July 5th
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman, yo yo!

I'm gonna take this time
To give up props to this guy
I'm gonna let you know....ow...oo....ow,
Before he applies the chokehold

If ya don't know by now, cartman runs a cool league, league, league!
When I played him on X-box, he said my game was weak, weak, weak!
We learned in the kitchen that he's a cooking freak, freak, freak!
Thanks for that Thanksgiving, that was such a great feat, feat, feat, so I will just say

(chorus)
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman

Well I had to give props to Mr. Greg Gowins today. Very cool, low-key guy that has done much for us before we moved to Austin.

In fact, while we were still located in Phoenix and trying to figure out a place to stay, our funds were low and couldn't afford more than one trip to visit apartments. Greg was instrumental in steering us away from some of the bad areas so I wouldn't waste my time visiting them on my single trip.

And when we did move to Austin, he invited us (me, wife and kids) over on a few occasions. Considering we don't have family out here, it was very cool when we were invited to Thanksgiving and met some of his family members and his niece and my son battled it out for toy supremacy.

	Upon visiting his place, we got to experience how they set up deep frying a turkey. This home-made contraption looked odd but was very effective.
	With closer inspection, you begin to realize why they are using the strange contraption to deep fry a turkey. The very dangerous grease splatters.
	As Greg whips up some stuff in the kitchen, Lorena tries get a snapshot of the upcoming meal. And nothing can beat that white chocolate almond pecan pie.

So once again....thanks cartman and have a great birthday. Coolest guy outside of Austin.

cartman · 07-05-2008, 04:54 PM

Thanks, man! What an unexpected and great birthday surprise!!!

Cringer · 07-05-2008, 07:16 PM

Happy birthday man.

Noop · 07-05-2008, 07:27 PM

Wow. That's being impressive. Happy Birthday Cartman.

Lathum · 07-05-2008, 08:18 PM

Happy BDay from me and Molly

JediKooter · 07-06-2008, 12:46 AM

Happy birthday Cartman.

JeeberD · 07-06-2008, 05:20 AM

Happy birthday, bud.

cartman · 07-07-2008, 10:30 AM

Thanks again for the birthday wishes!

I guess I'm getting old, because I am wiped out after the weekend festivities.

I ended up having 14 people stay over at my house for a weekend of tubing on the Guadalupe and Comal rivers, with the requisite heavy drinking as well. We went to Trattoria Lisina for my birthday dinner, and it was great. And yesterday, as folks started to head back, we went to the Salt Lick for one last meal. Good stuff!

duckman · 07-07-2008, 11:20 AM

Happy Birthday, Longhorns fan!

Butter · 07-07-2008, 12:10 PM

I'll also forgive you for being a Longhorns fan. Happy birthday!

MikeVic · 07-07-2008, 03:40 PM

Very good!

"We were kinda off on that one."
"I think the whole song is off."

cartman · 07-05-2012, 10:27 PM

Aw, man, the song isn't available anymore. I was gonna use it to cap off my 40th birthday.

sterlingice · 07-06-2012, 05:44 AM

I kindof miss that we don't do birthday threads anymore. Happy belated birthday, cartman!

SI

CrimsonFox · 07-06-2012, 05:58 AM

kick ass!

Antmeister · 07-06-2012, 06:44 AM

Dammit....I have to look for that. It's crazy that this thread is 4 years old. 4 freaking years old. Happy belated birthday cartman.

BYU 14 · 07-06-2012, 08:13 AM

i miss all the songs Ant, you need to get the studio open again

JediKooter · 07-06-2012, 10:33 AM

Happy birthday Cartman. Time for some punch and pie.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 07-06-2012, 11:09 AM

Happy birthday, Cartman! Enjoy your bacon filled Krispy Kreme fried burger.

07-05-2008, 04:54 PM	#2
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Thanks, man! What an unexpected and great birthday surprise!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-05-2008, 07:16 PM	#3
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Happy birthday man. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

07-05-2008, 07:27 PM	#4
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Wow. That's being impressive. Happy Birthday Cartman. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-06-2008, 12:46 AM	#6
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Happy birthday Cartman. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-06-2008, 05:20 AM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Happy birthday, bud. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-05-2008, 08:18 PM	#5
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Happy BDay from me and Molly

07-07-2008, 10:30 AM	#8
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Thanks again for the birthday wishes! I guess I'm getting old, because I am wiped out after the weekend festivities. I ended up having 14 people stay over at my house for a weekend of tubing on the Guadalupe and Comal rivers, with the requisite heavy drinking as well. We went to Trattoria Lisina for my birthday dinner, and it was great. And yesterday, as folks started to head back, we went to the Salt Lick for one last meal. Good stuff! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-07-2008, 12:10 PM	#10
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I'll also forgive you for being a Longhorns fan. Happy birthday! __________________ My listening habits

07-07-2008, 03:40 PM	#11
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Very good! "We were kinda off on that one." "I think the whole song is off."

07-05-2012, 10:27 PM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Aw, man, the song isn't available anymore. I was gonna use it to cap off my 40th birthday. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-06-2012, 05:44 AM	#13
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I kindof miss that we don't do birthday threads anymore. Happy belated birthday, cartman! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

07-06-2012, 05:58 AM	#14
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	kick ass!

07-06-2012, 06:44 AM	#15
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Dammit....I have to look for that. It's crazy that this thread is 4 years old. 4 freaking years old. Happy belated birthday cartman. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

07-06-2012, 08:13 AM	#16
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	i miss all the songs Ant, you need to get the studio open again

07-06-2012, 10:33 AM	#17
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Happy birthday Cartman. Time for some punch and pie. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-06-2012, 11:09 AM	#18
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Happy birthday, Cartman! Enjoy your bacon filled Krispy Kreme fried burger.

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