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11-09-2008, 06:36 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Weirdest ever suspension?
Just had this come up in an SP game:
From: The League Office The league office has decided to suspend Edwin Van Pelt of Kansas City for the 2036 season. Van Pelt was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy. Seems a bit harsh to me! |
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11-09-2008, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Well, the time off should help him get better...at golf.
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11-09-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.
Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.
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11-09-2008, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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11-09-2008, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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My favorite is still that one of my players in TCY got suspended for being overheard calling Hillary Clinton a bonafide hottie.
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11-09-2008, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Alberta
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OMFG that's funny
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11-09-2008, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Thread winner. 
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11-12-2008, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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  He ran for president while on an active roster. He was also a flip flopper. Last edited by fofgamer : 11-12-2008 at 05:17 PM. Reason: bigger image |
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11-13-2008, 06:03 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sweden
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I saw one suspension recently,
"Burcky was observed traveling to Asia in search of a society where mild drug use is encouraged, violating the league's rule against losing one's mind." Is that a new one?
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11-13-2008, 01:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Georgia
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On the back nine no less.
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11-16-2008, 07:02 PM
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n00b
Join Date: May 2008
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Wow! I played against Dahrran Diedrick in high school football in Toronto, Ontario. I haven't seen him in the game. That's pretty cool.
And now he's running for president of the US. Talk about making something of yourself. |
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