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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Impress the Wife/Girlfriend/Life Partner
Cook her something a little different.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking
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11-20-2008, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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People keep getting weirder and kinkier.
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11-20-2008, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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The Battle of Quebec [EHM:EA Dynasty] |
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11-20-2008, 08:18 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Rahway, NJ
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Yum
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11-20-2008, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night You're my secret beauty routine Now I wanna know what my body has seen I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice Baby you're the best magazine advice Give me your hard white cum Give me your hard white cum
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2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) |
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11-20-2008, 08:59 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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I ain't clicking on a link that has the words "recipe" and "semen" in the same sentence.
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11-20-2008, 09:00 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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okay, i clicked.
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants" lol |
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11-20-2008, 09:00 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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what better in recipes: semen or placenta?
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11-20-2008, 09:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Why must they be mutually exclusive?
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11-20-2008, 09:23 PM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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sementa?
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11-20-2008, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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This has got to be a put-on....Just read the "user comments". While hilarious, I can't buy into anyone actually posting a review containing:
Quote:
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11-20-2008, 09:38 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
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Nasty.
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Living in an Oligarchy. |
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11-20-2008, 10:00 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Ohio
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I swear I didn't know what song it was when I read the first few lines. I swear. Honest...  |
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11-20-2008, 11:55 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"
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11-21-2008, 12:19 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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It sounds like hard when I hear it, but you're probably right.
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11-21-2008, 07:47 AM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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So many questions ...
So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge? Enquiring minds must know  |
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11-21-2008, 08:22 AM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. |
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11-21-2008, 09:25 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I see they have Chinese dishes to - Sum Yung Gai
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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11-22-2008, 02:32 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Gives new meaning to the saying: "Would you like to COME over for dinner?"
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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11-24-2008, 08:07 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Wow, off by 4 days. Oh well.
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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11-24-2008, 08:41 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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What do you do if you girlfriend does not swollow?
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