Crossing the streams is bad

Axxon · 03-21-2009, 11:20 PM

Or maybe not.

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Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan

As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little surprised. After all with games like WarioWare and Raving Rabbids the Wii is no stranger to crazy gameplay mechanics... but it was quite unusual to see the "strap-on" style accessory and peeing action that Pii Pii Brothers provides. Normally ThinkGeek doesn't carry video games, but we were so blown-away by Super Pii Pii Brothers that we immediately got our trusted Japanese importer on the phone and arranged to bring over a limited quantity of this amazing Wii game along with some cross regional boot discs to allow play on USA Wii consoles.

The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams...
Super Pii Pii Bros

According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing." What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun!

Super Pii Pii Brothers In Action

Product Features:

* Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience
* Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics
* Imported from Japan
* Comes with game disc and Wiimote belt harness
* Includes cross regional boot disc to allow play on US Wii consoles
* Minimal Japanese text makes game easy to understand if you can't read Japanese
* Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles
* Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams

It does kinda sound fun.

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DaddyTorgo · 03-21-2009, 11:27 PM

wow - that's sad. and scary.

sterlingice · 03-21-2009, 11:47 PM

And here I thought April Fools wasn't for another week and a half...

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Marc Vaughan · 03-23-2009, 07:43 AM

Love it personally - so much so that I've stolen your post for a game dev forum I'm on

PS - Click buy and you'll find you were right, its just being run 'early'.

DaddyTorgo · 03-23-2009, 07:46 AM

well phew!

sterlingice · 03-23-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

PS - Click buy and you'll find you were right, its just being run 'early'.

I was a little scared to click the link for fear of what I might find

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Marc Vaughan · 03-23-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I was a little scared to click the link for fear of what I might find

I have to admit it wasn't me who tried to purchase it - someone on the dev forum I pasted the article to did ... not sure what that says about him

larrymcg421 · 03-23-2009, 09:42 AM

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Mustang · 03-23-2009, 09:45 AM

I'd hate to play the 2 player game with someone that adapts a wide stance style of play.

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