Enough with words! Let's settle this like real men!

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 02:45 PM

Here's my proposal. We first need to set up teams.

Peaceniks:

andy m
astralhaze
Bee
John Galt
NoMyths

Warmongers:

CamEdwards
EaglesFan
Fritz
mrskippy
Tarkus

My suggestion is we find a central locaton, put on the sneeks and settle this whole war/anti-war thing with a five-on-five basketball game! The losers and those associated with them then have to shut up for the remainder of the war against Iraq.

If I have misclassified you, or you don't want to participate just let me know. If others want to join in and we get enough we can move on to a contest of American football. No soccer though, it's just not American.

So what do you think? You ready to put your hoop skills where your mouth is?

Tarkus

P.S. BTW, I mean warmongers in a very positive way!

John Galt · 03-30-2003, 02:48 PM

I may be wrong, but I thought Bee was pro-war. Of course, you may just think he is anti-war because he is RATIONAL.

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
I may be wrong, but I thought Bee was pro-war. Of course, you may just think he is anti-war because he is RATIONAL.

Is that a yes or a no? Again you don't answer the fricken question!

Tarkus

P.S. I may be wrong, but I do believe Bee is anti-war.

GrantDawg · 03-30-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Tarkus
Is that a yes or a no? Again you don't answer the fricken question!

John is a lawyer. They never answer questions only ask them and then pretend not to understand what you said.

I'm kidding John. Please don't sue me...

NoMyths · 03-30-2003, 03:19 PM

lol...if only solving the world's problems could be that easy.
Thanks for the laugh, Tarkus. We should never forget that real people are behind these (sometimes unintelligible to everyside) posts.

Not sure that I'd classify myself as a peacenik or anti-war in the ways that we seem to be defining them around here lately, though. Still, my mad skillz would be breaking ankles from here to Baghdad.

detroit_fan · 03-30-2003, 03:19 PM

So who do you get to ref this game?

NoMyths · 03-30-2003, 03:20 PM

dola...

I'm guarding Fritz.

Bee · 03-30-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
I may be wrong, but I thought Bee was pro-war. Of course, you may just think he is anti-war because he is RATIONAL.

I am in favor of continuing the war now that we have begun, so I suppose that makes me "pro-war".

Edit: BTW, I seriously doubt anyone would want me on their side if it's a basketball game anyway.

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by detroit_fan
So who do you get to ref this game?

Saddam and GW.

Tarkus

MylesKnight · 03-30-2003, 03:40 PM

Hey, put me down Tark my man.. PRO-WAR is where it's at.

By the way, your reading a post from a former All-Conference Member of the Flagler College Men's Hoops Team (NAIA).. okay, okay, I was an All-League Bench Warmer, but All-League is All-League.

But hey, I think I could help make sure the 'Mongers get the job done in this epic FOFC Battle for the Ages..

Let's get this Mo-fo on...

03-30-2003, 03:42 PM

I suck at basketball but you can put me down as a warmonger.

NoMyths · 03-30-2003, 03:44 PM

Er...just had a thought. If this becomes not just kind of a funny post, and turns into a list of "sides" or something, take my name off of it. I don't really have a side.

astralhaze · 03-30-2003, 03:47 PM

Where will this basketball game be played?

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoMyths
Er...just had a thought. If this becomes not just kind of a funny post, and turns into a list of "sides" or something, take my name off of it. I don't really have a side.

Come on, my body's round too!

Tarkus

MrBug708 · 03-30-2003, 03:49 PM

Flag football and I'm in!

4.43 in the 40, 6-2. Heh

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by MrBug708
Flag football and I'm in!

4.43 in the 40, 6-2. Heh

Hey, how old are ya? My Jets could use a guy like you!

Tarkus

Fritz · 03-30-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoMyths
Er...just had a thought. If this becomes not just kind of a funny post, and turns into a list of "sides" or something, take my name off of it. I don't really have a side.

Bullshit you don't. Lets look over your activites over the past 6 months:

10/2002 Poets Againt the War Gathering
11/2002 Poets Against the War and Animal Testing Gathering
12/2002 Poets Against the War and Tom Cruise Fan Club Gathering
12/2002 Poets Against the War and anti-Santa Rally
01/2003 Poets For Getting Drunk and Throwing Up to Protest the War Meeting
02/2003 Poets For using War Dollars to Support Poetry Convention
03/2003 Poets Against the War but for our Soldiers Becuase its Trendy Even if we Think Soldiers are Beneath Us Luncheon.
03/2003 Poets for Holding their Breath Until the War Ends Protest
03/2003 Poets for Realizing You Can't Hold your Breath for too Long so We Will Refuse to Drink Starbucks Until the War is Over Protest
03/2003 Poets for Drinking Coffee and Crying a Lot Support Group

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
Bullshit you don't. Lets look over your activites over the past 6 months:

10/2002 Poets Againt the War Gathering
11/2002 Poets Against the War and Animal Testing Gathering
12/2002 Poets Against the War and Tom Cruise Fan Club Gathering
12/2002 Poets Against the War and anti-Santa Rally
01/2003 Poets For Getting Drunk and Throwing Up to Protest the War Meeting
02/2003 Poets For using War Dollars to Support Poetry Convention
03/2003 Poets Against the War but for our Soldiers Becuase its Trendy Even if we Think Soldiers are Beneath Us Luncheon.
03/2003 Poets for Holding their Breath Until the War Ends Protest
03/2003 Poets for Realizing You Can't Hold your Breath for too Long so We Will Refuse to Drink Starbucks Until the War is Over Protest
03/2003 Poets for Drinking Coffee and Crying a Lot Support Group

roflmao, Fritz you kill me sometimes.

Tarkus

CamEdwards · 03-30-2003, 06:13 PM

I'm in. And of course, since we'll be having people from all over the country coming to play this game, it should be held in a central location... like Oklahoma City.

CAsterling · 03-30-2003, 06:22 PM

I'll referee, I don't have a clue about the rules of basketball, but I'm neutral about the factions so you can probably get away with all sorts of illegal stuff.

astralhaze · 03-30-2003, 06:27 PM

Can we use chemical weapons?

MrBug708 · 03-30-2003, 06:35 PM

I'm 20!

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrBug708
I'm 20!

I'm on the phone with Bradway as we speak.

Tarkus

NoMyths · 03-30-2003, 08:07 PM

lol Fritz

tucker342 · 03-30-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tarkus
Here's my proposal. We first need to set up teams.

Peaceniks:

andy m
astralhaze
Bee
John Galt
NoMyths

HEY what about me?!?!?!

Tarkus · 03-30-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by tucker342
HEY would about me?!?!?!

No problem, you can replace Bee who said since we're already at war he's supports it. Will that work?

Tarkus

AgPete · 03-30-2003, 09:29 PM

I'll be the middle of the road guy that can find good points on both sides so everyone ends up hating him. In other words, I'll be the ref!

mckerney · 03-30-2003, 09:45 PM

If we be ballin' throw me on the Warmonger team. They look like they could use some help on the boards.

Oh and if it evolves into a football game, put me on the depth chart at either corner or nose guard, I somehow played both back in the HS days of playin football. But none of the flag shit, we go up to Canada or Alaska where we can find a good layer of snow on the ground, put some field markers down and beat the hell outta each other.

Fritz · 03-30-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by NoMyths
lol Fritz

*smooch*

AgPete · 03-30-2003, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney

Oh and if it evolves into a football game, put me on the depth chart at either corner or nose guard, I somehow played both back in the HS days of playin football. But none of the flag shit, we go up to Canada or Alaska where we can find a good layer of snow on the ground, put some field markers down and beat the hell outta each other.

I recommend the football game too. Baah! Basketball is for the skinny and fast! Let's play a game where all the out of shape guys can still do some damage with their size.

Hell, if we fought it out on the football field, we'd probably be too tired to give a damn about Iraq.

Tasan · 03-30-2003, 10:23 PM

Why do I hear the NFL Films guy in my head right now???

"On the frozen tundra of Lambeau field, pro and anti war sides matched off in an epic battle, a battle decided by football."

bbor · 03-30-2003, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by detroit_fan
So who do you get to ref this game?

Someone from Switzerland

sterlingice · 03-31-2003, 12:06 AM

I thought Fritz would want everyone to dress up like babies and wrestle in creamed corn.

SI

Fritz · 03-31-2003, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by sterlingice
I thought Fritz would want everyone to dress up like babies and wrestle in creamed corn.

Check your etiquette. For this you would need fezzes and lesueur peas.

03-30-2003, 02:48 PM	#2
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I may be wrong, but I thought Bee was pro-war. Of course, you may just think he is anti-war because he is RATIONAL. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

03-30-2003, 03:19 PM	#6
detroit_fan H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, AR	So who do you get to ref this game? __________________ heck is where people who don't believe in gosh go.

03-30-2003, 03:40 PM	#10
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	Hey, put me down Tark my man.. PRO-WAR is where it's at. By the way, your reading a post from a former All-Conference Member of the Flagler College Men's Hoops Team (NAIA).. okay, okay, I was an All-League Bench Warmer, but All-League is All-League. But hey, I think I could help make sure the 'Mongers get the job done in this epic FOFC Battle for the Ages.. Let's get this Mo-fo on... __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! Last edited by MylesKnight : 03-30-2003 at 03:45 PM.

03-30-2003, 03:47 PM	#13
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Where will this basketball game be played? __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

03-30-2003, 06:13 PM	#19
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I'm in. And of course, since we'll be having people from all over the country coming to play this game, it should be held in a central location... like Oklahoma City. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-30-2003, 03:19 PM	#5
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	lol...if only solving the world's problems could be that easy. Thanks for the laugh, Tarkus. We should never forget that real people are behind these (sometimes unintelligible to everyside) posts. Not sure that I'd classify myself as a peacenik or anti-war in the ways that we seem to be defining them around here lately, though. Still, my mad skillz would be breaking ankles from here to Baghdad.

03-30-2003, 03:20 PM	#7
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	dola... I'm guarding Fritz.

03-30-2003, 03:42 PM	#11
couriers	I suck at basketball but you can put me down as a warmonger.

03-30-2003, 03:44 PM	#12
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Er...just had a thought. If this becomes not just kind of a funny post, and turns into a list of "sides" or something, take my name off of it. I don't really have a side.

03-30-2003, 03:49 PM	#15
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Flag football and I'm in! 4.43 in the 40, 6-2. Heh

03-30-2003, 06:22 PM	#20
CAsterling High School JV Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Herndon, Va	I'll referee, I don't have a clue about the rules of basketball, but I'm neutral about the factions so you can probably get away with all sorts of illegal stuff.

03-30-2003, 06:27 PM	#21
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Can we use chemical weapons? __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

03-30-2003, 06:35 PM	#22
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I'm 20!

03-30-2003, 08:07 PM	#24
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	lol Fritz

03-30-2003, 09:29 PM	#27
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	I'll be the middle of the road guy that can find good points on both sides so everyone ends up hating him. In other words, I'll be the ref! __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

03-30-2003, 09:45 PM	#28
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	If we be ballin' throw me on the Warmonger team. They look like they could use some help on the boards. Oh and if it evolves into a football game, put me on the depth chart at either corner or nose guard, I somehow played both back in the HS days of playin football. But none of the flag shit, we go up to Canada or Alaska where we can find a good layer of snow on the ground, put some field markers down and beat the hell outta each other. Last edited by mckerney : 03-30-2003 at 09:55 PM.

03-30-2003, 10:23 PM	#31
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	Why do I hear the NFL Films guy in my head right now??? "On the frozen tundra of Lambeau field, pro and anti war sides matched off in an epic battle, a battle decided by football." __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

03-31-2003, 12:06 AM	#33
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I thought Fritz would want everyone to dress up like babies and wrestle in creamed corn. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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