Started watching Weeds....

korme · 07-07-2010, 01:50 PM

Really funny!

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Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 02:06 PM

Randy Johnson.

miked · 07-07-2010, 02:08 PM

Andy and Kevin Nealon's character are what made that show watchable for the first 3 seasons.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-07-2010, 02:08 PM

I've never watched "Weed", but I do believe 40+ years old Mary-Louise Parker is absolutely smoking (pun intended).

kcchief19 · 07-07-2010, 04:48 PM

Yes, that's very funny. Unfortunately it just ruined Randy Johnson for me.

dawgfan · 07-07-2010, 05:36 PM

Pretty entertaining show, but it's definitely evolved from the 1st season. I think I liked it better at the beginning, but I'll give them credit for not making light of the down side to growing and selling pot.

And yeah, Mary Louise Parker is smoking hot - really hard to believe she's in her 40's. She's aged phenomenally well...

Raiders Army · 07-07-2010, 05:38 PM

Not a bad show, and I'd agree with dawgfan that it was better in the beginning.

LEGENDARY!!!!

Anyhow, I don't like how Mary Louise Parker's nose moves when she talks. I think she's had work done.

dawgfan · 07-07-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Anyhow, I don't like how Mary Louise Parker's nose moves when she talks. I think she's had work done.

I'd be a little surprised if she hasn't had some work done, but if she has it's not grossly obvious.

And I doubt it has anything to do with her nose moving when she talks - I've seen this in quite a few women, and most of them have had no work done.

DaddyTorgo · 07-07-2010, 09:35 PM

i watched this whole show on FIOS this summer, and so far I've found it hilarious. Crazy funny.

korme · 07-16-2012, 12:27 PM

After being meh on the last 2 seasons of the show, I believe this season has given Weeds some new life again.

Also, love the new intro.

terpkristin · 07-17-2012, 07:17 PM

Ooooh good to know. I was going to re-watch seasons 1-4 and then start in on 5 and 6...

/tk

chinaski · 09-17-2012, 04:51 AM

Goodnight to one of the my all-time favorite shows. I didnt like the series finale that much, seemed rushed. Sad to see it go.

DaddyTorgo · 09-17-2012, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

Goodnight to one of the my all-time favorite shows. I didnt like the series finale that much, seemed rushed. Sad to see it go.

The whole last 2 seasons or so have been pretty blah. The finale was an absolute bore frankly.

korme · 09-17-2012, 12:29 PM

While it is a shell of it's former self, it was sad to see the series come to an end. It was a show that at the very least developed the family into it's very own. I cared about Nancy, Andy, Shane & Silas

DaddyTorgo · 09-17-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

While it is a shell of it's former self, it was sad to see the series come to an end. It was a show that at the very least developed the family into it's very own. I cared about Nancy, Andy, Shane & Silas

True.

07-07-2010, 02:06 PM	#2
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Randy Johnson. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 02:08 PM	#3
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Andy and Kevin Nealon's character are what made that show watchable for the first 3 seasons. __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

07-07-2010, 02:08 PM	#4
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	I've never watched "Weed", but I do believe 40+ years old Mary-Louise Parker is absolutely smoking (pun intended). __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

07-17-2012, 07:17 PM	#11
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Ooooh good to know. I was going to re-watch seasons 1-4 and then start in on 5 and 6... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-07-2010, 04:48 PM	#5
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Yes, that's very funny. Unfortunately it just ruined Randy Johnson for me.

07-07-2010, 05:36 PM	#6
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Pretty entertaining show, but it's definitely evolved from the 1st season. I think I liked it better at the beginning, but I'll give them credit for not making light of the down side to growing and selling pot. And yeah, Mary Louise Parker is smoking hot - really hard to believe she's in her 40's. She's aged phenomenally well...

07-07-2010, 05:38 PM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Not a bad show, and I'd agree with dawgfan that it was better in the beginning. LEGENDARY!!!! Anyhow, I don't like how Mary Louise Parker's nose moves when she talks. I think she's had work done.

07-07-2010, 09:35 PM	#9
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i watched this whole show on FIOS this summer, and so far I've found it hilarious. Crazy funny.

07-16-2012, 12:27 PM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	After being meh on the last 2 seasons of the show, I believe this season has given Weeds some new life again. Also, love the new intro.

09-17-2012, 04:51 AM	#12
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	Goodnight to one of the my all-time favorite shows. I didnt like the series finale that much, seemed rushed. Sad to see it go.

09-17-2012, 12:29 PM	#14
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	While it is a shell of it's former self, it was sad to see the series come to an end. It was a show that at the very least developed the family into it's very own. I cared about Nancy, Andy, Shane & Silas

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