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Old 10-17-2010, 10:24 AM   #1
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Lightsabers

Is there any other weapon in history or in science fiction that's better than the lightsaber?

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Old 10-17-2010, 10:27 AM   #2
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:08 AM   #3
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I've always been a big fan of the Orgazmorator.
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:19 AM   #4
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:41 AM   #5
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Well, the Death Star seemed pretty darn powerful. Ask the Alderaanians.
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:54 AM   #6
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The power to destroy a planet is insignificant.
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:57 AM   #7
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Smallpox in blankets is probably #1, then the lightsaber.
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:04 PM   #8
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The power to destroy a planet is insignificant.

...next to the power of the Force.
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:32 PM   #9
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:00 PM   #10
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:12 PM   #11
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Why isn't the U.S. army using lightsabers? I mean, I'm sure we could make those, technologically speaking.

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Old 10-17-2010, 11:22 PM   #13
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Old 10-18-2010, 06:26 PM   #14
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:09 PM   #15
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I've always been a big fan of the Orgazmorator.

But it'll do nothing against Neutered Man.....
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:11 PM   #16
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I'm sorry to report that lightsabers are not real, unlike the hoverboards from Back to the Future.
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:12 PM   #17
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I'll take a ZAT GUN!
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:38 PM   #18
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What about the Annihilator 2000.

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Old 10-18-2010, 10:04 PM   #19
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I'll take an M-16. Extremely confident I come out on top against a lightsaber.
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:37 PM   #20
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The most dangerous weapon in sci-fi is.......
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:28 PM   #21
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F@cking lightsabers how do they work.
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:02 AM   #22
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Better? No.

More feared?

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Old 10-20-2010, 09:07 AM   #23
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I do know that a lightsaber would, in fact, be the best weapon to have in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

The lack of any ammo immediately puts it above any gun.

It's very light and can effortlessly cut through just about anything, so you can keep swinging for hours. You don't have to worry about it getting caught on anything like a skull or bone or such.

Trap yourself in a room and need to get out? Easily done, just cut a hole through a wall.
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:24 AM   #24
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:49 AM   #25
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The most dangerous weapon in sci-fi is.......
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I thought man was the most dangerous game...
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