Return of Cocky and Funny

Izulde · 03-29-2011, 01:11 PM

Suicane75 · 03-29-2011, 01:13 PM

Problem #1, some crazy bitch thinks i'm reading all that.

Suicane75 · 03-29-2011, 01:18 PM

Oh snap, it's a dude. Oh well, problem #1 still stands.

Honolulu_Blue · 03-29-2011, 01:21 PM

I didn't read all of it, but I skimmed it. This is classic:

"The other day a lady complimented me on how good I looked (I’m not actually that good looking. It’s just that I was teasing her and the only response she would have known to feeling attraction is to be nice). What a wuss would have done is reciprocated the compliment by telling her something good about herself or he would have just said “thankyou” and let the situation fizzle down. I knew this was an opportunity to keep building her tension. I looked at her in a calm manner, said “Thank you. I always do.” and made my eyes trace down her body. I saw her shoes which were these strappy things with small heels. What I did was than told her she could at least wear better shoes to keep up with my standards, “Did you make those shoes this morning with strings and some bamboo?” She laughed, loved it, and I loved it. It was confident, appropriate, cocky, and funny."

You sound like a winner, Joshua Uebergang.

JediKooter · 03-29-2011, 01:26 PM

The whole thing read like an infomercial.

M GO BLUE!!! · 03-29-2011, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Oh snap, it's a dude. Oh well, problem #1 still stands.

Just being male does not preclude one from being a bitch. It just ups the ante.

(I wasn't reading all that crock of feces either...)

jeff061 · 03-29-2011, 02:47 PM

After I'm doing criticizing their shoes I like to take one off and beat them with it.

It's appropriate and they love it.

Suicane75 · 03-29-2011, 02:53 PM

Worked for Ike.

Karlifornia · 03-29-2011, 03:17 PM

So, what if the woman finds out you're trying wayyyy too hard? Then what?

MJ4H · 03-29-2011, 03:24 PM

If I acted like that I'd rather kill myself than do whatever with this random girl.

DanGarion · 03-29-2011, 03:43 PM

TL;DR.

JediKooter · 03-29-2011, 03:44 PM

I'm Rick James, bitch!

SteveMax58 · 03-29-2011, 03:59 PM

I think Sean Connery said it best.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean Connery

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman ... If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it.

Logan · 03-29-2011, 04:23 PM

Like Daniel Tosh better:

"'There's no excuse for domestic violence.'...It sounds like a challenge."

cartman · 03-29-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

If I acted like that I'd rather kill myself than do whatever with this random girl.

That exact method was how I bagged Alize.

MJ4H · 03-29-2011, 05:48 PM

No movement on my stance here.

MikeVic · 03-29-2011, 08:47 PM

MJ4H · 03-29-2011, 08:47 PM

Welp.

There's movement, but it's not in my stance.

Sun Tzu · 03-30-2011, 12:46 AM

For the record, there are three pages of entries on Urban Dictionary for the word "HornsManiac."

There are zero, however, for "rectal trout."

Mustang · 03-30-2011, 08:05 AM

"Buying her a meal not to impress her or to take her out, but because you are eating there in the first place regardless of her accepting your invitation."

Hi, would you like to go out for dinner? I usually order 2 plates so, feel free to help yourself to one.

SteveMax58 · 03-30-2011, 09:04 AM

My name is Lobo...I hunt alone.

sachmo71 · 03-30-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

"Buying her a meal not to impress her or to take her out, but because you are eating there in the first place regardless of her accepting your invitation."

Hi, would you like to go out for dinner? I usually order 2 plates so, feel free to help yourself to one.

shark move.

03-29-2011, 01:21 PM	#4
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	I didn't read all of it, but I skimmed it. This is classic: "The other day a lady complimented me on how good I looked (I’m not actually that good looking. It’s just that I was teasing her and the only response she would have known to feeling attraction is to be nice). What a wuss would have done is reciprocated the compliment by telling her something good about herself or he would have just said “thankyou” and let the situation fizzle down. I knew this was an opportunity to keep building her tension. I looked at her in a calm manner, said “Thank you. I always do.” and made my eyes trace down her body. I saw her shoes which were these strappy things with small heels. What I did was than told her she could at least wear better shoes to keep up with my standards, “Did you make those shoes this morning with strings and some bamboo?” She laughed, loved it, and I loved it. It was confident, appropriate, cocky, and funny." You sound like a winner, Joshua Uebergang. __________________ *Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). Last edited by Honolulu_Blue : 03-29-2011 at 01:21 PM.*

03-29-2011, 01:26 PM	#5
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	The whole thing read like an infomercial. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

03-29-2011, 02:47 PM	#7
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	After I'm doing criticizing their shoes I like to take one off and beat them with it. It's appropriate and they love it. __________________

03-29-2011, 03:17 PM	#9
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	So, what if the woman finds out you're trying wayyyy too hard? Then what? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-29-2011, 03:43 PM	#11
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	TL;DR. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

03-29-2011, 01:13 PM	#2
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Problem #1, some crazy bitch thinks i'm reading all that.

03-29-2011, 01:18 PM	#3
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Oh snap, it's a dude. Oh well, problem #1 still stands.

03-29-2011, 02:53 PM	#8
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Worked for Ike.

03-29-2011, 03:24 PM	#10
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	If I acted like that I'd rather kill myself than do whatever with this random girl.

03-29-2011, 03:44 PM	#12
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm Rick James, bitch! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

03-29-2011, 04:23 PM	#14
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Like Daniel Tosh better: "'There's no excuse for domestic violence.'...It sounds like a challenge."

03-29-2011, 05:48 PM	#16
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	No movement on my stance here.

03-29-2011, 08:47 PM	#17
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada

03-30-2011, 12:46 AM	#19
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	For the record, there are three pages of entries on Urban Dictionary for the word "HornsManiac." There are zero, however, for "rectal trout." __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 03-30-2011 at 12:47 AM.

03-30-2011, 08:05 AM	#20
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	"Buying her a meal not to impress her or to take her out, but because you are eating there in the first place regardless of her accepting your invitation." Hi, would you like to go out for dinner? I usually order 2 plates so, feel free to help yourself to one. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

03-30-2011, 09:04 AM	#21
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	My name is Lobo...I hunt alone.

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