The thread for those of us left behind in the May 21 Rapture

Drake · 05-20-2011, 11:54 PM

Please check in.

I so just got done stealing shit from my neighbor's house. There was no one there, so I'm assuming they were raptured...or in Indy. Either way, it's the Apocalypse, so everything is fair game.

molson · 05-20-2011, 11:56 PM

i still have my hopes up!!!! My dad was a Lutheran pastor and I had many a honest communion...I am hopeful this counts as a tiebreaker of some type.

Drake · 05-20-2011, 11:59 PM

Does anyone know what the official rapture position is on zombies? I'm wondering if I should break into the Wal-Mart to get some .30-.30 ammo. I appear to be running low.

I know, I know. Failure to prepare.

chrisj · 05-21-2011, 12:06 AM

This better go down. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll explain that e-mail I sent to the boss when I left work today.

Thomkal · 05-21-2011, 06:34 AM

Sorry guys I got raptured so I guess I won't be posting any more...

CrimsonFox · 05-21-2011, 06:35 AM

I'm up here in the clouds and it's GREAT! Hey! I can see my house from here!!!

Butter · 05-21-2011, 07:07 AM

The day's not over yet. I have a feeling this is a fantasy draft type situation, so people will be disappearing throughout the day...

Passacaglia · 05-21-2011, 07:20 AM

How many Gods are drafting?

Dutch · 05-21-2011, 07:22 AM

I'm still here but my PS3 just left for a better world with 3 beeps and a red blinking light? WTF?

MacroGuru · 05-21-2011, 07:31 AM

Still here...but I thought it was supposed to happen at 6pm in my time zone? Or did I miss the memo? Which must be saying something.....

ColtCrazy · 05-21-2011, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

How many Gods are drafting?

Zeus is on the clock...

Lathum · 05-21-2011, 08:05 AM

I would feel a lot better about this whole thing if Groundhog checked in...

Apathetic Lurker · 05-21-2011, 08:25 AM

Oh fuck..The kid and wife dissapeared...Oh wait..thats good news. My Vodka will be safe from now.....

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Zeus is on the clock...

I loved him in "No Holds Barred"

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 08:36 AM

I want a T-shirt that says "I lived through the rapture and all I got was this stupid T-shirt"

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-21-2011, 08:55 AM

My bride/groom getting married at the winery today are supposed to get married at the exact time of rapture (6:00 PM). Hopefully they get to the kiss before the world ends.

mckerney · 05-21-2011, 08:55 AM

DanGarion · 05-21-2011, 09:51 AM

What are you talking about left behind, we are the ones that got taken away!!!!!

sabotai · 05-21-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

My bride/groom getting married at the winery today are supposed to get married at the exact time of rapture (6:00 PM). Hopefully they get to the kiss before the world ends.

My sister is getting married today. Hopefully the bar is open for a few hours before the world ends.

ColtCrazy · 05-21-2011, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I want a T-shirt that says "I lived through the rapture and all I got was this stupid T-shirt"

Eaglesfan27 · 05-21-2011, 10:08 AM

I have friends who are still waiting for the rapture tonight.. I think I need some more intelligent friends.

Edit: Oh, is it supposed to be by time zone?

duckman · 05-21-2011, 10:12 AM

I thought this was all going down at 6pm Pacific Time?

sabotai · 05-21-2011, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

I thought this was all going down at 6pm Pacific Time?

Oh good, I should be thoroughly liquored up by then.

Lathum · 05-21-2011, 10:15 AM

My understanding is there is supposed to be a rolling earthquake that hits 6 PM local time. At least I'll have enough heads up to fill up my bathtub.

sabotai · 05-21-2011, 10:18 AM

You know, this comes at a great time for me. Now I don't have to find a dumping site for the two dead hookers in my trunk.

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 10:28 AM

Is this like baseball, where it "starts" at 6pm, but the first rapture isn't actually until 6:10?

ColtCrazy · 05-21-2011, 10:30 AM

My twin boys' 2nd birthday is today. There's a 30% chance of rain later today. What a story to share someday. Well, first it rained on your birthday, then there was the rapture which left me alone to clean up...

RomaGoth · 05-21-2011, 10:45 AM

I guess buying that new box of diapers for my kids wasn't necessary after all. Wait, is this rapture thingy mountain time or eastern time? I get so confused with the start times in tv guide......

Kodos · 05-21-2011, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Is this like baseball, where it "starts" at 6pm, but the first rapture isn't actually until 6:10?

I just hope that Christina Aguilera doesn't sing the pre-Rapture national anthem. Or do you think it'd be a hymn?

Julio Riddols · 05-21-2011, 11:40 AM

Based on the numerology that follows, you all should quit with the jokes.

Today is May 21. There are 24 hours in a day. 21x24= 504. Divide that by 3 for the number of cheeseburgers I wish I had in front of me right now and you get 168. 1+6+8= 15, the title of a hit song by Taylor Swift.. BUT Everyones favorite antichrist, Marilyn Manson also has a song titled 15. Figures the devil would play some trick like this to keep us from noticing.. Now, if you take 15 and multiply that by 13, the number of letters in the name Marilyn Manson, you get 195. 195 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers, which is the same as the number of apostles left before Jesus' resurrection after Judas committed suicide. OMFGWTF.

saldana · 05-21-2011, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Based on the numerology that follows, you all should quit with the jokes.

Today is May 21. There are 24 hours in a day. 21x24= 504. Divide that by 3 for the number of cheeseburgers I wish I had in front of me right now and you get 168. 1+6+8= 15, the title of a hit song by Taylor Swift.. BUT Everyones favorite antichrist, Marilyn Manson also has a song titled 15. Figures the devil would play some trick like this to keep us from noticing.. Now, if you take 15 and multiply that by 13, the number of letters in the name Marilyn Manson, you get 195. 195 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers, which is the same as the number of apostles left before Jesus' resurrection after Judas committed suicide. OMFGWTF.

this is post of the year material right here.

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Based on the numerology that follows, you all should quit with the jokes.

Today is May 21. There are 24 hours in a day. 21x24= 504. Divide that by 3 for the number of cheeseburgers I wish I had in front of me right now and you get 168. 1+6+8= 15, the title of a hit song by Taylor Swift.. BUT Everyones favorite antichrist, Marilyn Manson also has a song titled 15. Figures the devil would play some trick like this to keep us from noticing.. Now, if you take 15 and multiply that by 13, the number of letters in the name Marilyn Manson, you get 195. 195 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers, which is the same as the number of apostles left before Jesus' resurrection after Judas committed suicide. OMFGWTF.

Clutch.

Rizon · 05-21-2011, 12:22 PM

I was looking forward to less traffic on my Monday morning commute. Damn.

mckerney · 05-21-2011, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Zeus is on the clock...

He is picking later than Zeus but I still say Odin is the favorite to come out of the draft the winner.

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 12:28 PM

I haven't seen Pumpy around today. Odds that he's already shooting pool with Hendrix and Payton?

JAG · 05-21-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckerney

He is picking later than Zeus but I still say Odin is the favorite to come out of the draft the winner.

Odin had one eye and used a spear, that would likely be Thor in the picture. Otherwise, good one.

[/Norse hat]

mckerney · 05-21-2011, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAG

Odin had one eye and used a spear, that would likely be Thor in the picture. Otherwise, good one.

[/Norse hat]

Fine.

CrimsonFox · 05-21-2011, 12:56 PM

*clapclapclap*

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-21-2011, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

You know, this comes at a great time for me. Now I don't have to find a dumping site for the two dead hookers in my trunk.

Just in case, I hear Long Island is good for this sort of thing.

Karlifornia · 05-21-2011, 02:26 PM

I can't wait for this shit to end, so people can ease up on the recycled jokes.

GrantDawg · 05-21-2011, 02:56 PM

When this doesn't happen today, wait for the crazy from those who believed it to be turn up to 11.

Passacaglia · 05-21-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I can't wait for this shit to end, so people can ease up on the recycled jokes.

Agreed -- it's really surprising how much play this has received. Newsflash: people believe weird shit.

rowech · 05-21-2011, 03:34 PM

And it begins...

Volcano erupts in Iceland, spurs 50 quakes - World news - Europe - msnbc.com

stevew · 05-21-2011, 05:36 PM

Roll Call

Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 05:41 PM

"Aparently Jesus hates Bjork"

Awesome comment on that site.

Passacaglia · 05-21-2011, 05:41 PM

Kaiser!

Dutch · 05-21-2011, 05:43 PM

I'm giving the guy responsible for this going viral the benefit of the doubt and not talking mad shit until 9PM Eastern time...just in case.

CrimsonFox · 05-21-2011, 06:35 PM

(also ripped from facebook...)

...and it came to pass that Randy Savage prevented the Second Coming...

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Sun Tzu · 05-21-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

I'm giving the guy responsible for this going viral the benefit of the doubt and not talking mad shit until 9PM Eastern time...just in case.

I say screw him. I'm Jewish, so I'm already fucked.

I wonder if the sales of canned goods and ammunition spiked today...

stevew · 05-21-2011, 07:31 PM

Camping needs to go to the top of the punch in the face list.

05-21-2011, 12:06 AM	#4
chrisj H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta (but still wishing I was in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada)	This better go down. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll explain that e-mail I sent to the boss when I left work today. __________________ Canadian Baseball League - an OOTP online league

05-21-2011, 07:07 AM	#7
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	The day's not over yet. I have a feeling this is a fantasy draft type situation, so people will be disappearing throughout the day... __________________ My listening habits

05-21-2011, 07:31 AM	#10
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Still here...but I thought it was supposed to happen at 6pm in my time zone? Or did I miss the memo? Which must be saying something..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

05-21-2011, 08:25 AM	#13
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	Oh fuck..The kid and wife dissapeared...Oh wait..thats good news. My Vodka will be safe from now..... Last edited by Apathetic Lurker : 05-21-2011 at 08:25 AM.

05-21-2011, 08:36 AM	#15
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I want a T-shirt that says "I lived through the rapture and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 05-21-2011 at 08:37 AM.

05-20-2011, 11:56 PM	#2
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	i still have my hopes up!!!! My dad was a Lutheran pastor and I had many a honest communion...I am hopeful this counts as a tiebreaker of some type.

05-20-2011, 11:59 PM	#3
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Does anyone know what the official rapture position is on zombies? I'm wondering if I should break into the Wal-Mart to get some .30-.30 ammo. I appear to be running low. I know, I know. Failure to prepare.

05-21-2011, 06:34 AM	#5
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	Sorry guys I got raptured so I guess I won't be posting any more...

05-21-2011, 06:35 AM	#6
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	I'm up here in the clouds and it's GREAT! Hey! I can see my house from here!!!

05-21-2011, 07:20 AM	#8
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	How many Gods are drafting?

05-21-2011, 07:22 AM	#9
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I'm still here but my PS3 just left for a better world with 3 beeps and a red blinking light? WTF?

05-21-2011, 08:05 AM	#12
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I would feel a lot better about this whole thing if Groundhog checked in...

05-21-2011, 08:55 AM	#16
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	My bride/groom getting married at the winery today are supposed to get married at the exact time of rapture (6:00 PM). Hopefully they get to the kiss before the world ends.

05-21-2011, 08:55 AM	#17
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

05-21-2011, 09:51 AM	#18
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	What are you talking about left behind, we are the ones that got taken away!!!!! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

05-21-2011, 10:08 AM	#21
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I have friends who are still waiting for the rapture tonight.. I think I need some more intelligent friends. Edit: Oh, is it supposed to be by time zone? __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 05-21-2011 at 10:09 AM.

05-21-2011, 10:15 AM	#24
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	My understanding is there is supposed to be a rolling earthquake that hits 6 PM local time. At least I'll have enough heads up to fill up my bathtub.

05-21-2011, 10:18 AM	#25
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	You know, this comes at a great time for me. Now I don't have to find a dumping site for the two dead hookers in my trunk.

05-21-2011, 10:28 AM	#26
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Is this like baseball, where it "starts" at 6pm, but the first rapture isn't actually until 6:10? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

05-21-2011, 10:30 AM	#27
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	My twin boys' 2nd birthday is today. There's a 30% chance of rain later today. What a story to share someday. Well, first it rained on your birthday, then there was the rapture which left me alone to clean up... __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

05-21-2011, 11:40 AM	#30
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Based on the numerology that follows, you all should quit with the jokes. Today is May 21. There are 24 hours in a day. 21x24= 504. Divide that by 3 for the number of cheeseburgers I wish I had in front of me right now and you get 168. 1+6+8= 15, the title of a hit song by Taylor Swift.. BUT Everyones favorite antichrist, Marilyn Manson also has a song titled 15. Figures the devil would play some trick like this to keep us from noticing.. Now, if you take 15 and multiply that by 13, the number of letters in the name Marilyn Manson, you get 195. 195 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers, which is the same as the number of apostles left before Jesus' resurrection after Judas committed suicide. OMFGWTF. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

05-21-2011, 12:28 PM	#35
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I haven't seen Pumpy around today. Odds that he's already shooting pool with Hendrix and Payton? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

05-21-2011, 12:56 PM	#38
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	clapclapclap

05-21-2011, 02:26 PM	#40
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I can't wait for this shit to end, so people can ease up on the recycled jokes. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-21-2011, 02:56 PM	#41
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	When this doesn't happen today, wait for the crazy from those who believed it to be turn up to 11.

05-21-2011, 03:34 PM	#43
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	And it begins... Volcano erupts in Iceland, spurs 50 quakes - World news - Europe - msnbc.com

05-21-2011, 05:36 PM	#44
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Roll Call

05-21-2011, 05:41 PM	#45
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	"Aparently Jesus hates Bjork" Awesome comment on that site. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

05-21-2011, 05:43 PM	#47
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I'm giving the guy responsible for this going viral the benefit of the doubt and not talking mad shit until 9PM Eastern time...just in case.

05-21-2011, 06:35 PM	#48
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	(also ripped from facebook...) ...and it came to pass that Randy Savage prevented the Second Coming... 242053_10150252958544468_639609467_8769012_6448934_o.jpg

05-21-2011, 07:31 PM	#50
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Camping needs to go to the top of the punch in the face list.

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