Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 57: Christina Hendricks

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 11:55 AM

Most of you know her from her huge tracks of land and Mad Men. How will this ginger do in the celebrity battle of who's hot and who's not?

spleen1015 · 10-06-2011, 11:57 AM

Fucking shit is right buddy. HOT!

tyketime · 10-06-2011, 11:58 AM

If you can look past the obvious... and it takes most of my super powers to do that - I think she's just average. It will be interesting to see how many are blinded by the lights...

Easy Mac · 10-06-2011, 11:59 AM

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 11:59 AM

Think she is generally attractive and has a banging body, but I voted no on a hotness scale

cubboyroy1826 · 10-06-2011, 12:00 PM

Just call me blinded by the twins.

spleen1015 · 10-06-2011, 12:00 PM

BTW, can Poppy Montgomery be added to the waiting list?

tyketime · 10-06-2011, 12:02 PM

Here's the evidence:

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 12:03 PM

Oh and I think she looks better without the red lipstick and her hair shorter than longer

tyketime · 10-06-2011, 12:03 PM

And now to make it fair...

tyketime · 10-06-2011, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

I did that for you Mac - see the evidence I posted above

Logan · 10-06-2011, 12:05 PM

From the neck up, is she a 10? No. But she's hot.

spleen1015 · 10-06-2011, 12:06 PM

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015

BTW, can Poppy Montgomery be added to the waiting list?

Sure can!

sabotai · 10-06-2011, 12:09 PM

Ahhh, Saffron....

Schmidty · 10-06-2011, 12:10 PM

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 12:10 PM

And once again nominations for upcoming CHoN can be made in this thread or via PM. I think I will allow revotes on old HoN if it has been more than 5 years. So I added years to when the old votes were conducted. Unless someone has a better suggestion.

I'm going to keep the spreadsheet with the old votes for now.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think

Schmidty · 10-06-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think

I take it back.

But you still have no penis sir.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 12:20 PM

I can see why people like her, but I don't give a +2 on the rating scale based on hair color alone

She reminds me of Judy Greer with a rack

spleen1015 · 10-06-2011, 12:22 PM

Judy Greer looks like the Sloth from the Ice Age movies.

Christina Hendricks looks like fun!

korme · 10-06-2011, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

This. No one hates on Natalie Portman even though most of you guys are more stacked than she is

korme · 10-06-2011, 12:50 PM

My top 3 nominations for the future:
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
Zooey Deschanel
Alice Eve

Radii · 10-06-2011, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

Yup. Agreed.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

This. No one hates on Natalie Portman even though most of you guys are more stacked than she is

I dont think I give a bump to a girl based on how stacked she is.

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 01:02 PM

I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the face is where it's at, IMO. Regardless I like Mrs. Hendricks.

JeeberD · 10-06-2011, 01:02 PM

This one is tough. I LOVE redheads, and I LOVED her on FireFly (and I LOVE boobs)...but I don't think she's aged all that gracefully.

I think I may have to go with not.

Chief Rum · 10-06-2011, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

Machete

MizzouRah · 10-06-2011, 01:07 PM

All I see are boobs.

korme · 10-06-2011, 01:37 PM

Those aren't just boobs. Those things are the kind where you probably leave the bra on in the sack, yet they still look great that way.

ISiddiqui · 10-06-2011, 01:59 PM

How is "not" possible? Some of you need to watch a lot of "Mad Men"!

Pumpy Tudors · 10-06-2011, 02:04 PM

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.

spleen1015 · 10-06-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.

Shut. Your. Mouth.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-06-2011, 02:06 PM

A fat Kathy Griffin with fat ankles.

SteveMax58 · 10-06-2011, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

Yep...its like a total compensation package.

Its not all about salary, or all about the benefits...its about all of it combined. And combined...well, the boobs help.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-06-2011, 02:06 PM

Sorry, I MIGHT be thinking of Lily Allen.

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.

If that's what it takes for you to vote hot, vote away!

Suicane75 · 10-06-2011, 02:08 PM

I would do it to her until my penis chafed down to nothing and/or my heart exploded.

I cannot comprehend a no vote. I cannot fathom the mind of the man who says "not hot" to her.

When I look at her I am a little boy staring up at his first ferris wheel.

If heaven exists, all the angels must surely look like her.

larrymcg421 · 10-06-2011, 02:09 PM

50 man cards need to be forfeited.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 02:17 PM

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-06-2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE SHE IS MS. INTERNET 2011 SO YOU HAVE TO THINK SHE IS THE HOTTEST EVERRRRRRRRR

ALSO BREASTS

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

I could think of a lot more to do on her rack...

MIJB#19 · 10-06-2011, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think

... and on Megan Fox too.

DanGarion · 10-06-2011, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

... and on Megan Fox too.

I'd vote no on Megan Fox again.

Swaggs · 10-06-2011, 02:53 PM

I thought this one would be close to 100%.

Pretty surprised here.

Suicane75 · 10-06-2011, 03:02 PM

If I could harvest the sweat from her butt I would bottle it and drink it like the finest champagne.

I would bathe in the aroma of her dirty underboob.

I am not saying nobody should not find her attractive, i'm just saying that I don't understand it. Like Algebra.

MIJB#19 · 10-06-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I'd vote no on Megan Fox again.

Point being that every 'sure thing 100%' seems to draw a dozen, or two, who notted the celeb at subject.

MrBug708 · 10-06-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

My top 3 nominations for the future:
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
Zooey Deschanel
Alice Eve

Yes
Torn
Yes

Pumpy Tudors · 10-06-2011, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

If I could harvest the sweat from her butt I would bottle it and drink it like the finest champagne.

I would bathe in the aroma of her dirty underboob.

I am not saying nobody should not find her attractive, i'm just saying that I don't understand it. Like Algebra.

haha you are attracted to kathy griffin

MJ4H · 10-06-2011, 03:23 PM

View Poll Results: Christina Hendricks Hot or Not?
Hot	101	64.33%
Not	56	35.67%
Voters: 157. You may not vote on this poll

10-06-2011, 12:10 PM	#16
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

10-06-2011, 12:10 PM	#17
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	And once again nominations for upcoming CHoN can be made in this thread or via PM. I think I will allow revotes on old HoN if it has been more than 5 years. So I added years to when the old votes were conducted. Unless someone has a better suggestion. I'm going to keep the spreadsheet with the old votes for now. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

10-06-2011, 12:20 PM	#20
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I can see why people like her, but I don't give a +2 on the rating scale based on hair color alone She reminds me of Judy Greer with a rack Last edited by MrBug708 : 10-06-2011 at 12:21 PM.

10-06-2011, 01:02 PM	#26
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the face is where it's at, IMO. Regardless I like Mrs. Hendricks. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

10-06-2011, 11:57 AM	#2
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Fucking shit is right buddy. HOT!

10-06-2011, 11:58 AM	#3
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	If you can look past the obvious... and it takes most of my super powers to do that - I think she's just average. It will be interesting to see how many are blinded by the lights...

10-06-2011, 11:59 AM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

10-06-2011, 12:00 PM	#6
cubboyroy1826 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2002	Just call me blinded by the twins.

10-06-2011, 12:03 PM	#9
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Oh and I think she looks better without the red lipstick and her hair shorter than longer

10-06-2011, 12:05 PM	#12
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	From the neck up, is she a 10? No. But she's hot.

10-06-2011, 12:06 PM	#13
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

10-06-2011, 12:22 PM	#21
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Judy Greer looks like the Sloth from the Ice Age movies. Christina Hendricks looks like fun!

10-06-2011, 12:50 PM	#23
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	My top 3 nominations for the future: Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage) Zooey Deschanel Alice Eve

10-06-2011, 01:02 PM	#27
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This one is tough. I LOVE redheads, and I LOVED her on FireFly (and I LOVE boobs)...but I don't think she's aged all that gracefully. I think I may have to go with not. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-06-2011, 01:07 PM	#29
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	All I see are boobs.

10-06-2011, 01:37 PM	#30
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Those aren't just boobs. Those things are the kind where you probably leave the bra on in the sack, yet they still look great that way.

10-06-2011, 01:59 PM	#31
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	How is "not" possible? Some of you need to watch a lot of "Mad Men"! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

10-06-2011, 02:04 PM	#32
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think she looks like Kathy Griffin. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-06-2011, 02:06 PM	#34
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	A fat Kathy Griffin with fat ankles. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-06-2011, 02:08 PM	#38
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I would do it to her until my penis chafed down to nothing and/or my heart exploded. I cannot comprehend a no vote. I cannot fathom the mind of the man who says "not hot" to her. When I look at her I am a little boy staring up at his first ferris wheel. If heaven exists, all the angels must surely look like her.

10-06-2011, 02:09 PM	#39
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	50 man cards need to be forfeited. __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner Last edited by larrymcg421 : 10-10-2011 at 11:50 PM.

10-06-2011, 02:17 PM	#40
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

10-06-2011, 02:53 PM	#45
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I thought this one would be close to 100%. Pretty surprised here. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

10-06-2011, 03:02 PM	#46
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	If I could harvest the sweat from her butt I would bottle it and drink it like the finest champagne. I would bathe in the aroma of her dirty underboob. I am not saying nobody should not find her attractive, i'm just saying that I don't understand it. Like Algebra.

10-06-2011, 03:23 PM	#50
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	ldo

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