So how about these kids knocking shit over in stores for fun?

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 01:02 PM

I know it filled me with enough rage to start a thread here.. People need to start being parents and making their kids fear them, or at the very least respect them enough not to do this:

I've never wondered before whether there was such thing as justifiable assault.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 01:06 PM

Kids like that need to be purged from Earth.

Subby · 12-21-2011, 01:09 PM

{Eagerly awaiting JiMGa's reaction...}

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 01:24 PM

So there's videos now of a&#hole kids. I think we all knew plenty of A&@hole kids when we were kids too. They were just less likely to get in trouble, since they didn't take videos of themselves.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 01:36 PM

I don't know.. I never even thought about doing something this asinine. Any retarded shit we did as kids was only going to hurt us if it hurt anyone, and it damn sure wasn't going to include criminal activity. My parents thankfully taught me to respect the fact that there would be consequences for my actions.

Drake · 12-21-2011, 01:40 PM

The only thing that would have made that video better would have been an overlay of that annoying "I want to be a millionaire" song.

Draft Dodger · 12-21-2011, 01:44 PM

losers

Warhammer · 12-21-2011, 01:47 PM

These kids need to get their ass whooped.

BYU 14 · 12-21-2011, 01:51 PM

I would totally love to have one of these fuckers skateboard by me so I could clothesline them..........Of course doing so would get me sued by their delusional "My kid could not possibly be at fault" parents and ruin my life.

Subby · 12-21-2011, 02:01 PM

Where is John Pike when you REALLY need him?

cartman · 12-21-2011, 02:04 PM

Viddy horrorshow, my droogs.

heybrad · 12-21-2011, 02:04 PM

I'm just posting in here to tag this so that when it gets bumped a couple weeks from now when we hear they've been arrested, I'll be sure not to miss it.

Noop · 12-21-2011, 02:21 PM

Heh. Stupid kids. Funny thing is if one of them would have gotten hurt they would have sued the store and likely won.

Matthean · 12-21-2011, 02:22 PM

They should have been sent to the office/break room and cops been notified.

DanGarion · 12-21-2011, 02:28 PM

Taking "Jack Ass" to the next level. What do you expect it is just the next belligerent thing kids are doing to one up things they have seen "professionals" do.

sabotai · 12-21-2011, 02:28 PM

The description of the video says it was originally posted by someone named David Sylvestry. So I googled his name it gave me this twitter account: Twitter

Looks like a real winner...

I also found a few news stories about it

Florida Teens Vandalize Local Businesses, Leave Easy Trail for Police
Teens trash stores, post video online

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 12-21-2011, 02:31 PM

Link

Unsurprisingly, they knew who the ringleader is. His Facebook page has been deleted, as if he thinks that will help.

Dutch · 12-21-2011, 02:38 PM

The beautiful part of all this is the more they share it with others, the more people they have to keep happy (so they don't decide to tell the cops)...and I just don't think that'll be possible in the long run.

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Viddy horrorshow, my droogs.

Winner!

PackerFanatic · 12-21-2011, 03:19 PM

I could only imagine my wife's reaction if she saw one of these kids in a store. She would go ballistic (and it would be awesome to see)

Logan · 12-21-2011, 03:40 PM

This is like the JV version of a big local story of kids down in Wall, NJ filming themselves (and laughing like hyenas while) beating the shit out of a homeless guy.

EagleFan · 12-21-2011, 04:06 PM

Not even going to comment, if I start typing it I will just get pissed and no need for that right about now.

But I will say that if they were to vanish and never be heard from again it would only make the world a better place.

sovereignstar v2 · 12-21-2011, 04:26 PM

yeah, what's up with rapists and murderers too? fuck that shit.

BYU 14 · 12-21-2011, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

The description of the video says it was originally posted by someone named David Sylvestry. So I googled his name it gave me this twitter account: Twitter

Looks like a real winner...

I also found a few news stories about it

Florida Teens Vandalize Local Businesses, Leave Easy Trail for Police
Teens trash stores, post video online

Anyone else find it a little odd that the article edited fuckin up supermarkets in the story, but left it unedited in the youtube link and FB capture. I imagine this is not a mainstream publication, but still amusing.

Toddzilla · 12-21-2011, 05:56 PM

One of the kids has been picked up by the police, and as usual in these cases, punk teens don't exactly keep their mouths shut, so expect the rest of the gang to be rounded up quick.

judicial clerk · 12-21-2011, 06:05 PM

I bet teens in Singapore don't pull this shit.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

One of the kids has been picked up by the police, and as usual in these cases, punk teens don't exactly keep their mouths shut, so expect the rest of the gang to be rounded up quick.

Something positive happening in Florida. Nice.

RainMaker · 12-21-2011, 06:23 PM

Not sure if this happens mroe now or not. I remember as a kid there were some high school kids who got drunk and went around smashing mailboxes and vandalizing things. They broke into a guys garage in the middle of the night and the guy came out. He was an ex-marine and beat the ever living shit out of one of the kids.

I remember it because the kids were on the local high school baseball team and the parents didn't want them to get kicked off. So they went with the kids to the home of each house they vandalized and made the kids apologize. And one of the kids had his jaw wired shut and was pretty fucked up.

edit: Kids do seem to be dumber though. "Lets post this under my name on the internet!".

molson · 12-21-2011, 06:23 PM

They'll probably be required to do some kind of community service and then they'll try to somehow ruin whatever organization they're supposed to help with their hilarious antics.

molson · 12-21-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Not sure if this happens mroe now or not. I remember as a kid there were some high school kids who got drunk and went around smashing mailboxes and vandalizing things. They broke into a guys garage in the middle of the night and the guy came out. He was an ex-marine and beat the ever living shit out of one of the kids.

I remember it because the kids were on the local high school baseball team and the parents didn't want them to get kicked off. So they went with the kids to the home of each house they vandalized and made the kids apologize. And one of the kids had his jaw wired shut and was pretty fucked up.

edit: Kids do seem to be dumber though. "Lets post this under my name on the internet!".

I think the parts about the vandalism and the stupid kids hasn't changed much (they just had fewer outlets for their stupidity back then), but the part about not getting their ass kicked is relatively new.

And I'm not somebody who thinks kids generally need to be beat up to learn a lesson. But some kids....maybe they do.

SackAttack · 12-21-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

edit: Kids do seem to be dumber though. "Lets post this under my name on the internet!".

They're not any dumber.

They have greater and more immediate outlets for their stupidity.

Instead of fucking up for the whole neighborhood or the whole town to see, they can fuck up for the whole world to see.

The fundamental lack of impulse control is the same. "Hey, guys, watch this!" Same as it ever was.

corbes · 12-21-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Viddy horrorshow, my droogs.

+1

Senator · 12-21-2011, 07:32 PM

this could very well be the golden age of tomfoolery.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-21-2011, 07:38 PM

we used to play mailbox baseball, knock over trashcans and were generally just assholes as kids.

i don't think this was in our wheelhouse but i'm glad we didn't have video cameras back then.

Danny · 12-21-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

we used to play mailbox baseball, knock over trashcans and were generally just assholes as kids.

i don't think this was in our wheelhouse but i'm glad we didn't have video cameras back then.

Yeah, I never understood this. I never purposely messed with, broke, damaged or even disrespected others property when I was a kid.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

this could very well be the golden age of tomfoolery.

I always think of tomfoolery as a bizarro version of Chuck Woolery.

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Yeah, I never understood this. I never purposely messed with, broke, damaged or even disrespected others property when I was a kid.

I didn't really, but sometimes as I'm driving along I can feel the draw to cracking some of those mailboxes with a bat. It seems like it would be fun.

Bigsmooth · 12-21-2011, 11:48 PM

Send these kids to Second Mile. Yeah.

CrimsonFox · 12-22-2011, 01:05 AM

I think they've been watching too much of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H9CuGHXVtU

johnnyshaka · 12-22-2011, 10:12 AM

A couple of punks kicked in the inflatable Santa on my front lawn last week. I heard an odd sound outside as I was getting my kids ready for bed and by the time I got to the front door to see what was going on I saw two teenagers running down the street. It took me a few minutes to realize what they had done to Santa and by that time they were gone. I was also home alone with the kids so running after them really wasn't an option.

Glengoyne · 12-22-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

we used to play mailbox baseball, knock over trashcans and were generally just assholes as kids.

...

At our old home, well out in the country, we went through a number of mail boxes. Then I talked to my father in-law, the welder and fabricator of many things metal. He shaped a 3/8" steel plate to fit the exact interior dimensions of our mail box.

It stood the test of time, and the exterior did receive a couple of small dents where someone attempted to get to it with a bat.

I just really hope they were driving by when they swung at it, cause MAN that would sting.

Toddzilla · 12-22-2011, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

I always think of tomfoolery as a bizarro version of Chuck Woolery.

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery

Swaggs · 12-22-2011, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

At our old home, well out in the country, we went through a number of mail boxes. Then I talked to my father in-law, the welder and fabricator of many things metal. He shaped a 3/8" steel plate to fit the exact interior dimensions of our mail box.

It stood the test of time, and the exterior did receive a couple of small dents where someone attempted to get to it with a bat.

I just really hope they were driving by when they swung at it, cause MAN that would sting.

I always thought it would be cool if you could figure out a way to somehow rubberize your mailbox, so that a bat swing from a car would bounce back and potentially break the rear window.

sterlingice · 12-22-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

At our old home, well out in the country, we went through a number of mail boxes. Then I talked to my father in-law, the welder and fabricator of many things metal. He shaped a 3/8" steel plate to fit the exact interior dimensions of our mail box.

It stood the test of time, and the exterior did receive a couple of small dents where someone attempted to get to it with a bat.

I just really hope they were driving by when they swung at it, cause MAN that would sting.

I seem to remember a friend talking about how his dad, after enough of this, went to a concrete reinforced base for their mailbox

SI

BillJasper · 12-22-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

I always thought it would be cool if you could figure out a way to somehow rubberize your mailbox, so that a bat swing from a car would bounce back and potentially break the rear window.

In this day and age you'd end up getting sued for damaging their car and any injuries they sustained.

RomaGoth · 12-22-2011, 02:36 PM

What I don't understand is why everyone is referring to these guys as kids. Seconds into the video I was wondering why a fucking 35 year old was riding a skateboard in a store.

cartman · 12-22-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

I always thought it would be cool if you could figure out a way to somehow rubberize your mailbox, so that a bat swing from a car would bounce back and potentially break the rear window.

A buddy of mine hit a fiberglass mailbox with a bat back in high school and it bounced back and split his head open.

Julio Riddols · 12-22-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery

Now these kids I like.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-22-2011, 03:50 PM

I hope nothing happens to these kids for about 15 years. Then, all of a sudden, someone will go up to them and light them on fire. And laugh. Hard.

I might be completely serious.

BYU 14 · 12-22-2011, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I hope nothing happens to these kids for about 15 years. Then, all of a sudden, someone will go up to them and light them on fire. And laugh. Hard.

I might be completely serious.

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Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	So there's videos now of a&#hole kids. I think we all knew plenty of A&@hole kids when we were kids too. They were just less likely to get in trouble, since they didn't take videos of themselves.

12-21-2011, 01:40 PM	#6
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	The only thing that would have made that video better would have been an overlay of that annoying "I want to be a millionaire" song.

12-21-2011, 01:47 PM	#8
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heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I'm just posting in here to tag this so that when it gets bumped a couple weeks from now when we hear they've been arrested, I'll be sure not to miss it.

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12-21-2011, 02:28 PM	#16
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	The description of the video says it was originally posted by someone named David Sylvestry. So I googled his name it gave me this twitter account: Twitter Looks like a real winner... I also found a few news stories about it Florida Teens Vandalize Local Businesses, Leave Easy Trail for Police Teens trash stores, post video online

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Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	The beautiful part of all this is the more they share it with others, the more people they have to keep happy (so they don't decide to tell the cops)...and I just don't think that'll be possible in the long run. Last edited by Dutch : 12-21-2011 at 02:39 PM.

12-21-2011, 03:19 PM	#20
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12-21-2011, 03:40 PM	#21
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	This is like the JV version of a big local story of kids down in Wall, NJ filming themselves (and laughing like hyenas while) beating the shit out of a homeless guy.

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sovereignstar v2 hates iowa Join Date: Oct 2010	yeah, what's up with rapists and murderers too? fuck that shit.

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Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	One of the kids has been picked up by the police, and as usual in these cases, punk teens don't exactly keep their mouths shut, so expect the rest of the gang to be rounded up quick.

12-21-2011, 06:05 PM	#26
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	I bet teens in Singapore don't pull this shit.

12-21-2011, 06:23 PM	#28
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Not sure if this happens mroe now or not. I remember as a kid there were some high school kids who got drunk and went around smashing mailboxes and vandalizing things. They broke into a guys garage in the middle of the night and the guy came out. He was an ex-marine and beat the ever living shit out of one of the kids. I remember it because the kids were on the local high school baseball team and the parents didn't want them to get kicked off. So they went with the kids to the home of each house they vandalized and made the kids apologize. And one of the kids had his jaw wired shut and was pretty fucked up. edit: Kids do seem to be dumber though. "Lets post this under my name on the internet!". Last edited by RainMaker : 12-21-2011 at 06:24 PM.

12-21-2011, 06:23 PM	#29
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NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	we used to play mailbox baseball, knock over trashcans and were generally just assholes as kids. i don't think this was in our wheelhouse but i'm glad we didn't have video cameras back then.

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Bigsmooth College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2006	Send these kids to Second Mile. Yeah.

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CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	I think they've been watching too much of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H9CuGHXVtU

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