Hot or Not Commissioners: Try a Communist!

Bisbo · 05-09-2012, 04:48 PM

I nominate Ms. Camila Villejo, the "most beautiful communist in the world" for a shot at hotness:

51 Images Of The Most Beautiful Communist In The World

jeff061 · 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM

dibs.

BillJasper · 05-09-2012, 04:52 PM

Not. She definitely needs a Western makeover...

lungs · 05-09-2012, 04:52 PM

Glad I'm not the only one that finds her hot. Not in a supermodel way, but in a normal person way.

RainMaker · 05-09-2012, 04:53 PM

Would be better without the nose ring. And some conditioner in her hair.

RomaGoth · 05-09-2012, 04:59 PM

No thanks.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-09-2012, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lungs

Glad I'm not the only one that finds her hot. Not in a supermodel way, but in a normal person way.

I agree with this assessment. Though if this is the "hottest" the Commies have to offer, no wonder we "won" the Cold War.

heybrad · 05-09-2012, 05:04 PM

Bad hair. Bad teeth. A faux booger attached to her nostril. What's not to like?

JediKooter · 05-09-2012, 05:21 PM

I bet she has hairy armpits. After all, the party tells you what to shave and what not to shave.

DanGarion · 05-09-2012, 05:43 PM

Toad the Wet Sprocket - "Chile"

Quote:

Chile lyrics

Artist: Toad The Wet Sprocket
Album: Pale
Lyrics: Chile

be who you are
if it fits in the system
say what you will
but you might die if they listen
they think in the politics of gasoline and torture

please only talk to me in the dark

write what you will
if you write in a prison
sing how you feel
but you die if they listen
they think in the politics
of rosaries and chainsand it's hard to tell the right for the wrong
when the right is protecting the wrong

be who you are
but not where there are people
reality is taught
right and wrong, there is no middle
we think in politics
of money and ourselves

Big Fo · 05-09-2012, 06:09 PM

She is pretty.

I'm disappointed there wasn't an "I see hotter communists than that everyday since I live in SoCal/a college town/Nome, Alaska" post or an "I'm middle aged so even though she's in her 20s she's still too young for me to say she's attractive" post yet.

JediKooter · 05-09-2012, 06:40 PM

Well, now that you mention it...

SteveMax58 · 05-09-2012, 06:48 PM

dawgfan · 05-09-2012, 07:16 PM

As lungs says, she's attractive in a "normal" way - kind of a girl next door. I'm sure there are many, many Chilean women that are hotter, but she's a girl I would have hit on in college (though the nose ring would have been a bit of a turn-off).

"Most beautiful" though? Nah...

Shkspr · 05-09-2012, 07:23 PM

JediKooter · 05-09-2012, 07:24 PM

Where's Jackoff Smirnoff when you need him?

PilotMan · 05-09-2012, 07:25 PM

Once again, this thread is useless without pics. thx

CrimsonFox · 05-09-2012, 07:34 PM

the nosering blows it totally.

Apathetic Lurker · 05-09-2012, 07:50 PM

not to me.....I prefer my wimmin with noserings

path12 · 05-09-2012, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

Me too. For the good of the collective of course.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 05-09-2012, 11:12 PM

much thanks bisbo. never has the universe shat out such a beautiful creature.

i'm off to chile. i'm going to stalk this woman in broken spanish until she loves me.

Vince, Pt. II · 05-09-2012, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I agree with this assessment. Though if this is the "hottest" the Commies have to offer, no wonder we "won" the Cold War.

+2

Also, never been a fan of nose rings.

Karlifornia · 05-10-2012, 12:04 AM

I just met the most wonderful, beautiful, kind, caring, amazing woman.

She has a nose ring, though. So I threw her number away.

GrantDawg · 05-10-2012, 11:26 AM

Pro's: Lefties free love and lack of modesty means lots of fun nekkidness

Con's: She probably doesn't shave or bathe, so she is probably covered in hair that smells like 10 year old bong water.

molson · 05-10-2012, 11:40 AM

The only problem with communist women is that their prime only lasts about 8 minutes. Their 26 is our 56. Their 56 is our rotting corpse.

Galaxy · 05-10-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Would be better without the nose ring.

She's pretty, but the nose is really distracting. I don't think it would be bad if it was a small earring stud instead of the big silver ring.

Desnudo · 05-10-2012, 12:37 PM

I'd ride her like a Belarus MTZ-52 tractor

Rizon · 05-10-2012, 12:42 PM

NOT. Looks like she'd have a super hairy crotch and would shank you with something rusty during sex.

Toddzilla · 05-10-2012, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

NOT. Looks like she'd have a super hairy crotch and would shank you with something rusty during sex.

THAT

Autumn · 05-11-2012, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I'd ride her like a Belarus MTZ-52 tractor

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05-09-2012, 04:51 PM	#2
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	dibs. __________________

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BillJasper Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Northern Kentucky	Not. She definitely needs a Western makeover... __________________ The Confederacy lost, it is time to dismantle it.

05-09-2012, 05:21 PM	#9
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I bet she has hairy armpits. After all, the party tells you what to shave and what not to shave. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Well, now that you mention it... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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05-09-2012, 04:52 PM	#4
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	Glad I'm not the only one that finds her hot. Not in a supermodel way, but in a normal person way.

05-09-2012, 04:53 PM	#5
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Would be better without the nose ring. And some conditioner in her hair.

05-09-2012, 05:04 PM	#8
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Bad hair. Bad teeth. A faux booger attached to her nostril. What's not to like?

05-09-2012, 06:09 PM	#11
Big Fo Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005	She is pretty. I'm disappointed there wasn't an "I see hotter communists than that everyday since I live in SoCal/a college town/Nome, Alaska" post or an "I'm middle aged so even though she's in her 20s she's still too young for me to say she's attractive" post yet.

05-09-2012, 06:48 PM	#13
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006

05-09-2012, 07:16 PM	#14
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	As lungs says, she's attractive in a "normal" way - kind of a girl next door. I'm sure there are many, many Chilean women that are hotter, but she's a girl I would have hit on in college (though the nose ring would have been a bit of a turn-off). "Most beautiful" though? Nah...

05-09-2012, 07:23 PM	#15
Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX

05-09-2012, 07:25 PM	#17
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Once again, this thread is useless without pics. thx __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.

05-09-2012, 07:34 PM	#18
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	the nosering blows it totally.

05-09-2012, 07:50 PM	#19
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	not to me.....I prefer my wimmin with noserings

05-09-2012, 11:12 PM	#21
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	much thanks bisbo. never has the universe shat out such a beautiful creature. i'm off to chile. i'm going to stalk this woman in broken spanish until she loves me.

05-10-2012, 12:04 AM	#23
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I just met the most wonderful, beautiful, kind, caring, amazing woman. She has a nose ring, though. So I threw her number away. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-10-2012, 11:26 AM	#24
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Pro's: Lefties free love and lack of modesty means lots of fun nekkidness Con's: She probably doesn't shave or bathe, so she is probably covered in hair that smells like 10 year old bong water. Last edited by GrantDawg : 05-10-2012 at 11:26 AM.

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molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	The only problem with communist women is that their prime only lasts about 8 minutes. Their 26 is our 56. Their 56 is our rotting corpse. Last edited by molson : 05-10-2012 at 11:50 AM.

05-10-2012, 12:37 PM	#27
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'd ride her like a Belarus MTZ-52 tractor

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