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05-22-2012, 04:39 PM
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Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 89: Jessica Biel
Well the pop princess Katy Perry scored higher than Zooey Deschanel, so I think we can officially say that boobs bring around 12% points more the the party.
Now on to someone that is held near and dear to many a man's heart, Jessica Biel. She's be mentioned time and time again and now it is finally her chance to show us what she brings to the table.
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05-22-2012, 04:59 PM
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I'd poke her in the butt.
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05-22-2012, 04:59 PM
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Yes.
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05-22-2012, 05:02 PM
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This is one I assume will do quite well. She wouldn't be on my top 5 or top 10 list, she's not a favorite of mine, but she's clearly a yes vote anyway
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05-22-2012, 05:05 PM
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That third photo hardly looks real.
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05-22-2012, 06:04 PM
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05-22-2012, 06:21 PM
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Powder Blue.
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05-22-2012, 06:32 PM
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Without a doubt.
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05-22-2012, 06:38 PM
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I honestly don't like her in any of those pics.
But I know she's hot. I think she's one of the rare Hollywood celebs who looks hotter when she's "dressed down" rather than all dressed up. |
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05-22-2012, 06:45 PM
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My research didn't turn up any evidence of hotness. But I did see she is credited as Melina in the upcoming remake of Total Recall.
Total Recall (2012) - IMDb |
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05-22-2012, 06:48 PM
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Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!
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05-22-2012, 06:52 PM
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i watched "7th heaven" just to watch her
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05-22-2012, 06:58 PM
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Says the guy that recently voted hot for Zoe Saldana, Michelle Monaghan, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Zooey Deschanel, and Mila Kunis. |
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05-22-2012, 07:00 PM
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05-22-2012, 07:01 PM
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'jessica biel gif'
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05-22-2012, 07:01 PM
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Watched one of the remakes of Texas Chainsaw Massacre two weeks ago...I forgot she was in it...
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05-22-2012, 07:04 PM
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Pardon me sir. You posted the wrong picture by accident.  |
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05-22-2012, 07:05 PM
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Pretty much this ... although the last cpl of pics that clearly show her, umm, asset weren't all that bad. Those pics overall actually caused me to question my previously reflexive Hot answer.
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05-22-2012, 07:06 PM
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LOL
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05-22-2012, 07:10 PM
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Pretty much where I am at (although I like the one of her in the kitchen). I can name several other women I would choose over her, but I can't deny her hotness all the same.
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05-22-2012, 07:18 PM
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I am sorry, I will make up for it... 
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05-22-2012, 08:16 PM
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BOOOOOOM!
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05-22-2012, 08:58 PM
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She has never done anything for me.
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05-22-2012, 09:35 PM
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Hell yes!
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05-22-2012, 10:02 PM
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She's never done anything for me either. But in her defense, I've never asked.
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05-22-2012, 10:28 PM
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SMOKIN
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05-23-2012, 12:50 AM
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That 3rd pic is the worst picture I have ever seen of anyone. Anyway, just wanted to say Powder Blue as well. That stripping scene with the candles is hot. Would have sent me to the hospital with friction burns on my junk if I had seen that when I was 13 or so.
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05-23-2012, 01:05 AM
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God you guys are such fucking whiny bastards about the pictures sometimes. Look I provide the pictures that I think others will like, if you don't like them so be it, you know what she looks like with the pictures or not.
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05-23-2012, 01:55 AM
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She's one of those people who is famous, and an actor, and I can't recall one movie she's been in other than A-Team.
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05-23-2012, 02:04 AM
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Super hot and from what my dad said, very nice as well.
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05-23-2012, 07:06 AM
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She's frakking amazing, easily in my top 3 ever.
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05-23-2012, 08:58 AM
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Didn't even need to scroll down. Didn't even need to open the thread. My vote was automatically registered by the universe when the poll was posted.
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05-23-2012, 08:59 AM
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05-23-2012, 09:05 AM
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I was always way more of a Beverley Mitchell fan. |
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05-23-2012, 09:10 AM
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??? Did you type in the wrong name on Google search? I know you have trouble with the image search. I can't imagine anyone coming to this conclusion. She is one of the few Hollywood beauties with actual curves. |
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05-23-2012, 09:45 AM
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05-23-2012, 10:48 AM
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She could back up into me any time she wanted.
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05-23-2012, 11:59 AM
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In this case I think the pictures highlighted (to me) that she's basically got one significant asset ... and that her face is actually pretty damned bad. {shrug} If the commentary on the pics are bugging you enough for this little rant then maybe it's time to just let the project rest for a while instead of being such a fucking whiny bastard about the comments. Frankly, after this little post, I'm much harder pressed to give a fuck whether you ever do another one.
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05-23-2012, 01:31 PM
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jeezus h, you must be one of them chubby chasers. She ain't skinny, she's just right. |
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05-23-2012, 01:34 PM
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I think the problem with the third picture is that it looks so different to the others. I am a fan, and I could not have identified her in that picture. |
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05-23-2012, 03:29 PM
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My thoughts as well. It wasn't the choice of the pic, its that it looks like an entirely different person.
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05-23-2012, 03:32 PM
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I also fail to see how her face can be considered unattractive. She's got an amazing face. Her body is just as amazing. She is incredibly well put together and exceptionally feminine.
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05-23-2012, 03:34 PM
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I actually think that her face is one of her best features. I love her mouth, and her nose and eyes. I've seen a few angles where it didn't look great, but for the most part she's beautiful. But I think we've established in the past that we have pretty much opposite opinions on that.  Also, there's this:  |
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05-23-2012, 03:45 PM
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Pic 1 is pretty skinny looking IMO. Pic 2 is pretty rough looking IMO, like somebody had ordered their p.surgeon to work some overtime. Lips are too big (even if they're natural, they don't look it). Pic 3 is so out there that I'm in the "not sure that's even her" camp & dismissed it entirely. Pic 4 she looks ... tired, like she's 20 yrs older than her age. Pic 5 is (I think) just an unimpressive angle, I know 5's that are 50 pounds overweight who have basically that same face. Only in 6 & 7 does she come across as hot to me.
What I realize from this pic-by-pic analysis is kinda what I realized on first blush: she's a lot hotter from a distance, and the closer you get the worse she looks.
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05-23-2012, 03:57 PM
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I haven't posted much in a long time, but this made me break out of retirement. WTF? I wish I had something more intelligent to say to that, but "WTF" just fits.
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