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Women pulls gun on man during sex in moving car.
OK, FOFC, sort *this* one out:
Florida Woman Allegedly Pulls Gun During Sex in Moving Car - ABC News
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09-12-2012, 09:11 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Florida.
There, I solved it.
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09-12-2012, 09:21 AM
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That bitch be crazy.
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09-12-2012, 09:29 AM
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Stand your ground.
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09-12-2012, 10:01 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He tried to kill her by hitting a tree, but it didn't work.
Also, I assume his erection retreated once the gun was pulled. I mean, it probably shouldn't have ever surfaced from the looks of that picture, but...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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09-12-2012, 10:36 AM
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Well at least no one got in trouble for prostitution or solicitation and any other charges involving hiring a ho.
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09-12-2012, 10:43 AM
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
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09-12-2012, 10:45 AM
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That whole situation sounded wrong. More there, but very hard to decipher what.
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09-12-2012, 10:46 AM
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The only thing that would make this more awesome is if the following phrase was actually uttered (and might also explain the black eye):
Man I can't believe this sh*t This b*tch is tryin to gank me Yo I oughta slap you upside yo' head with nine inches of limp d*ck
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09-12-2012, 10:53 AM
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Looking at her picture, I think she owes him 250 dollars.
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09-12-2012, 10:53 AM
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End of discussion
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09-12-2012, 03:07 PM
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09-12-2012, 03:11 PM
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Bang Bus?
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09-12-2012, 05:39 PM
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Bill Clinton would beg to differ.
That isn't sex. |
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